Kevin Bolton

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WAR DAMN BANNER

Liftoff. The Artemis II mission launched from @NASAKennedy at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC), propelling four astronauts on a journey around the Moon. Artemis II will pave the way for future Moon landings, as well as the next giant leap — astronauts on Mars.

New level of cult: a 45 driver cover for your golf club. No shame in these people…

@axs You guys good or what? Queue hasn't moved in nearly an hour

@TheFestiveOwl @XtraInningsFest Can confirm—bachelor party in ‘24 was absolutely perfect in so many aspects, from the music to the baseball to the grounds to the weather

It’s also one of the more unique ones…especially if you’re into baseball + music. ⚾️

I get asked about country festivals more than you’d think and someone today was specifically asking about any events in February — so here’s one to check out: Extra Innings in Arizona.

Kickoff target: 6:30 PM Kickoff actual: 6:52 PM START ON TIME PLEASE @CFBPlayoff

@soAUcal What?

“We’re So Close” — the 2025 Auburn Football Season

I think I’ve figured out why I’m so intrigued and consumed by this Auburn coaching search—this is our version of Bravo and Real Housewives of [insert city here]

Don’t let Hugh Freeze in the church pew tomorrow

Keep scoring @RazorbackFB. Please keep scoring

Hey @delta can I get a DM regarding skymiles?

@PondoKnowsBest @ajbriner @alainarhiann @clintthemailman @DaniiR00 @FestieFood @iamravedad @JakeBialas @John42OToker @madisonseaber @MovieVectors @Bonnaroodude @shainabradley @BonnarooI Man, to be included in some bonnaroo royalty is really special 🥹 Glad to see you’re doing great!

I miss my Roo friends. I never see their posts anymore up here. Folks like @ajbriner @alainarhiann @clintthemailman @DaniiR00 @FestieFood @iamravedad @JakeBialas @John42OToker @madisonseaber @MovieVectors @Bonnaroodude @shainabradley @BonnarooI @__KevBo__ Why fade us out??

Signs in my neighborhood for AT&T fiber make me equally as excited that I’ll eventually drop @GetSpectrum’s over-priced, sorry excuse for internet service

@FestieFood’s and @PondoKnowsBest’s hype man #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8SBC27P/

Still fuck fsu tho

Me and the homies still love a Malzhan-led victory over Alabama 😎

Joe Tessitore looking like a mob boss in Tallahassee today

Can’t wait to LOL at every republican/conservative-minded loser who makes a Bitin’ List without knowing the songwriter doesn’t sit on their end of the table.