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TRADE OFFER: The Saints receive: a new tight end This dog receives: a comfy spot on the couch

Report: Vrabel says he will take time away from the NFL to focus on fucking

That last lonely rotisserie chicken sweating under the heat lamp at the grocery store 5 hours past its prime 😬

@tdfrancois @eddluxe FAFO

@eddluxe She did a wonderful job at taking away the voices of half the state instead of fighting for ALL to be heard and represented….hopefully the state Supreme Court overturns this! It’s not right. Diversity until someone believes differently…

Tell trump…I want him to know it was me! #VirginiaRedistricting

@atrupar @MalcolmNance Can’t wait until both of those losers are locked up in a jail cell. Hopefully together!

REPORTER: Can you explain the computer log in issue? Your lawsuit contends you were not able to log into the system KASH PATEL: Let's have a survey. How many of you people believe that's true? REPORTER: Did you communicate with anyone you thought you were fired? PATEL: It's an absolute lie. It never happened. You are lying. REPORTER: The lawsuit says the opposite!

@WhiteHouse Hahaha!

STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP:

@LorrieAnn25 @TMZ Ohhhh Lorrie is mad because her orange Jesus raped a woman and was held accountable by the court of law.

@TMZ She could be confused about the date. You know like E. Jean Carroll is confused about the date, the year, the time, What she was wearing, so on and so on! Because this kind of thing doesn't seem to matter to Democrats when the shoe is on the other foot.

Eric Swalwell wasn't at the DNC event where his accuser said he made her "uncomfortable." Read more: tmz.me/2XRRAFd

Really interesting how the media wouldn't shut the fuck up about inflation or Biden's cognitive decline, but aren't saying shit about how everything is way more expensive now and our current potus has cabbage brain

Can someone clarify the rules? Tony Gonzales slept with staffers and was forced to resign. Ken Paxton slept with other Senator's staffers and is a hero? Is this is correct model of conservatism? #txlege

Ranking of U.S. airlines: 1. Alaska 2. United 3. Delta 4. Southwest, maybe? Idk 5. discount carriers 6. just driving instead 7. flapping your arms very hard and screaming "I'm flying!!" til they kick you out of the building 8. ? 9. American

Tuesday evening, Trump will read a Bible verse from the Oval Office. A truly historic moment. The first time he’s ever actually read a single word of it.

So we're calling these guys the "Liquor Cabinet"?

Here in Arkansas, as part of Trump's "Unleashing American Energy" directive, the US Forest Service is considering opening up 337 acres of Ouachita National Forest to quartz mining. One of the sites sits in the watershed of Lake Winona, which supplies drinking water to 500k people

@ArkRecuriting94 LOL how the hell would you know?

The number 1 player in the state is committing on May 2nd Got him predicted to the Hogs

I love that my Schnucks puts Wiffleball sets right by the whiskey. That's just just a good time waiting to happen ⚾🍻❤️

@shouq_al90149 Winnie Grace

Vintage old Lady name for this dog please 🥺

There are two types of Trump supporters: 1-billionaires 2-idiots Check your bank account and see which one you are.

"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me, and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race." — Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor

Could Zoom Diallo-Alex Wilkins be Mark Pope's version of John Wall-Eric Bledsoe? "Remember the John Wall-Eric Bledsoe deal? Maybe Mark Pope envisions a little bit of that." MORE HERE: on3.com/teams/kentucky…

The problem with trying to convince Trump supporters that he’s fucking stupid is that they’re fucking stupid too