Mike Caldicott

@therealcliffyb What they’d like to drink?

I'm having drinks tonight with friends from Nintendo and Epic; anything you want me to ask them?!

@gfrancie At first glance, I thought that was a backgammon set.

Stepping into the unknown… 2023 is going to be an adventure! ✨

@simonmayo Problem is my inside is nearly as cold as my outside.

@RHStavis That tweet and picture does look hilarious here in the UK. (where ‘pants’ refers to your knickers)

Everything is crazy basically all the time but every now and again you’re really feelin’ your pants.

@Pentadact You need to nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.

Domestic twitter, what's your strat for getting stubborn sticky label gunk off varnished wood? Tried: Alcohol (wet wipes, gin) Dawn Powerwash (dish soap) Very hot water Scrubbing with very stiff brush Combinations thereof Scraping No progress, amazed I haven't damaged the wood.

Film called 'Jurassic Park' just started on Sky Cinema Action. Seems a bit far-fetched but I'm gonna stick with it.

@htcvive I find opening a window works wonders. Fresh air is a must.

Anyone have tips for long hours in VR? Asking for a friend... 🙃

@schillingc The completely wonderful Embracelet.

@therealcliffyb the rhythm bit?

@garywhitta @CalumAWatt I see that and think of Wipeout.

@VictoriaCoren You’re back? How are you back? What’s back? ... as in Only Connect is back? Is it? I didn’t know that. What?

What a nice continuity announcement! Thank you for being glad to see us back!

@RachelRileyRR @AleshaOfficial @CandyCrushSaga Oh Rachel :(

Let’s be honest, you don’t need a secret formula to win Candy Crush All Stars. With only 5 days left to enter, you just need to play. But don’t tell @AleshaOfficial... Play Candy Crush Saga now, The Crush is on! @candycrushsaga #CandyCrushAllStars #ad

@keefstuart As someone who never knows what to read I’ve taken that as a recommendation and will give Camomile Lawn a go.

@jennyeclair You’ve lost a lot weight.

Been meaning to do this for years #green park

@llamasoft_ox I wish you could try that with Boris Johnson.

@mrsambarlow @HalfMermaid Is it pig?

i grew up here

@CorporalKitty @rozzybox I watched it expecting something to ‘happen’. But yes, it’s very sweet.

this remains one of the best cat videos on the internet

I’ve spent Sunday moving the VR setup. Drilling holes, filling holes, moving wires. I now have 2.2m x 3.4m to romp around in.

@KateRobbins No milk please.

Morning. Tea for two?