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Chris

@Turtle_Mane

Be Curious Not Judgmental 🐅🦅

เข้าร่วม Haziran 2010
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Chris@Turtle_Mane·
Why the hell is Tom Colonic from Osmosis Jones @BetoORourke ?!
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raul@raulisonline·
ultimate warrior would have been a demon in this era of right wing grifting
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Matt Bentley@JustMattBentley·
It’s easier to understand Kanye when you realise he is literally a Shakespearean tragedy in real time
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boob dylan
boob dylan@BYUsupersoaker·
paul blart would turn his body cam off
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Majin Jew
Majin Jew@RedwoodRogue·
Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.
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@LegendofH3r0 I just don’t know why they would make levels stripping the fun and interesting part of the game
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たるんこa.k.a垂
たるんこa.k.a垂@keith_my_angel·
ずっと見てられる
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Dante Turo
Dante Turo@DanteOnDeck·
I am just so fucking confused why JELLY ROLL AND PAT MCAFEE ARE INVOLVED IN A 20-YEAR STORY THAT NEEDS NOBODY ELSE INVOLVED!!!
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Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo
These are the visuals in a Jon Bois video before he starts talking about a backup qb who threw for 31 yards in 1987
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bay@6vampz9·
johnny knoxville is the straight man’s rupaul
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Chris@Turtle_Mane·
@nopesferatu @washghost1 Handing people disposables rarely produce anything good just ton of underexposed or just blacked out photos
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pedigree sweater puppies
pedigree sweater puppies@nopesferatu·
@washghost1 My photographer boyfriend got super pissed when I said I wanted that cute micro trend of handing out disposable cameras to guests to gather more fun less photogenic moments. We're debating again because he said at that point he'd do it himself.
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Chris@Turtle_Mane·
@GlobeFarrah My wife and I are 4-6k and are very good. have no idea what could possibly be $16k worth
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David Blitz
David Blitz@dblitz1969·
@tavi_chocochip Not weird at all. That’s actually an ignorant comment to make. You must love to see your tax dollars wasted on programs that SpaceX can achieve for a fraction of the cost.
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𝕋𝕒𝕧𝕚@tavi_chocochip·
I find it weird that Elon didn't mention NASA's Artemis II mission at all, despite posting quite a lot on other topics. He keeps saying space exploration is super-important to him. So does he really care about human missions to space, or is it only when it's a SpaceX program?
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@Squirrauhls Shame on McDonald’s for giving my soon to be put down dog cheeseburgers
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