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@NelsonObi19 @NigeriaStories Take away the charges income from the total, it doesn't distort the image much. My point is that when people like you see these figures, you start shouting it's all our charges!! Bruh shhh it's just 7% or less.

@_MicTwits @NigeriaStories That figure could also have been understated or window dressed because I don't trust those banks.

BREAKING NEWS: Zenith Bank just posted over ₦1 trillion in profit again. Profit after tax: ₦1.04 trillion Gross earnings: ₦4.19 trillion Under the leadership of Adaora Umeoji, Zenith Bank Plc remains Nigeria’s most profitable bank. Consistency at this level is not luck but Quiet moves, Strong numbers, Long-term thinking 💯🎉👏

@falling_man @NigeriaStories Exactly, that why I laugh when people say Opay, Moniepoint and the likes will kick them outta business

@NigeriaStories It's not about how many people they are banking it's how much they are banking and the big credits comes from companies, countries, funds etc.. e get how you go big reach those people walking into the bank branches will not even make upto 20% of the business in some cases <5%

@NelsonObi19 @NigeriaStories Don't be ignorant and stop making cliche remarks. Try and go through the financial statement at least. The bank made a loss from fx revaluation. Charges and commission income is less than 300billion from a total income of over 4 trillion.

Celebrating like it's a big flex Excess bank charges accounts for a large chunk of these profits. Any bank CEO without conscience can do these numbers too. When I will start respecting this banks is when they start making money from more difficult mediums not just charges and Fx.

One day, we will be out there, among the stars

Sky full of stars. Following a successful lunar flyby, the Artemis II astronauts captured this breathtaking photo of our galaxy, the Milky Way, on April 7, 2026.

@Banjy47 No Wuse? Central Area?

Top 10 Most Expensive Neighborhoods in Nigeria 🇳🇬 (2026) 1. 🇳🇬 Banana Island, Lagos – The undisputed king of luxury 2. 🇳🇬 Ikoyi, Lagos – Old money meets modern prestige 3. 🇳🇬 Maitama, Abuja – Diplomatic and political elite hub 4. 🇳🇬 Asokoro, Abuja – One of Abuja’s most exclusive districts 5. 🇳🇬 Victoria Island, Lagos – Prime waterfront & business luxury 6. 🇳🇬 Eko Atlantic City, Lagos – The futuristic smart city 7. 🇳🇬 Lekki Phase 1, Lagos – Fast-rising premium estate 8. 🇳🇬 Parkview Estate, Ikoyi (Lagos) – Ultra-exclusive gated community 9. 🇳🇬 Jabi, Abuja – Upscale and sought-after 10. 🇳🇬 Ikeja GRA, Lagos – Classic high-end residential area #IsmaeelData #LuxuryNigeria #NaijaRealEstate #BananaIsland Source: Various 2025–2026 real estate reports including The Nation, Habitat Magazine, Nairametrics, and market analyses (prices fluctuate based on land vs completed properties).

@ApoorvSingh26 @AngryCitizen247 @narendramodi Civil nuclear journey!!!

@AngryCitizen247 @narendramodi Does the plutonium thus produced in stage 2 can be used in massively increasing our nuclear weapons stockpile?

Today, India takes a defining step in its civil nuclear journey, advancing the second stage of its nuclear programme. The indigenously designed and built Prototype Fast Breeder Reactor at Kalpakkam has attained criticality. This advanced reactor, capable of producing more fuel than it consumes, reflects the depth of our scientific capability and the strength of our engineering enterprise. It is a decisive step towards harnessing our vast thorium reserves in the third stage of the programme. A proud moment for India. Congratulations to our scientists and engineers.

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@StatiSense The north dominated power for decades yet their elites didn't use d power to reduce poverty in the region. The elites perpetuate poverty and use religion to keep them in a circle of poverty. Lately they brought in terrorism & banditry to finally kill the economy of the region

This one there has been light since morning. Something is fishy but I can’t prove it.

@Engr_Ashile Suleja in Niger State to Kontagora in same Niger State is over 8hrs. Didn't believe Google map before I took the journey cus how can i spend such time travelling in one state. I spent 9.5hrs on that road from Abuja.

Lagos to Kebbi With full speed we spent 4hrs in Niger state alone. That state is too big

when you’re having fun on sunday evening and you remember that tomorrow is monday

Tony stark had a successful mission in our area overnight

@HumanityGram @black_bhoy_ @iamcertifedvip 12 new polos in a year is very reasonable. Fuel can substituted for data/airtime/fruits/suya/other miscellaneous

@black_bhoy_ @iamcertifedvip We understand your point but bad analysis 🧐 Na every month you Dey buy polo ? Abi burn fuel for night as per club owner ?

Salary is 400K Transport to the island daily is 3K, in a month that's 69,000 Let's assume you eat once in a day at the office, to get a good plate of food from Mama Iya is 2K at least, that's 46,000 in a month. Since you do 9-5, you'll likely burn fuel at night mostly, say you use 5 litres and you burn on at least 3 nights out of 5 nights excluding weekends, a litre is 1300, in a month that's 78,000 Total so Far is at 193,000 You never send money home You never buy light You never buy new polo or Jean You never buy foodstuffs You go still save from inside Now imagine if your salary is 250,000 See, this isn't survival or striving, it's point blank suffering... #EndBadGovernment

@Davide_2five @black_bhoy_ It is very realistic

@black_bhoy_ I understand the scenario is meant to portray how money is not enough these days, due to bad government, but common at least lets be realistic a little with the calculations you are putting out

@VICKSTV0554 @DikachiEmmanue2 @sarahs_update This statement is vague. Who is the first 'them' and the second 'them'?

@DikachiEmmanue2 @sarahs_update According to my dad the plan was for them to set a price, and then he would tell them it's 650k at most.

My mum is crashing out Apparently, my mum and dad agreed to increase the house rent from 450k to 700k because "things are expensive now." So my mum told my dad she should break the news to the tenants the next day. He said no problem. The next day, my dad spoke to the tenants: some begged to pay 500k this year and start the new rate next year. He agreed, but one tenant refused. She said the country is hard, her business isn't making sales, and pleaded with my dad to allow her pay 450k this year, then pay the new rent next year. After much begging, my dad agreed but he didn't tell my mum, maybe he forgot. My mum found out last night and has been crashing out ever since she woke up . Now she keeps going on about "unity between husband and wife" and how my dad doesn’t love or value her opinion 😂 Omo, my dad is trying to explain, but she's not listening. According to her, we're the only ones in Port Harcourt taking 450k for a one-bedroom. So please, if you're in Port Harcourt, tell me: how much is a one-bedroom flat in your area? I need numbers to console my mum 😭

@Susu_Unusual @Iwa_lewa1 😂 Financial mistake indeed

@Iwa_lewa1 Parfait con be like financial mistake. I dey think up to 3days to buy am. TINUBU!!💔😭

I go won chop shawarma and milkshake, I go dey reason say if I cook rice and stew e go last me more than 2 days. TINUBU!!!!

@AbujaPresident It's crazy

So can we all agree that this light issue is everywhere? 💔

@MaradonalomoAfr @Obasi_C_J_ Exactly, so surprised Niger is ahead Kano

@Obasi_C_J_ Kano was no 2 top economy in Nigeria , but this statistics displayed the effect of bandltry and lnsurgency .

🇳🇬 36 Nigerian States — Economy in ₦ and $ How is your state performing economically? 1. 🇳🇬 Lagos — ₦41.17trn ≈ $26.6bn 2. 🇳🇬 Rivers — ₦7.96trn ≈ $5.1bn 3. 🇳🇬 Akwa Ibom — ₦7.77trn ≈ $5.0bn 4. 🇳🇬 Imo — ₦7.68trn ≈ $4.9bn 5. 🇳🇬 Delta — ₦6.19trn ≈ $4.0bn 6. 🇳🇬 Anambra — ₦5.14trn ≈ $3.3bn 7. 🇳🇬 Ondo — ₦5.10trn ≈ $3.3bn 8. 🇳🇬 Ogun — ₦5.03trn ≈ $3.2bn 9. 🇳🇬 Bayelsa — ₦4.63trn ≈ $3.0bn 10. 🇳🇬 Niger — ₦4.58trn ≈ $3.0bn 11. 🇳🇬 Kaduna — ₦4.31trn ≈ $2.8bn 12. 🇳🇬 Benue — ₦4.27trn ≈ $2.8bn 13. 🇳🇬 Kano — ₦4.20trn ≈ $2.7bn 14. 🇳🇬 Cross River — ₦4.07trn ≈ $2.6bn 15. 🇳🇬 Edo — ₦3.99trn ≈ $2.6bn 16. 🇳🇬 Kogi — ₦3.69trn ≈ $2.4bn 17. 🇳🇬 Oyo — ₦3.65trn ≈ $2.4bn 18. 🇳🇬 Abia — ₦3.53trn ≈ $2.3bn 19. 🇳🇬 Katsina — ₦3.32trn ≈ $2.1bn 20. 🇳🇬 Sokoto — ₦2.85trn ≈ $1.8bn 21. 🇳🇬 Adamawa — ₦2.66trn ≈ $1.7bn 22. 🇳🇬 Bauchi — ₦2.63trn ≈ $1.7bn 23. 🇳🇬 Ekiti — ₦2.35trn ≈ $1.5bn 24. 🇳🇬 Osun — ₦2.30trn ≈ $1.5bn 25. 🇳🇬 Ebonyi — ₦2.24trn ≈ $1.4bn 26. 🇳🇬 Jigawa — ₦2.16trn ≈ $1.4bn 27. 🇳🇬 Gombe — ₦2.10trn ≈ $1.35bn 28. 🇳🇬 Taraba — ₦2.04trn ≈ $1.3bn 29. 🇳🇬 Borno — ₦1.96trn ≈ $1.26bn 30. 🇳🇬 Nasarawa — ₦1.86trn ≈ $1.2bn 31. 🇳🇬 Kebbi — ₦1.80trn ≈ $1.16bn 32. 🇳🇬 Zamfara — ₦1.73trn ≈ $1.12bn 33. 🇳🇬 Plateau — ₦1.50trn ≈ $970m 34. 🇳🇬 Enugu — ₦1.45trn ≈ $935m 35. 🇳🇬 Kwara — ₦1.38trn ≈ $890m 36. 🇳🇬 Yobe — ₦1.09trn ≈ $700m

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