Tony Cavalieri
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When I report something it’s fact. Told you Vrabel got a standing O last night. The Patriot Way!
Dave Portnoy@stoolpresidente
Mike Vrabel did a Q+A with Patriot season ticket holders last night. Word on the street is he got a standing ovation when he arrived. Patriots fans aren’t into gossip and tabloid fodder. We are into winning super bowls and forgiveness. Model franchise.
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I insisted @StoolMintzy take the front seat and he legitimately would not take the front seat and insisted I take it due to his southern roots- gentleman behavior
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@BarstoolPAT @OutandAboutpod @kellykeegs My vault of evidence 1000% disproves this whole “sweet Brady” thing
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I will defend my sweet Brady until the cows come home. Praying this trip don’t shake his confidence @OutandAboutpod 🫤
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There’s a world where Kyler Murray finishes as the Fantasy QB1 this year
And I honestly wouldn’t be surprised
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@PolymarketBlitz @AdamSchefter Dude said Kyler Murray and automatic in the same post.
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The Minnesota Vikings are bringing in WR Jauan Jennings for a visit per @AdamSchefter
Kyler Murray
Justin Jefferson
Jordan Addision
Jauan Jennings
TJ Hockenson
Aaron Jones
Would be an automatic playoff team.
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If you can make it 5 more years, then I believe we will have the ability to live to 120-150 years old.
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You’re on the clock - who are you taking in a dynasty rookie draft?
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@SomethingEra2 Golday is here to replace Cashman. He is certainly not an edge.
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Evaluation of every Vikings pick:
Banks - Should be day 1 starter, very high upside if he can stay on the field
Golday - Rotational guy this year, I expect him to take on the AVG role as his career progresses. Probably my favorite pick.
Domonique Orange - Day 1 starter.
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@vikesinsider Glazing every pick fir their ceiling outcome.
Gay.
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> Caleb Banks is a clone of Chris Jones
> Golday is the second coming of AVG
> No words needed for BIG CITRUS
> Tiernan reminds top OL coach of Mitch Schwartz
> Jakobe Thomas is “the Hufanga of the 26 class”
> Max Bredeson is quite literally Kyle Juszscyk
> Demmings is “reminiscent of DaRon Bland”
> Clairborne is “diet coke Achane/Gibbs”
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@OhioTate One guy was the 1st up and last asleep at age 40.
The other lied about getting laid.
Tough call.
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Ballots are still being counted but I can confirm the Spring Break MVP has become a two horse race.
Nicky Smokes - Lead the league in fucking (2), Dropped a name
Dante The Don - Went out all 7 nights, Funny scream
At 43, Dante would become the oldest MVP in league history.
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@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb Bots in the comments real MVP
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Thanks to the full week @barstoolspringb survivors
Dante
Nikki Smokes
Ella
Katic
Smelly
Also thanks to Tommy, Keegs. Situationship and all the production people. What a long exhausting week for everybody involved. Until Summer House if there is one…..
GIF
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@BarstoolMuse Jesus bro he didnt smash the other chick.
Girl was out in 8 minutes fully dressed with dry hair and rubbing the skin off her nose.
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Smokes’ Vegas Run has come to an end.
Final Stats:
- 0.30 “Meat to Meats” per day (2 kills, 6.5 days)
- 0 times fucking the TortillaCon Huzz (TortillaCon fell thru, not on him)
- Shared one of the names from the rumors
- 0 STDs contracted (May change)
Grade his performance A-F.
Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb
Nicky Smokes has called it a night and is going to bed
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The boys didn’t introduce their girls to Keegs & she’s over it
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@TomScibelli @MeekPhill_ Just give them some coke and lie about smashing.
Works for the other guy.
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IT IS NOT 0-6 WHEN THEY ARE ALL ENGAGED/MARRIED YOU FUCKING MORON @MeekPhill_!!! THOSE ARE INTENTIONAL WALKS!!!! I CANT GET A PITCH TO HIT
Barstool Spring Break@barstoolspringb
Tommy is 0-6 at the plate tonight and the fans are getting restless
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@nickysmokess Excellent effort all week, you are doing all you can.
Lying about the shower smash is still a massive L.
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As we deploy for our last battle I want to take the time to say thank you to everyone who watched, everyone behind the scenes, the city of Las Vegas and Palms casino. This has been the longest and craziest week of my life. I hope you all enjoyed the show. Time for one last battle
GIF
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