The Wheeler Dealer 🌍

>buy a coin and sell for small profits >goes parabolic right after, becomes talk of the town on CT >buy a coin and hold it without dumping the tiny move up >dumps endlessly and everyone moves on >another roundtrip/losing trade

down 70% since making new highs yday 350k topper after nearly a week of consolidating is just so utterly garbage, i just cannot play these coins right. continuing to find the trading of shitters onchain completely and utterly impossible to turn into a profitable venture.

hmmm idk the 3 coins you listed are pretty much the only notable performers of late, jotchua is a new pair and the ceilings are pretty low generally and most 'established' stuff still looks pretty ass/mid - couple of coins having high 7 figs valuations doesn't scream easy mode at all, but fingers crossed macro holds up and we see an actual rising tide lift up more boats!

Yes it is Plenty good setups across the board with memes over 3M mcap, CARDS, good coins rallying like kins, jotchua, etc Most importantly new pairs are still mostly garbage & dead on arrival so hopefully it stays that way. I’m okay with an anomaly every now & then, it’s when trenchers start sending any & everything that’s my problem So yeah it’s easy rn & I think the beginning of “easy mode”

People been asking me what’s so special about the meme & I actually think that’s why it’s special. Things that are not quickly understood tend to move better I like customizable memes cause it’s reminiscent of nfts. Nfts performed well because there was a sense of community, people centered their entire identity around specific projects, even till this day Memes like wif, michi, etc did well for this very same reason. You have a bunch of delusional holders who’re having fun meme’ing & centering their entire identity around said meme Wif & michi weren’t memes that were super viral either, yet people gravitated towards them anyway & sometimes it’s that simple. I think it’s silly how there’re a herd of individuals upset because people changed their pfps to the meme day one. The same thing happened with many other successful coins, the only difference is it’s 2026 & not 2024 lol I think most of the hate stems from others getting in early but that’s such a tiresome take I’ve been hearing that since 2021, who fucking cares lol

@Clive_99 still time to delete this one gang

@JLKHatesYou easy mode is turned back on? wat?

Now to be clear this is technically still a new pair and yall know how I feel about new pairs so just let it rock and do its thing. If it stands the test then yeah good coin. I do like it The unwillingness to buy anything above 100k mcap is showing on a lot of you. I assume you guys ran out of money now that easy mode is turned back on, a shame

@BOMO_io @InvestorMental @JLKHatesYou these fucking guys lmao

@InvestorMental @JLKHatesYou

Look at the engagement There’s a $Wojak for everything. Will end the largest market cap meme this cycle

@blknoiz06 wow ansem, so good to have you back quote tweeting a bundled piece of dogshit! amazing!

knicks in 5

@iblastandpray @evee0x head ass

@WheelerrDealerr @evee0x Oh wow yeah bro was probably waiting for ALTCOIN szn while michi pamped to 400M lol

I duno why but i feel $Jotchua community is far way better than mitch community

@iblastandpray @evee0x bro said mitch community as well lmaoooo

@WheelerrDealerr @evee0x Completely

atmosphere is absolutely DREADFUL for this game. who on earth decided to allow USA to host the world cup man Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂

hi I trade crypto for a living, why yes I am a giant nauseating cunt, how did you know?

@vydamo_ type shi

@WheelerrDealerr You see it as flexing a Roomba, but me...I'm flexing time..mindset shift..

Can't believe it's 2026 and people are still manually vacuuming and mopping their floors like lobotomized troglodytes

@BigDickBull69 neet coin

I am young, rich, and haven’t stepped foot in an office in over 5 years.

might do one about the hall of fame dogshit CT accounts as well

might do a tier list about the gayest fucking types of engagement posts on CT. tier lists would be in s tier for sure.

@sabrgainz @DrWhaleReal this Moroccan team is no joke, Brazil team is washed ah 😭

@WheelerrDealerr @DrWhaleReal Habibi

$2000 to 5 people who predicts correct score. ends in 12 hrs

@Clavicular0 you are mentally ill. seek help with haste.

You can always be thinner, look better.

yeah so like we bought this coin on the internet and we never worked again... yah it's pretty cool, it's called $neet coin you should totally check it out, it's going to a dollar soon and it's like only 2 and a bit cents atm...yah you should totally invest

europoors will look you dead in the eyes and tell you their culture is better than yours