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@JasuitSuits @omwambaKE There’s a difference between polygamy and philandering. Hii ni milaya

@omwambaKE African men traditionally are polygamous

@AlinurMohamed_ McDonald Mariga and his brother Victor Wanyama come from Garba Tula or Isiolo? Kaka, concentrate on politics and looks. Mambo ya ball huelewi

McDonald Mariga and his brother Victor Wanyama decided to build Wanyama Football Academy in Busia. I am asking myself, who plays football in Busia? Since when did people from Western Kenya start playing football? The best place to put a sports academy is in Nairobi. Is ushago.

@FGaitho237 I didn’t know tugege or nyagege is a Luo word. Anyway, is it not funny seeing humans looking to fit their trousers onto cows😊

NYAGEGES: This term refers to Raila sycophants hailing from the Nyanza region. They spend their days calling other communities Tugege, yet they embody the same attribute they constantly berate. Mount Kenya have never held onto the idea of a kingpin. Ask Kibaki who tried imposing MaDVD in 2013. Ask Uhuru who tried imposing Baba in 2022. But anyone who has tried going against the Baba hegemony in Nyanza has faced repercussions, isolation and exclusion by being cast into political oblivion. Corrupt Siaya Governor Orengo Jimmy (who is just looting Siaya coffers) tried vying for presidency in 2002 and he saw dust. He had to reinvent his political career by bootlicking Baba in 2007. We even forgot about smart brains like Joe Donde who once tried tackling the cannibalistic banking sector head-on. He went against Baba akajipata mataani. All we are saying is people living in glass houses should not throw stones. Come down from that high horse. Don’t profile other people yet you yourselves are suffering from acute/clinical/terminal ugegeism.

Khalif naomba an A180 at 700k. Najua hiyo si price but hiyo ingine utanijazia in the spirit of generosity and non-attachment to worldly stuff.

@MrRightke What are your books doing in London kaka

@Bookten8 Fact that Kitabu Kumi does this, calls it content, and has a beautiful girlfriend is motivating enough. Even I, will get a girlfriend

Hapa utatoa Nini?

@omwambaKE When did we say I want kids ndugu Omwamba😂😂😂

@MarigaOfficial Before muanze kupigana, Mariga please confirm your location. Kibra or Munich? Uncle @gabrieloguda confirm for me who the Bayern coach is. I want to be sure that here to stand when the war catches.

@iam_kendiii You’re a fine girl Kendi.

@WoodyMokuaN @gabrieloguda United has a trophy this season. They have certificates of participation

@gabrieloguda Jodon Sancho and Marcel Sabitzer were among the most disregarded players in the Manchester United squad but they are shining with Dortmund. They left Manchester United for Amrabat, Mason Mount and the underperforming ilk.

Who is that Arsenal fan moving his chair close to the tent where people are discussing how it feels to win the Champions League? Bwana where is security?

@gabrieloguda @TweetHunterIO screenshot

@omwambaKE @FabrizioRomano We wait next season bro

⚪️🇧🇷 Two Champions League finals, two goals. Vinicius Júnior scores his 24th (!) goal of the season for Real Madrid. 🏆⏳

@KeEquityBank, makofi kwenu. That update on Equity Mobile is fire. Kwanza in dark mode. Kazi safi

@Stv_T_ @UDAPartyKe Watakunywa maziwa na asali

@UDAPartyKe They should not complain coz they're serving a god-chosen government. They will find delicacies in heaven and also get new bodies there. I thought wakipiga Azimio demonstrators, they were going to be treated better.

The SADDEST photo of the day! As others are enjoying chicken and Nyama Choma, our police officers are being fed zero diet. Shameful!

@UDAPartyKe The Haitian gangs should be veeeeeeeery afraid. These ones can even harvest maize from local farms

@MrRightke I find it a very perilous route to take thinking this way. I mean, have you ever imagined what would happen to your kids if you never empowered/allowed your woman to be empowered financially and/or intellectually?

@iamjuddah Ask the WAITER, to make my WATER warm with lemon and tell the DJ to play some deep Ibiza things as we wait for MADRID to win later today.

Men, delete one forever - Football - Music - Women - Water - Money

Sometimes you make it very hard even for your own people to stand by you 😂

@BellahPoetry In today’s episode of “Things that Never Happened”

Father Lucian reminds me of last year December as I was strolling at Naivas Supermarket and, came across a certain father here in Meru county. He seemed like a nice man. He asked for my number and I shared it with him. Later, he asks me to pick a trolley and help him with shopping. I was therefore picking stuff and he'd ask me to add more. So, we went to the alcohol section and, he asked me to pick as much as I wanted. I have never been in such a situation before so, I was afraid of picking expensive ones but he insisted. When we got to the counter, the bill was 83K. I began to think that he was doing the shopping for a charity. I don't know much about cars but I think that was the latest outlander model then. Shopping was packed in the boot and some on the seats. He asked me to get in and he'd drop me off at my place. As we proceeded, he began opening up about how much he felt stressed and just needed someone to talk to. We drove from Meru town to Isiolo marquee that was around 8pm. We went to a restaurant, had a meal and he'd talk endlessly as I listened to him. At around 12am we began our journey back. So, when we reached my place, he gave me 5K and asked the soldier to unpack things from the boot. Let me tell you! I didn't see that coming. He said if could give them away to people I know and gave the solder a bottle of alcohol. He left and said we'd catch-up again. The next day I was literally distributing all that shopping to the neighbours and, they've never been so happy. Since that day, I decided to back off because I was afraid it would lead me to trouble if I kept hanging out with him or he could ask me to pay back. I realized he was a senior Father and that surprised me.

Bro just pulling up on his one horsepower machine