@MorseBeWithU @SpencerHakimian Let me know when you see him passed out on the beach
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Timothy Casey
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🚨BREAKING: TRUMP HEADS TO FLORDA FOR ANOTHER TAXPAYER FUNDED VACATION
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🚨BREAKING: Jill Biden’s Secret Service Agent SHOT HIMSELF in the LEG 🚨
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Something is wrong with him. The question is why don’t people understand that
Kevin Dalton@TheKevinDalton
What causes Gavin Newsom to move and sit like this?
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Rumors are also swirling that Jill Biden was telling the agent about how she met Joe Biden, and after the story dragged on for a bit, the agent shot himself.
Susan Crabtree@susancrabtree
🚨SECRET SERVICE SCOOP: New details about the agent who shot himself earlier today while accompanying Jill Biden to the Philly airport. The agent was apparently rushing and fumbling around after forgetting his cell phone in the SUV, sources told @RCPolitics. The agent was only one week on the job with the Jill Biden detail. He was in the SUV behind the one Biden was traveling in. He left to accompany Jill Biden through the airport, but soon realized he forgot his cell phone. The agent rushed back to get it, and his pistol fell out of the holster and was lying on the seat. He grabbed his pistol quickly and negligently fired it as he was trying to put it back in the holster. The agent shot his butt cheek. He went to the hospital where he is recovering and is expected to be released later today.
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🚨SECRET SERVICE SCOOP: New details about the agent who shot himself earlier today while accompanying Jill Biden to the Philly airport.
The agent was apparently rushing and fumbling around after forgetting his cell phone in the SUV, sources told @RCPolitics.
The agent was only one week on the job with the Jill Biden detail. He was in the SUV behind the one Biden was traveling in. He left to accompany Jill Biden through the airport, but soon realized he forgot his cell phone.
The agent rushed back to get it, and his pistol fell out of the holster and was lying on the seat. He grabbed his pistol quickly and negligently fired it as he was trying to put it back in the holster. The agent shot his butt cheek. He went to the hospital where he is recovering and is expected to be released later today.
Susan Crabtree@susancrabtree
🚨🚨SECRET SERVICE Incompetence Continues… Jill Biden's Secret Service agent accidentally shot himself while accompanying the former first lady through Philadelphia airport
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D. L. Hughley on Trump: “I’m very proud I’ve never voted for a president who r*ped women and children. I never voted for a president who defrauded charities. I never voted for a president that celebrated the de*th of somebody.”
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@DamonBruce How about having a driver, think he’s rich enough
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Tiger Woods needs to forget about competitive golf and get into rehab for the addictions he can’t shake.
He’s got every advantage a human can have, and I’m rooting for him to just get right as a person, not an athlete.
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@sfstandard @JohnSheaHey On point John, couldn’t agree more. Felt like an exhibition game to me!
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40,856 showed up at Oracle Park Wednesday night to serve as extras in a global Opening Day production hosted by Netflix. The early reviews were not good, as the Giants struggled and lost to the Yankees.
📝: @johnsheahey sfstandard.com/2026/03/25/sf-…
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"My testicles don't make me less of a woman" - Caster Semenya
Of course, this outlandish statement went totally unchallenged this morning🤡
Semenya is not a woman with high testosterone levels. He is a male with normal testosterone levels.
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@GovMikeHuckabee This coming from a guy that the only thing he knows about pipes is smoking them
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Kimmel ought to know that a good flush is way better than a snob arrogant Joker who isn’t even funny. When Kimmel’s toilet backs up, he can call a comedian. THAT will be funny.
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson
Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇
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@BuckSexton I thought for a second, wow, Megan Rapinoe has really aged. But that is the Boss, love the artist, hate the guy
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His politics suck almost as much as as his music
Democratic Wins Media@DemocraticWins
BREAKING: Bruce Springsteen just announced that his band will be doing a tour in effort to fight back against Donald Trump's authoritarian overreach. The Boss is back!
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I have said the same thing numerous times on my podcast NorCal Sports Network and any Giants fan that can’t recognize the Dodgers organization is first class & committed to winning & a whatever it takes mindset is just a hater & not an objective baseball fan.
I talk about this all the time with Ned Colletti on my podcast.
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I’m a Bay Area native and we are supposed to hate the Dodgers but they are the best sports franchise in the nation. They spend money, they have 4 million fans each year, great ceremonies, the gold on their uniform tonight is flawless. This is what greatness looks like.
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@GavinNewsom If you’re this rattled by name calling there’s no way you could lead a country during WAR
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If you have dyslexia, hear this: bullies will laugh and call you names. Let them talk. Keep moving. No one — not even the President — decides your worth. Prove them wrong. Every time.
Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️@0liviajulianna
Pretty gross to watch Trump and the clowns at Fox News laugh at Gavin Newsom for having dyslexia! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
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@BaseballJeff1 Yesterday was all about netflix, had an exhibition game vibe
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Can we agree that breaking up Opening Day into two days is kind of lame? Just have everyone open on the same day, like President Ben Franklin intended when he wrote the Constitution.
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Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-CA) says he doesn’t want to give a penny more to TSA. Says they’re “dragging women by the hair, throwing them into unmarked vans… have committed public executions.”
Swalwell is so dumb he doesn’t even realize he means to say ICE.
(ExxAlerts on 𝕏)
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@barstoolsports I’m a Giants fan, the opener had little to do with them other than they were playing the Yankers. Our real opener will be tomorrow
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Netflix's Opening Night Was a Smashing Success If You Ignore Everything That Goes Into Broadcasting a Baseball Game s.barstool.link/c/article-3566…
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MAHER HONORED: Bill Maher will win the prestigious Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, the Kennedy Center said Thursday, less than a week after the White House forcefully denied that the comedian, who has had a hot-and-cold relationship with President Donald Trump, would win it.
MORE: bit.ly/3NY0poJ
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On this day in 1973, the legendary Bill Walton had a performance for the record books 🙌
His 44 points on 21-22 FG won @UCLAMBB another title 🏆
Missing you every day, Bill 💙 #MarchMadness
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