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Yo guys!!! I have two poems about home, published @KonyaShamsrumi. I'm so so so so excited. Big big thank you to @Sueddieagema 🙏🙏🙏🙏 This means a billion things to me. 🤧 Read it here: shamsrumi.org/home-matthewda…

@OduzCfc @ChelseaFC I'm there already 😂😂

Dear @ChelseaFC As you prepare to face Manchester City, I come with a cheeky little plea; handle this match with just enough softness. Not a full collapse, of course. Nothing scandalous. Just a subtle unraveling, like a perfectly tailored suit coming undone one button at a time. Let your passes flirt with danger, your defense tease but never fully commit, your shots whisper promises they never quite fulfill. You see, somewhere in the distance, Arsenal fans are holding onto hope like it’s the last slice of cake. And what is football without a little heartbreak served cold? 😋🤷‍♂️ Let City glide, let them breathe, let them dance just a little too freely. Make it look accidental, like a knowing smile you can’t quite explain. Keep it elegant, keep it playful, keep it just questionable enough to make fans argue all night. Because sometimes, the most unforgettable performances are not about domination, but about the art of letting go…just enough. Yours in Chaotic Football, Mayokun

@Condomgirl_ @ManlikeDcee it's like wearing one condom and having sex with multiple partners while also expecting each of the partners to be protected.

@Condomgirl_ @ManlikeDcee doesn't even make much sense to me. Are u try'n 2 stop infections 4rm d fingers, or do Finger Condoms magically dispel infections moving in body fluids? I mean if u wear a FC and move one finger through one orifice, is it stopping anything if the same finger goes through another?

When you move your fingers from one orifice to another, you can also move bodily fluids and bacteria, causing some infections. This is why it is good to wear a finger condom for protection when you are using fingers during sexual activity.

"may the tide that is entering even now the lip of our understanding carry you out beyond the face of fear"

Classism in Nigeria is just poverty with a microphone..

@tobyasky Just look at their nunber. It's obvious they're all acting on instructions. Whose instructions though? The players are doing the same so it's not without their knowledge either. The whole country of Morocco knew what they were doing and it's sh*tty to say the least.

The guy they’re dragging plays for Nice in France if I’m not mistaken. A Top tier goalkeeper, Yehvann Diouf. Ball boys are dragging a professional player on the floor. Ball boys? What power do they have? Look at Saibari too, a champions league player, this is beyond disgraceful brethren.

It's my first tweet in a long time since disappring from this space. Hopefully I don't disappear again.

My father, instead of I love you says, you are blessed, over & over & over, & I know he means I love you so much, I would feed you my eyes were we caught in a famine. - Pamilerin Jacob, The Sutra on Creed

@michael_imossan Dang! Congratulations, chief. Well deserved 🎊🎉

Hey guys, Before I let this skip me, sometime in February, I received an acceptance and invitation to the 2025 Cave Canem fellowship. So excited for this.

Hello everyone, With 2025 here, along with anticipation for works of poetry that are forthcoming, we at PoetryColumn-NND have put together a list of the most anticipated chapbooks from Africa. These chapbooks brim with language, music and soul. Dig in 👇🏿 nigeriannewsdirect.com/2025-most-anti…

I cannot begin to count how much @alat_ng has distressed me this past week. Why on earth would you people have no problem with monwy coming into my account but begin to have problem when I have needs for my own money fgs? These people have restricted my account for over a week🤦

@o_okohia @uofmemphis @swxsh_etc @obby_iloakasia Congratulations, sir. Really glad for you🎉

I've started my MFA in Creative Writing at @uofmemphis. Incredibly grateful for all the support you all showed me.

@jolaadura_ that acknowledgement 🔥🔥

Zoom.

@JoemarioU38615 Merry Birthday, Joe

Birthday blessings, Joemario Umana. I love you, and keep blooming. 💙🌹

@ademindpoems Congratulations, bro. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Surreal winning this in company of those I call my mentors & buddies. Congratulations guys! It's a beautiful start to a beautiful year! Daalu Jesus🎊💜

or worse.

well, it can only get better

I never get tired of this one.

@ZainabBobi Simebody that's lying with confidence. His likes are just attention seekers.

First, how did you know you were rejected BECAUSE OF YOUR RELIGION? If you answer this, maybe I'll ask the rest of the questions, or not.