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@BarackObama But given the choice between genocide and genocide, I think I'll just sit this one out, completely regardless of anything else.

Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life and someone who only cares about himself. Between someone who tells the truth; who knows right from wrong and will give it to the American people straight — and someone who lies through his teeth for his own benefit. Last night didn’t change that, and it’s why so much is at stake in November. joebiden.com

So I guess it's time to go. I have to do other things.

I mean, really, am I trying to delude myself into thinking that whether I Like/RT a tweet to effectively "upvote" it is actually having any impact whatsoever? I can get upset about Doug Ford, the GOP, or whatever, and it's not accomplishing a thing. I don't need Twitter.

Ok well, I opened my Twitter this morning with the intention of gauging whether I would miss Twitter or not if I simply uninstalled it. I mean, how much time do I waste each day, scrolling through this heckscape?

Dear @TrojanCondoms, Buy the rights to this photo and use it in your TV spots. I predict sales will go up 10,000% if you do.

This pattern is becoming predictable. Boebert says she did something for the district, but in reality, she voted against the thing she said she did for #CO03. Does she not think the House keeps receipts? coloradotimesrecorder.com/2023/03/boeber…

I asked #ChatGPT for the average age of US soldiers in the Korean War. It began with a confident "22". I asked for sources. It eventually confessed to getting it from a MASH episode.

Trump: When I listen to people talk about global warming.. a big problem nuclear warming. Nobody even talks about it. The environmentalists talk about all this nonsense in many cases. I've become a environmentalist in my own way…

During a road rage incident, a man shot at another man’s car and hit a 5-year-old. The other man shot back and hit a 14-year-old. Attempted murder charges were dropped due to Florida's “Stand Your Ground” law. Permitless carry will only make this worse. firstcoastnews.com/article/news/l…

If guns made us safer, America would be the safest place in the world. But the opposite is true. Nowhere else do students, concertgoers and bank patrons get slaughtered on a daily basis. Because as it turns out, it's all the guns that make us so unsafe.

The unfortunate thing about @HawleyMO being anti-LGBTQ+ is that he has the bone structure of a talented drag queen

AI just transformed today’s most powerful Republican creeps into fabulous drag queens. 1. Anita Filibust-Her (Mitch McConnell) 2. Rhonda Shanty (Ron DeSantis) 3. Lady Graham Cracker (Lindsey Graham) 4. Cruzela Deville (Ted Cruz) Spread the love and give them a ❤️!

A total of 376 law enforcement officers were at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde. 19 students and two educators were still shot dead. At Covenant Christian school, there were armed staff members on the premises. Three 9 year olds and 3 adults were still shot dead. Today there a was shooting at a bank in Louisville. A bank with armed guards. Four people were still shot dead and nine more, including two police officers, were injured. AR-15s were used in each of those horrific shootings. So tell me again how it is that “more guns” are the answer.

One pretty cool geological fun fact is that the Scottish Highlands, the Appalachians, and the Atlas are the same mountain range, once connected as the Central Pangean Mountains [source: buff.ly/3oAZuKP] [read more: buff.ly/3VixkCM]

@daviddoel That seems fitting, akshually.

YouTube suggesting a Jordan Peterson video on the account used for my toddler where nothing but kids videos and music has ever been played