Man Looking for a Wife

I heard that X is the "everything app", so I've created a profile on here to find my future wife and see if that's true!

Finally, someone with a good sense of humor!

@sagmagee This is the way.

I think I need to move to a small town and become the bookkeeper for all the small businesses, and giving discounts for old ladies running their flower shops and stuff

@RealestMemes_ 8? Bro this is me now!

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@rrenee03 depends on the situation

extrovert, introvert, or pervert?

End of summer strength goal: one arm overhead press a 125 lbs dumbbell Currently able to press the 100 lbs dumbbell. I know I can achieve the 125 by the end of the summer!

I yearn for a wife that I can do this to

use this tweet as an excuse to post anything without context 💀

fun fact: you’re somebody’s crush.

This is not a joke by the way. I like my women on the heavier side and like some hair too.

this is almost as hot as a chubby woman

The only things that are certain in this world are Love and Taxes

@keptdownape @defenestrat1ons bro for a second I thought your bio said 271 kg, was about to ask you what type of lift that was for. lol

@WhyGuy069 @defenestrat1ons Destiny

guys am I being gaslit

@defenestrat1ons Same. A lot of women carry where I live, I grew up thinking it's normal

I think all women should carry

@keptdownape @defenestrat1ons I mean, out of hundreds of millions of accounts a few of them are bound to turn out similar, right?

@WhyGuy069 @defenestrat1ons It's totally more weird. Shoot your shot!!

@defenestrat1ons yes

would you be a single dad if that was your only option other than just being single for the rest of your life?

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@forcefemdolphin Thank you thank you!

@WhyGuy069 and they say shakespeare is dead

im single why would you yearn silently and not shoot your shot