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Anybody else think it’s weird that in order to fall asleep you have to pretend you’re already asleep?

@FlemilyEming @ATRightMovies The BEST Zellweger role.

Without saying Judy, name a great RENÉE ZELLWEGER role...

We can only fucking hope.

Hey @Bowflex @BowflexSupport why am I only being offered a measly $60 refund on a safety recall for dumbbells I paid $350 for? Is this how you treat your customers? Or do you know that no one will send them back and think this is you covering your ass if someone decides to sue?

Enter the #TapoSummerSweepstakes at gleam.io/2z7BF/summer-s… wn.nr/PETTnz8

@SecDef This goes for the Commander in Chief as well?

Not any more. REAL fitness & weight standards are here. We will be FIT, not FAT.

@bigfard21 @moneyjnr en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rings_of_…

@moneyjnr uranus doesnt have rings but ya ok

Uranus in 4K 🙂

I’m using Crucial Exams to pass my exams with confidence. #CrucialExams wn.nr/WrqThcE

Hey @amazon, my delivery hours are accurate. Maybe tell your drivers to read the hours and not attempt delivery outside the delivery hour window?

@YITechnology Your app is unusable due to intrusive full-screen ads. Before I could close the ad and view my cameras. Now, when I tap on the X to close the ad, it takes me to the app store or does nothing. I literally cannot access my cameras anymore.

Now I understand why he changed the name…

@elisespeaces Google messages is the only thing I miss about my three month Android experience.

Switching to Google messages has been the cutest experience ever.

MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: CBS News Analysis Reveals That the Clear Majority of Tweets By Elon Musk About the 2024 U.S. Presidential Election Are Either Misinformation or Disinformation Yes, the *clear majority*. cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk…

@RegalMovies #RunforyourLifeRegalSweepstakes

Limited edition Reebok sneakers up for grabs. Reply with #RunforyourLifeRegalSweepstakes for a chance to win. Rules: regmovi.es/3YpYr36

I can’t believe he said this……on camera.

BREAKING: In a stunning leak, Donald Trump’s VP pick, JD Vance, was caught thanking the leaders of Project 2025 for their work banning abortion and defunding Social Security and Medicare. Retweet so all Americans see this devastating clip of Trump’s VP.

@MarvelStudios The magazine The Thing is reading is the December 1963 edition of Life Magazine with President Lyndon Johnson on the cover if anyone was curious.

Happy Valentine’s Day from Marvel’s First Family! Pedro Pascal, Vanessa Kirby, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, and Joseph Quinn are The Fantastic Four. Marvel Studios' #TheFantasticFour, in theaters July 25, 2025.

Selling my iPad Pro. Comes with the Smart Keyboard, an Apple Pencil, the charing cable and brick, as well as a folio case. swappa.com/listing/view/L… via @swappa

@j4velin I can't seem to get my wallpaper to change based on location? I have no issue getting it to change based on time, but location doesn't seem to work? Do I need to do something special that I'm missing?

@joshuabporter @PrimeVideo I think Amazon sorely underestimates how many people only have Prime Video because they have Amazon Prime and not because they actually use the service.

What a joke, @PrimeVideo