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Zach Hessler 🛜
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Zach Hessler 🛜
@ZachHessler
I like to complain about video games, but I’m in Japan so you can’t stop me
Nagoya เข้าร่วม Ocak 2010
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@Aryeth__ @ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Bud im literally married 🤣 you’re the freak with pronouns in your bio. Now I see why you love this woke androgynous game. Let me guess, you’re not repulsed by two dudes kissing? I am, it’s called being normal. You’re probably not, that’s called being a woke degenerate.
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Almost exactly a year ago, Bungie dropped one of the most incredible cinematic trailers of all time.
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@digitalTodd @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Define androgynous with a dictionary for me, and no I absolutely did not, I said I could see the argument for, not that I agree with it. And that’s literally only one character, regardless, even if I did agree with. lmao And if you think that’s comparable you’re deeply flawed
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@ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive All their appearances are androgynous. This is literally by design. You already rolled over on this earlier, conceded this point for assassin. I’m guessing the sight of maggots eating human flesh doesn’t make you feel sick to your stomach.
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@digitalTodd @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive bud, this idiocy of yours literally cannot go any further without you actually provide some sort of English definition that supports your braindead claim, the lore you quote is irrelevant to the appearance of the shells lmao
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@ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Still androgynous. The shells are literally built to be androgynous because they have to accommodate both male and female minds to prevent synch-loss. Again, lore.
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okay genuinely what is the fucking message here
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There’s actually a really deep message behind this.
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@digitalTodd @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive “I can’t tell” yeah, because you’re not very bright lmao
The thief shell was literally designed and based off of its designer, a woman, and programmed with feminine appearance, personality, and voice. Maybe you should learn the lore yourself lmao
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@ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive I can’t tell, they all look like LGBTQ freak shows to me that literally don’t have a gender or sex organs. I literally gave you the games lore that they don’t have gender. AGAIN part of the games lore. Or do you not know that?
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@digitalTodd @Aryeth__ @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive lmao as if this isn’t entirely on my own terms, I’m not the one hyperfocused on making fun of a toy not made for me because it’s too colorful and I don’t like it lol
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@ZachHessler @Aryeth__ @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Well if I’m ’bait’ you’re pretty stupid to keep interacting.
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@digitalTodd @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive lmao it must suck being unable to read, I’d teach you but I’m not doing it for free :c
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@ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive lol sure pal, again, whatever make you feel better about yourself 😆 and yeah, reddit energy is what you have. Oooohhhh so now you’re conceding slightly…got it. Thanks for admitting my point.
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@digitalTodd @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Again, not what androgynous means. You can very clearly tell they’re based off of specific individuals and genders. Literally programmed/designed to have a gender, technically. Please point to the definition of androgynous that requires genitals in the description lmao
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@ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Based on Marathon lore, the runner shells are biosynthetic, disposable, and non-gendered, lacking reproductive organs. Literally androgynous
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@digitalTodd @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive “Reddit energy” lmao
Androgyny has literally nothing to do with primary sex characteristics, it’s solely appearance, are you truly that stupid? Obviously female face, form, hair, voice, and personality? Like, I could see the argument for assassin to a degree, but seriously lmao
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@ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Pointing to a ‘new account’ is Reddit energy to help you cope. Whatever helps you buddy. 😂
I honestly don’t think you understand what androgynous means. Yes, those characteristics are sexless and therefore androgynous. U going to tell me the shells have cocks and vaginas?
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@digitalTodd @Aryeth__ @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive indisputably new, nigh inarguably bait. Any account made within the past few years is either a child or an idiot, and due to your late 40s typing cadence, I’m leaning more towards the latter.
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the dumbest idiot you know will be brigading a game online by calling this an androgynous design
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@digitalTodd @Aryeth__ @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive “most” lmao got a source for that, mr. new bait account
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@ZachHessler @Aryeth__ @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive lol sure sure 👍
What you call scary colors I and MOST call visual diarrhea
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@digitalTodd @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Not can’t, shouldn’t. New accounts just don’t get it :/ lmao
And lmao yeah sure buddy, whatever you say, super androgynous, I’m sure you can pinpoint androgyny super well
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@ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Oh noooooo, I don’t have a blue check. Well holy shit, I guess that means I can’t do anything on X. Thanks for the update.
The characters are intentionally created to look like leftist weirdo trannys and yes, androgynous.
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@digitalTodd @Aryeth__ @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive maybe learn how the English language works and correctly interpret the meaning of my statement non-literally. I know it’ll be hard for you considering how you find colors scary :(
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@ZachHessler @Aryeth__ @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive This is a nonsensical statement, as I’ve played the game and did just fine. I’ve played all the Bungie games and for the most part loved or enjoyed them all. This was the first one that I’ve had a different opinion on and I’m letting it be known, clearly.
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@digitalTodd @Aryeth__ @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive “visual diarrhea” lmao you would not survive 80% of games without an aneurysm, maybe you should try them out actually
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@Aryeth__ @ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Yeah sure whatever. Now back to the woke androgynous visual diarrhea game yall goon to.
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@digitalTodd @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive do you think trans people are biosynthetic androids? With no genitals? Have you never seen a woman before? Or are you just unaware of alternative hairstyles? How about the shell that’s literally just a robotic Japanese woman? lmao not even a blue check, just stupid for fun lol
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@ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive Yep, that 100% is literally the definition of it you dummy. It’s a fucking synthetic with no genitals. Holy shit are you a tard.
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GIF
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@ZachHessler @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive All the characters dummy. The art is shit, woke leftist tranny shit.
Will agree the gunplay is good. Everything else is awful.
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@Geezaws2 Make it full kill for them to be destroyed so there’s a chance at negotiation, otherwise it’s fine. It’s fun to sit around and chat for a bit while playing, it’s tense if things go wrong, and other teams essentially don’t have to worry about a full team.
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replace fragile keys with blood keys,
key needs to be drenched in Runner blood
watch how quick that knocks this edge camping shit off
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Fragile Keys in Marathon suck, they just promote sitting at the edge of the map and doing nothing. A team that downs you doesn’t even get anything out of it either, nobody wins anything I think they should be changed to contraband. “Find a matter fixative or lose your key”
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@ZachHessler @digitalTodd @ajhgamer16 @MarathonArchive he's a huge gooner, check his profile lmao he probably cant play a game if there's no D cups
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