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The Wolf Inside Me Was Delicious
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The Wolf Inside Me Was Delicious
@TripperDay
Nothing on Twitter matters and it's making you stupid.
เข้าร่วม Kasım 2008
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@jarvis_best People used to just be swingers and go to orgies, then go back home together and everything was cool, but Gen Z can't afford homes with more than 2 bedrooms.
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I’ve only ever known one poly couple ever in real life. Here’s what happened. I’m not making this up.
1. Guy goes to his much hotter wife and says he wants an open marriage. She reluctantly agrees.
2. She immediately goes out and bangs some guy.
3. He gets all pissed off.
4. He invites me out for coffee and wants me to commiserate with him. Like he’s OUTRAGED. He wants me to agree with him that she was way out of line for … something, I dunno what. I’m like man i feel for you but … to be fair …
5. He divorces her.
Jesse Singal@jessesingal
Extree extree! Hot of the presses! Fifteen new stories about polyamory!
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I share this man's love for beer and food on sticks.
chaotic memes@memechaotic
Bro just wants peace 😭
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@therapeuticvids If they didn't want that monkey bullied, they shouldn't have called him "Punch".
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Punch caught right in the middle of monkey warfare 😂
Two rival groups going full chaos mode, leaping and jumping straight over his tiny head like he's invisible neutral territory.
Every single time someone vaults across 🤕 Punch just drops low, stays super chill, zero drama. No one grabs him, no one drags him into the fight... he's the ultimate Switzerland of the troop: fully neutral, fully adorable, and somehow still winning at life.
Smart baby knows when to keep his head safe 🐒✨ Stay safe, little legend.
📹 [@happy2525bell]
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@Wilson__Valdez They didn't even need to do anything for her to win.
Not saying Bernie would have beaten Trump, but I'd been telling everyone who'd listen since 2008 HRC was too unpopular to win. She'd have been a great POTUS, but she inspired the wrong side in the election.
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@Wilson__Valdez Eh, there was definitely the "appearance of impropriety" by the DNC. Maybe it's excusable because Sanders isn't even a Democrat, it's their party and they're allowed to have a favorite candidate, but they pulled some bs. (cont)
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Ruben Gallego coming in to change the news cycle from when he was under fire for boosting a holocaust denier and praising a Neo-Nazi...and now Warren comes in to save him from the news cycle of 'women deserved to be raped.'
Boy, 'progressive' principles sure are something...
Elizabeth Warren@ewarren
Graham Platner's got the grit to fight for what’s right on behalf of Maine’s working families—not billionaires and giant corporations. He’s inspired a grassroots movement to flip Maine, and I’m thrilled to endorse @grahamformaine for Senate.
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@0000fool @sirguywhosmiles @NobletStrength Sorry for the double reply, but I just realized I didn't exactly ask a question. So how is 20 trillionaires, 150k support staff, 1 mil military force (plus robots) plus a few billion non-military robots NOT going to be a superpower?
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@TripperDay @sirguywhosmiles @NobletStrength You’re drowning in CCCP propaganda. China can’t even take Taiwan. There is only one superpower & it’s America.
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Europeans post this picture multiple times a day because they think this is an American food staple and Americans are always confused because they've literally never heard of canned whole chicken until they learned about it through Europeans claiming we eat it regularly.
Daractenus@Daractenus
In an attempt to explain just why it is that some 77 million Americans voted for the dumbest man alive to be their president for a second time, I’m absolutely delighted to present you with the expanded list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵
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@0000fool @sirguywhosmiles @NobletStrength LOL I can't stand China, their economy is overrated, and they will never be able to beat the US militarily. You're just too stupid to answer the question. Most people who fall for the "wE aRen'T bReEdinG ENoUgh" propaganda are racists. That you?
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@texan_maga @NYPostOpinion I live in Arkansas and it's so much worse.
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@NYPostOpinion So many money-laundering scams in California
Its ridiculous
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Based on the comment section, I guess followers of @therussellshaw drink a LOT.
Russell Shaw@therussellshaw
This sort of thing is only popular with people who drink a LOT.
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@therussellshaw He paid for a room, so why can't he walk around in what is basically his own home in his underwear?
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This sort of thing is only popular with people who drink a LOT.
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Are they trying to get their fans to lose weight?
New York Mets@Mets
9 beers. 9 dogs. 9 innings. Citi Field 2026. 🍺🌭👉 bit.ly/40GLGkR
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@0000fool @sirguywhosmiles @NobletStrength You're the one who says that people talking about something means it's a relevant issue. That was specifically your reasoning.
I'm saying 20 trillionaires, 150k support staff, 1 mil military force (plus robots) plus a few billion non-military robots is going to be a superpower.
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@TripperDay @sirguywhosmiles @NobletStrength A bunch of people talking about DEI isn’t equivalent to a statistically obvious trend like population collapse. Conflating the two is disingenuous.
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Why the fuck is black pepper $10?
Why the fuck is juice $8?
Why the fuck is bacon $12?
Fuck you, fucking idiots
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GIF
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tiktok is encouraging people to do the boiling water prank on their boyfriends
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@JamesBr666 @AngelaBelcamino @DailyLoud @grok It just started turning a profit. Over its lifetime? Definitely a loss. I asked AI to make sure it turned a profit last year, and yeah, for the first time in its 29 year history.
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The WNBA is expected to move toward $1 Million salaries following major pay gains. Angel Reese pushed hard to get more money for players, this marks a big win for them. 💰
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@tautologer In the future, everyone will be sugarbabies for 15 minutes.
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separating out into an ultra elite and a permanent underclass is far too simple. things are going to be so much weirder than that
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Is it pronounced "Mark-wayne" or "Mar-kwayne" ?
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remember a couple years ago when a bunch of billionaire morons convinced us this would be the future
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.
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