mars🦑

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@paytmitch I vote cursed furby tree topper (/j I think the bow idea would look so cute!)

i’m thinking a big dusty blue velvet bow for a topper but i am open to suggestions

i love her

@proseandpucks nice

lars (6) and stevie (9) just skated side by side and i laughed very loudly

@dftbaRachel Oof

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary welp.

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I'm gonna wake up and keep trying to do good and so are you and nobody gets to vote on that.

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

@nicholeeze1 I can't find the original artist but I remember seeing something similar x.com/TheZwitterion/…

If I had art skills I'd make a political cartoon w lady liberty crying as tr*mp says 'You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them.(...) I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ’em by the pussy.'

@hankgreen Today is my birthday and all I want for my bday is a female president 💪

Planning on spending all of election night designing socks and playing board games and I’m sure that will go fine.

Birthday snow! 🎈❄️

@NeonMolly No it was like 30' away 😭😅

@_MarsTina aw love a long distance friendship. because that's what that was, right?

Made a new friend in Whistler, BC

Omg my two favorite Diet Dr. Pepper stans (and Justin) made a podcast together 🥰 open.spotify.com/episode/5XXLmd…

@milesbon I propose a Try Guys, McElroys, Basement Yard, The Yard, Dear Hank and John collaborative SEXIEST PODCAST.

Spectacular, give me 14 of them right now

@dftbaRachel 😭😭😭

everyone send me one dollar i dropped my phone this morning and slowly the screen has become unresponsive wah 😭

@skudiklier Lmao is this your alt frankie x.com/Jodegg/status/…

I will never understand this…

@hankgreen That stethoscope tho 😭😂

Just went to see the state of Meta's chatbot inventory and the second option was "Nurse Naughty" who is "Prescribing pleasure, one patient at a time."