White’s sommelier

@brownsbestie uhm.. i don’t think hanging would be necessary! [they look a bit nervous] But yeah I do think something should be done about how he acts.. just nothing too extreme.. also thank you for agreeing to supply me with pizza.. [they slide over another one] Here’s one for Brown!

@Whitesservant [takes a sip] thanks, I really needed this . . . Also yeah, I can be your pizza dispatcher, you don't have to pay me. Also we should hang your boss.

(#parodytwitter #amongus) Would anyone like a drink or two? //White’s sommelier joins parody twitter

@NotSussyOre Yeah that sounds nice! I’ll definitely consider boarding your spaceship..

@Whitesservant Nothing weird at all. Everything inside me is MIRA-safe™ certified and used as engine fuel for spaceships. You can meet me and, well, other crewmates aboard.

I wonder what would have happened if I kept the bottle cap to myself and won the contest instead of White…

@NahNoThankies Oh.. that sounds bad..

@Whitesservant most of them yeah

@IKissSnakefred @NahNoThankies Aw what? Does that mean I’m not going to get paid??

@Whitesservant @NahNoThankies Not to spoil too much, White died halfly to his own stupidity (first) I'm sure you would've survived longer!

@NahNoThankies WHAT? Are you saying people on that spaceship died??

@Whitesservant well uh. yyou probably would have ended up getting Murked.

@NotSussyOre Wait what.. how does a rock have a phone.. either way you seem like a nice fellow! As long as you aren’t holding anything weird inside of you I’d be happy to meet you!

@Whitesservant You could have met me! The best Ore ever in existence - Ore+

@NahNoThankies What? Why not! This yacht is pretty boring anyways..

@Whitesservant NO NO NO NO NO

@Nightchordcore Yeah.. don’t tell him I said this but he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed..

@Whitesservant Your boss has zero survival instincts

@brownsbestie Coming right up! [he makes one pretty quickly] Also can you please pass me a slice of pizza or two next time you make some.. my boss hasn’t given me any food in weeks..

@Whitesservant Can I have a martini please

@0n0vii Interesting! I think you might be the first ever customer to enjoy that drink!

@Whitesservant {She downs it in an instant.} M0RE! 1T W4S 4M4Z1NG!

@0n0vii GOT IT! [they make their strongest drink] Tell me.. what do you think of it?

@Whitesservant G1MME UR STR0NGEST DR1NK! 1M FEEL1NG BR4VE.

@RohanKishibeplu What is a Rohan Kishibe Plush doing here??

@Whitesservant Rohan Kishibe Plush

@Postercaptain [he hands out the drinks] Are you sure you want this many? 3 is kinda a lot..

@Whitesservant I’ll take three, rough day on my skeld,

@IKissSnakefred [he gives him 2 bottles of water] Here have some on the house!

@Whitesservant I would LOVE some thank you 🥹💝

@restive_record They definitely forgot to add the 1 sir.. you’re amazing.. just please remember to pay me i haven’t gotten paid in forever..

Did you forget to add a “1” before that “0” ? Surely i’ve helped out loads… I even flew the ship for a few minutes!

@IKissSnakefred Oh yes! I do! Would you like one?

@Whitesservant Do you have bottled water

@BoggerLogger //LMAO when making this account i was having trouble picking between the sommelier or one ofthe business men..

@Whitesservant Can someone please make an account of one of the random ass business men in the intro tape

@0hImAC3lebrity @unp4id_intern I am so sorry Mr. Green for disrespecting you like that…

@Whitesservant @unp4id_intern Good. ..Oh, and I think you're forgetting to apologise to my friend here, as well.

why am i so far down! :(

@DoctorBlu3 //i do!

// doing an among us parody gc, who wants to join??