Alexander Babayan ✝️🇺🇲

@naturelife_ok Prehistoric dumbass coping with modern life.

He would if he could.. 🤣🤣

@washghost1 Once I got a faulty pump like that. Those days gas prices were low so not much damage.

No pumping going on but the screen keeps going like he’s still pumping. People already can’t afford this nonsense added to the price of gas

@0hour1 Good 👍

Did you all have a wonderful Sunday. I took the day off from crazy land. How was your day?

@MattWalshBlog Monopoly always leads to decline in quality of service. There are few airliners with massive clientele base. The entire system is rigged.

Flight delayed on tarmac. Missed our connection. Based on the other flights available, which were also delayed, and the fact that taking a flight tomorrow would require getting back into a security line stretching seemingly for miles, we decided to get a car and drive five hours to our destination. That’s how bad air travel is right now. Driving is faster. Air travel is awful in this country. People don’t realize just how much it sucks unless they have to do it a lot. It’s not just TSA. Flight delays. Air traffic control issues. Service is even worse than usual. Every airport is crowded and slow and worn down and dirty. Everyone brings their dogs. The term “service animal” doesn’t mean anything anymore. Air travel used to be luxurious. People used to wear suits. Working for an airline was prestigious. The employees took it seriously. It sucks now. It’s terrible. This is the kind of thing our leaders should be fixing. Because the most frustrating thing is that it is so eminently fixable. If only anyone bothered to try.

@AnnCoulter 1- Trump was the winner. Did you not see the reports from Georgia? 2- The war so far has gone well. Which part of it has been a failure? Do tell.

Watching Fox News assure viewers the Iran war is going SUPER well and Trump is a total stud is like watching the same network assure viewers that Dominion Voting Systems rigged the 2020 election and Trump was the winner.

@dom_lucre He can't refuse service after they've booked and took their money. The service has already been offered. Sue their asses off.

🔥🚨BREAKING: This manager of Homewood Suites By Hilton in Mobile Alabama is being accused of sending a family away with sick child that had reservations because he can "refuse service to anyone". It appears the manager said there was an issue.

@0hour1 They wouldn't know!! At least send a heartfelt dm.

I spent my morning blocking morons in secret. 431 of you. Bye Bye

@alphafox Yes

Is steak an appropriate breakfast food? 🤔

@0hour1 It's Palm Sunday. Did you go to church?

Do anything fun for Sunday ?

@jk_rowling 🙃

If you're the mother who was reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone aloud to your child on the LNER train from London to Edinburgh yesterday, one of my grown up children was listening and says you did the voices brilliantly❤️🥹

@DisrespectedThe beef tongue, liver and onion

Cottage cheese! All day.

When they jump the Pope and his security manhandles them it's ok. But when we try to deport criminals from America, Pope condemns.

@otOgJ7srJZQoM7S Bacon is umami, salty and fatty. You can eat it crispy or soft. It can be your main dish like a blt or a side/addition like bacon and eggs or bacon with burger. Bacon is too good to be ignored. 🥓

アメリカの人たち、ベーコン愛なのなんでだろう。世界中のベーコンを紹介した事典とかあったら買ってしまう勢いだが。

@ClarksonsFarm1 Forgotten

How would you define traditional British values?

@ThrillaRilla369 fried

What is the simplest meal to prepare when you don't feel like cooking?

@nikitabier Gib...more...money...

Every time we do a user survey. What would make X better for you? Normal Person: > Maybe a podcast feature? Guy who reposted 370 videos from TikTok using Scheduled Posts, has never opened the app, and has a bot writing replies: > *Foaming from mouth* > Gib…more…money….

@ThrillaRilla369 Sometimes.

Did your parents ever reward you for good grades when you were growing up?

@washghost1 It's important! You must never break the spaghetti.

I’ve never seen someone get rage baited by spaghetti

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes

Even if an intruder is unarmed, should you still be allowed to shoot them for breaking into your house?..

@nikitabier 💯

The Internet was a mistake