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🚨Ian Wright on Harry Maguires red card & ban extension: "I’m telling you now… this is an absolute DISGRACE! Harry Maguire’s got sent off, he’s walked off the pitch, he’s muttered ‘f***ing joke’ to the fourth official...which, by the way, we’ve all said worse in the tunnel – and now the PGMOL and the FA are extending his ban another game?" "Are you actually serious?! They’re treating Harry like he’s the first player in history to lose his rag with the officials? Meanwhile other clubs are getting away with murder week in, week out and nobody bats an eyelid!" "It’s like they’ve got a special file on Manchester United this season: ‘How can we screw them a little bit more?’ Nah, nah, nah… I’m not having it! Sort it out, PGMOL, because this is proper embarrassing now." "Proper embarrassing!”

MM/DD/YYYY Tipping culture Very high toilet water Guns being sold in a supermarket Ability to supersize things The concept of Jaywalking Vacation days Tax not included in final prices of goods Healthcare Portion size

@WasAcop @PolitlcsUK I believe it will work more in a way that when a school gets an Ofsted inspection they will notice students walking around with phones and the school will get fined

@PolitlcsUK How will that work 😂 “Hello Police, please. Yes, what seems to be the issue? I’ve got a group of 5 children refusing to take their phones out of their bags. Can you come and remove them as we are not allowed to touch them?”

🚨 NEW: The Government is now making it a legal requirement for schools in England to ban phones

🚨 Bruno Fernandes: “I don’t talk about the referee… it I talk about the referee, I will get in a BIG TROUBLE”, told Sky.

@FergieStandards @FabrizioRomano Wouldn’t surprise me considering his dad played for Leeds

@FabrizioRomano He might actually be a Leeds fan… they all have the same trait that their whole lives revolve around Manchester United

📲 Erling Haaland on Snapchat.

@realyeatrapper Sad but true!

daddy o five is niche faps

matching pfp idea: lesbian barista peters

BBC News hit piece is DARK

@benonwine Probably would have helped if an articulated lorry didn’t pull out on him

Americans driving in the UK for the first time! 🤣🫣😅🤭 Does America not have roundabouts?😜

@guiltisgood COUNT YOUR FUCKING BLESSSSSINNGGGGGGGSSSSS

I’m sorry; posters with WHAT on have been spotted in Manchester?!?!?!

@FearedBuck GOOD!

RaKai reveals that he, his family, and his friends have been receiving death threats from El Rubius’s community.

@KmaFr_ @TLOP4_G0ATED WE are ALL moshing when Tommy gun comes on

@TLOP4_G0ATED us moshing to two birds one stone right before it transitions into thick of it 🖤

are we still going or na

@benfyp Drug fuelled bipolar mental breakdown btw

before anyone starts feeling bad for him

The government and their “ministry of propaganda” have gotten out of hand there’s an underlying pattern we are seeing. Kneecap and Bob Vylan at Glastonbury and now the government blocking Kanye. We are seeing this government making choices that greatly benefit a certain group…

@wyalucid It’s also just like how you can choose to not listen to his music. I’m not sure what difference they think it will make to the public when you can still buy his merch, you can still stream his music and you can still watch his live performances elsewhere.

Uk banning Kanye like they was going to be forced to go to the concert😭

From now on, No, Pepsi will not be okay

@linmeitalks He needs to get himself down to the wall in Jerusalem

He better do another apology to the spiritual leader

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