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เข้าร่วม Şubat 2023
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Tortoise Parody
Tortoise Parody@Tortoise_Parody·
@thehawkeyex Bhai phir woh emergency alert kaise hota. Kuch toh socho .. likhne ke phele
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The Hawk Eye
The Hawk Eye@thehawkeyex·
Skipped 2 heartbeats.. checked fans for earthquake .. 😢 by then realised its test msg! pahle bata toh dete sir emergency alert aane wala hai😭
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Tortoise Parody@Tortoise_Parody·
@NalinisKitchen Rich snob alert ... She does not want the lower middle class to travel via the airport & eat at the airport.
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Nalini Unagar
Nalini Unagar@NalinisKitchen·
Make the samosa for ₹100 at the airport. There is absolutely no need to sell samosas for ₹20 at airports. People who come to airports can easily afford to buy a samosa for ₹80-100. Most people who travel by flight are those who can afford it. Yes, sometimes poor or middle-class people may have to take a flight due to an emergency, but otherwise, most people prefer trains. ~2.5 crore people travel daily by train, while only about 5 lakh people travel by air. So the government seems more focused on those 5 lakh people, but what about the people who are complaining about low-quality food every day in trains? First, improve the quality of food for train passengers.
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Tortoise Parody
Tortoise Parody@Tortoise_Parody·
@priyankac19 Bas complain karna hai. Such an alert has to jolt you.. low volume alert will not make people alert in case of emergency
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Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳
That alarm was scary as hell and caused panic. A small message of preparedness for expecting such system tests on our phones would have been helpful. And not once but twice.
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Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj
Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj@DeepikaBhardwaj·
WTF WAS THAT !!!! Never knew my phone can buzz like an Ambulance too !!!
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Anish Gawande
Anish Gawande@anishgawande·
Family time in Mumbai ❤️
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rajesh Pillai
rajesh Pillai@rajeshP55005083·
@KodappullySethu Will he cut his profit?? No, he will charge it to the customer. By the way, his customers are also middle class people......🤔🤔
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SETHU@KodappullySethu·
When a Malyalam news reporter hoped for an anti-govt rant on rising gas prices, the shopkeeper replied: "Understand the situation; there's a war, Hormuz is closed. It’ll settle soon and prices will drop. We must bear this for now and stand with the nation& Modi Govt 🇮🇳❤️🔥
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Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳
Nepo,entitled brat Vijay of TVK is on a Temple Run! As kids we have all said: "Jai Hanuman gyan gun sagar Jai Kapis tihun lok ujagar Ram doot atulit bal dhama Anjaani- putra Pavan sut nama" & "Bismillah Ar-Rahman Ar-Raheem Al-hamdu lillahi Rabb il-'alamin Ar-Rahman Ar-Raheem"
News18@CNNnews18

#TamilNadu | This is a battle between two spoilt nepo brats- Vijay and Stalin: @tehseenp, political analyst #Vijay #TVK #BrassTacks | @nabilajamal_

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Tortoise Parody
Tortoise Parody@Tortoise_Parody·
Shameless @RahulGandhi @priyankagandhi mother Sonia didn't reappoint such an honest muslim as President again in 2007-8
Dr Mouth Matters@GanKanchi

MUST READ Unbelievable & SHOCKING INFORMATION. DD Podhigai telecast an interview with Mr P M Nair, (retired IAS officer, who was the Secretary to Dr. Abdul Kalam Sir when he was the President.) I summarise the points he spoke in a voice choked with emotion. Mr Nair authored a book titled "Kalam Effect" 1. Dr Kalam used to receive costly gifts whenever he went abroad as it is customary for many nations to give gifts to the visiting Heads of State. Refusing the gift would become an insult to the nation and an embarrassment for India. So, he received them and on his return, Dr Kalam asked the gifts to be photographed and then catalogued and handed over to the archives. Afterwards, he never even looked at them. He did not take even a pencil from the gifts received when he left Rashtrapathi Bhavan. 2. In 2002, the year Dr Kalam took over, the Ramadan month came in July-August. It was a regular practice for the President to host an iftar party. Dr Kalam asked Mr Nair why he should host a party to people who are already well fed and asked him to find out how much would be the cost. Mr Nair told it would cost around Rs. 22 lakhs. Dr Kalam asked him to donate that amount to a few selected orphanages in the form of food, dresses and blankets. The selection of orphanages was left to a team in Rashtrapathi Bhavan and Dr Kalam had no role in it. After the selection was made, Dr Kalam asked Mr Nair to come inside his room and gave him a cheque for Rs 1 lakh. He said that he was giving some amount from his personal savings and this should not be informed to anyone. Mr Nair was so shocked that he said "Sir, I will go outside and tell everyone . People should know that here is a man who not only donated what he should have spent but he is giving his own money also". Dr Kalam though he was a devout Muslim did not have Iftar parties in the years in which he was the President. 3. Dr Kalam did not like "Yes Sir" type of people. Once when the Chief Justice of India had come and on some point Dr Kalam expressed his view and asked Mr Nair, "Do you agree?" Mr Nair said " No Sir, I do not agree with you". The Chief Justice was shocked and could not believe his ears. It was impossible for a civil servant to disagree with the President and that too so openly. Mr Nair told him that the President would question him afterwards why he disagreed and if the reason was logical 99% he would change his mind. 4. Dr Kalam invited 50 of his relatives to come to Delhi and they all stayed in Rashtrapathi Bhavan. He organised a bus for them to go around the city which was paid for by him. No official car was used. All their stay and food was calculated as per the instructions of Dr Kalam and the bill came to Rs 2 lakhs which he paid. In the history of this country no one has done it. Now, wait for the climax, Dr Kalam's elder brother stayed with him in his room for the entire one week as Dr Kalam wanted his brother to stay with him. When they left, Dr Kalam wanted to pay rent for that room also. Imagine the President of a country paying rent for the room in which he is staying. This was any way not agreed to by the staff who thought the honesty was getting too much to handle!!!. 5. When Kalam Sir was to leave Rashtrapathi Bhavan at the end of his tenure, every staff member went and met him and paid their respects. Mr Nair went to him alone as his wife had fractured her leg and was confined to bed. Dr Kalam asked why his wife did not come. He replied that she was in bed due to an accident. Next day, Mr.Nair saw lot of policemen around his house and asked what had happened. They said that the President of India was coming to visit him in his house. He came and met his wife and chatted for some time. Mr Nair says that no president of any country would visit a civil servant's house and that too on such a simple pretext. I thought I should give the details as many of you may not have seen the telecast and so it may be useful. The younger brother of APJ Abdul Kalam runs an umbrella repairing shop. When Mr. Nair met him during Kalam’s funeral, he touched his feet, in token of respect for both Mr. Nair and Brother. Such information should be widely shared on social media as mainstream media will not show this because it doesn't carry the so-called GB TRP The property left behind by Dr.A.P.J.Abdul Kalam was estimated. _ He owned 6 pants(2 DRDO uniforms) 4 shirts(2 DRDO uniforms) 3 suits (1 western, 2 Indian) 2500 books 1 flat (which he has donated) 1 Padmashri 1 Padmabhushan 1 Bharat Ratna 16 doctorates 1 website 1 twitter account 1 email id He didn't have any TV, AC, car, jewellery, shares, land or bank balance. He had even donated the last 8 years' pension towards the development of his village. He was a real patriot and true Indian India will for ever be grateful to you, sir.

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iMac_too
iMac_too@iMac_too·
Justices JK Maheshwari & AS Chandurkar
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Himanta Biswa Sarma
Himanta Biswa Sarma@himantabiswa·
I don’t need lessons on democracy, public discourse or decency from anyone, especially from @DrAMSinghvi . Decency and him can never be in the same room. The real issue here pertains to a woman - who has nothing to do with politics - but has her character assassinated on national television using FORGED documents from other countries. I am confident the courts will take note of this, sooner or later and the guilty will be punished for his brazen act of maligning a woman's character using false documents to influence electoral outcomes. Also Dr Singhvi, it’s easy to speak on a platform where I am not present to respond. That is not called a debate- it is simply avoiding a fair exchange, one which you were espousing. And let me be clear, this is just the beginning, not the end. Satyamev Jayate.
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The Jaipur Dialogues
The Jaipur Dialogues@JaipurDialogues·
Shocking Visual from Jabalpur Bargi Dam
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Farrago Abdullah Parody
Farrago Abdullah Parody@abdullah_0mar·
Justice JK Maheshwari and Justice Atul Chandurkar grrant anticipatory bail to Pawan Khera in Assam Police FIR. You can make any FAKE allegation on the sitting Chief Minister to win the election because.....
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Vijay Amritraj
Vijay Amritraj@vjamritraj·
@andhanan_ Yes, Tamil Nadu is way ahead of many India states because of its progressive politics irrespective of which government is in power. Credit to its people.
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Vijay Amritraj
Vijay Amritraj@vjamritraj·
Never understood this fascination with West Bengal, notice this especially amongst North Indians. Can understand people interested in their home state elections and Lok Sabha polls. Why a state that doesn’t belong to them? How does it affect their fortunes?
Tushar Gupta@Tushar15

Anyone who remotely follows politics is super invested in the West Bengal election results. The mood is like what it was before the results of 2014, 2019, and 2024 Lok Sabha results, and everyone wants the same party to win. A pandemic of anxiousness. A wretched weekend ahead.

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Padmaja Joshi
Padmaja Joshi@PadmajaJoshi·
Just in: Supreme Court grants anticipatory bail to congress leader Pawan Khera. The case pertains to allegations made by him about Assam CMs wife carrying multiple foreign passports and undisclosed assets. A case of defamation, forgery and criminal conspiracy was filed against Pawan Khera.
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