Dave

@BBCNWT *a nobody says something

Angry Ginge says under-14s shouldn't have Tiktok bbc.in/4uVDnPZ

@MAGAVoice No, pray he gets some driving lessons

PRAY FOR TIGER WOODS 🙏

@salahuddindates No thanks. I prefer chocolate 👍

@_DAVgames We’ll let the taste do the talking 😌

#Sainsburys I REFUSE to buy an EASTER egg unless it says EASTER 😡 Can you see one with Easter 🐣 on it that I may have missed 👀?? Not ONE that I can see? 😡

@HustleBitch_ He should stick to ubers, he's fucking shit at driving

🚨 TIGER WOODS DUI MUGSHOTS — SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT Both times: • Arrested for DUI • Blew 0.00 Same story. Nine years apart. Look at his eyes. What do you see?

@TMT_arabic When you don't even have to check if its AI. pathetic

This is not Gaza—this is Israel, and those fleeing in fear are Israeli citizens. Israel is now feeling the consequences of what it has done to others!

@salahuddindates @DebiEvansMatron Yea there's definitely a gap in he market for camel milk nearly chocolate 🙄

@DebiEvansMatron Come try ours Debi! We’ve just launched our rich, super milky and cream Milk Chocolate. Made in England & Palm Oil Free Proper chocolate just like it used to be 😋

@ScaryEurope Who gives a fuck what the pointless cunt has unveiled

🚨🇬🇧 1 MINUTE AGO - Katie Hopkins has just unveiled a “£90 Billion Plan to Save the UK,” in which she proposes withdrawing from the UN, WHO, and WEF, abolishing the Department of Climate Change, and heavily cutting welfare funding to support only those who truly need it. Within just 24 hours, support for her movement surged to 19%—the highest level in its history. The plan promises to save £90 billion each year to return money to the British people, invest in coal power to slash electricity prices by 30%, and build more dams and railways instead of “paying globalists.” Immediately after the announcement, Katie Hopkins’s nine-word message spread rapidly across the entire country. HUGE IF IT'S TRUE!! WHAT'S YOUR OPINION👇👇

@RadioGenoa I'm fairly sure missiles and drones are tech

They destroy technological devices because Allah does not want distractions.

@astro_jaz Not me

ARTEMIS II (hopefully) LAUNCHES NEXT WEEK!!! 🚀🌕 WHO’S EXCITED!!!

@paul1964Jam True, nobody was in a rush to get to the bottom

Always loved a screwball but the bubble gum was vile 😫

@WokePandemic Is that Birmingham?

A women single handed took on hundreds of men with a sword in her hand to protect her house. They pelted stones at her even with her kid by her side, but she protected her kid too ran after the mob with sword. Amazing feat of bravery 👍

@darrengrimes They also told you that you're a useless cunt, and they were right

They told us Reform couldn’t win councils. Then we won seats nobody thought possible. Now we’re coming for every town hall that’s failed you. May 7th. Make it count.

@topskillsportuk Confirmed that you're a knobhead

🚨💣 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃: Manchester City face a shocking 60-point deduction after 115 breaches of Financial Fair Play. 😳❌ The official announcement of this bombshell punishment is set to drop before the end of the season. This devastating sanction would send the reigning champions crashing to the bottom of the Premier League table and condemn them to relegation. — 60-point deduction — 115 FFP breaches — Reports @cesaralo

@DuddWiser False! He doesn't have a little moustache

@RadioGenoa Hopefully he got a good kicking

He beats up elderly and vulnerable people at random for fun.

@TansuYegen Yea that definitely happened

@Toneisbackagain Of course they do. TV ads don't lie

I wonder if they still drink Umbongo in the Congo?

@NoContextBrits Give it a go at least

Why not?

@MartinKnight_ Because he didn't advertise Premier inns

Why did Lenny Henry become Sir Lenny while Kenny Lynch was never Sir Kenny? KENNY LYNCH • First British born black entertainer to make the top 10 as a singer - Up on the Roof • First British born black entertainer to write a top 5 hit - Sha La La Lee • First non Beatle to record a Lennon/McCartney composition - Misery • Toured with the Beatles • First black actor to appear in a Carry On film • First British born black entertainer to appear in a Royal Variety Performance • First British born black entertainer to be honoured by the Queen (O.B.E 1970) • Produced John Mayall’s first single - Crawling Up A Hill • Produced Elton John’s last single as Reg Dwight - Bluesology • Wrote songs for The Drifters, Dusty Springfield & Cilla Black • Partnered Mort Shulman in a songwriting partnership founded in the Brill Building in New York • Appeared on cover of the Wings album Band on the Run • Guested in The Sweeney on TV • Did National Service • Suffered violent racial attack but never mentioned it publicly • Worked tirelessly and personally throughout his life for charity • Showbiz 11 most bookings LENNY HENRY • Won a chicken-in-a-basket talent show.

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