Bryan

Einstein said time is relative and depends on the observer. So if time is relative then age is also relative. Age is just a measurement of how much time has passed FOR ME. So I will longer observe my birthday. No observation = no event No event = no aging So from now on I refuse to observe my birthday and thus will stay this age until I die. Refusing to accept this logic is not my problem.

@ThisMomSaid @skylergentry801 To be continued…..

How many people did you SERIOUSLY date before you met your spouse?

@FOXSoccer I didn’t like these at first. But they’ve grown on me and now I love them!

Argentina's away kit for the 2026 FIFA World Cup has been released 🇦🇷

You know the cure for you team losing in the NCAA tournament? Going to the gym! Go to the gym🏋️

@LyndenBlake 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Marco Rubio when he realizes he has to be the next Bachelorette 🌹.

@Chase_rogers0 I yelled at the TV so many times for someone to just move! So frustrating to watch

This play sums up BYU’s season. AJ Dybantsa is doubled 40 feet away from the basket and every single teammate just STANDS THERE. No one took a single step into any open space.

Alright who picked VCU?

@collinsworth55 Boozer can be a role player. AJ can be a star.

People saying Boozer is the #1 pick over Dybantsa is comical!! AJ will thrive in the NBA. Not so sure Boozer will

@BYUMBB Let’s go!! 🔥🔥🔥

ready for it

@Michelle__Skye @1109Patricia You know….the thing!

Joe Biden is writing a Presidential memoir book. What should it be named?

@realDailyWire It’s absolutely hilarious! 🤣

This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂 Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran? Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂

@MainMachineOP @ORlSHA @FOXSoccer @SickosCommittee @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports Okay you all have made some very good points.

@ORlSHA @_Witha_Y @FOXSoccer @SickosCommittee @MLS @MLSes @SOTUWithAlexi @FOXSports Competijng with College & NFL ball in the fall Competing with European football during the spring & playoffs (also the NBA & NHL) There's no way to avoid this

Major League Soccer will play a condensed three-month season in 2027 before re-aligning its schedule with European circuits such as England's Premier League, Spain's La Liga, and Italy's Serie A ⚽️

@peta Yet they themselves will eat a piece of chicken so….definitely food.

Chickens aren’t food.

@MarchMadnessMBB Mine lasted all of one game lol

That was fast 😳 #MarchMadness

@ChicksInTheOff Good. Prison should be next for her.

🚨 TAYLOR FRANKIE PAUL'S SEASON OF 'THE BACHELORETTE' HAS BEEN CANCELLED

@BacheloretteABC That’s….quite the timing….have you seen the video??

Attention, Bachelor Nation: #TheBachelorette is now on Sundays! Don't miss the season premiere this Sunday on ABC. Stream on Hulu!

Siena beating Duke would be absolutely hilarious! Let’s go, Siena!!

@ToddLlewellyn True. It may seem small but it’s a great way to keep people happy. Nice job!

One of the best way to keep employees happy. Great ROI.

@SoccerPrime @herculezg Yes they did. So far the ROI has not been good.

@_Witha_Y @herculezg They certainly spent the money to improve.

Inter Miami owner Jorge Mas wants Copa Libertadores.. 🛑 Focus on the CONCACAF Champions Cup first, another painful elimination. Messi needs help. This team still lacks legs and stability at the back. #InterMiamiCF 🦩 #Messi

@Debbybruno3 Because last season’s team was better. It’s still early so I hope they prove me wrong.

How did Messi win the league with this Inter Miami? 😭😂