Andy Gorman • Sci-Fi Author

Arriving on Earth 2/22/22 🌎 Pain Protocol, a standalone sci-fi novella that takes place in the same post-apocalyptic universe as my last novel, Life on Planet Earth. Pre-order the ebook at amzn.to/3ry0Gkj

What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your vodka cran at Discopussy.

I thought this was a drone shot of @EDC_LasVegas for a sec 😂

i wrote a song for my dad and surprised him with it at my show #father #FatherDaughterLove #viral #GRAMMYs #NewArtist #bestpopvocalalbum

@kamikehoe “I know you like me more at 17 (shit)”

what’s your favorite lyric? 👑

@BenTingey My (our?) stake president told me he would tell my mom when I left the MTC, but he didn’t. She was really surprised when I called her from the airport asking for a ride home…

when i left the church (and the MTC), they made me call my stake president and i explained that i don’t believe in the church. he told me this “fact” about volcanos and seemed really surprised that it didn’t make me instantly regain my faith

I can’t stop laughing at this.

I miss her (nicotine). I should call her (buy a vape).

@BenTingey I should probably take this test.

I would get jury duty on my partner’s birthday 🫠

@rossalanmusic What other people think of me is none of my business.

@_andygorman NOR SHOULD YOU

Apparently, my lifestyle makes some people uncomfortable, but I can’t find a single fuck to give.

Merry Christmas to the children of the strippers we hung out with for seven hours. Don’t thank us, thank your moms.

@theBassGoHam Good morning, Satan.

There’s nothing quite like molly in a hot tub 🫠

@skybri_ I mean, it is my birthday today.

Today, I signed the Respect for Marriage Act into law. We are reaffirming a fundamental truth: Love is love, and Americans should have the right to marry the person they love.

Artificial Andy

Dissociated at Stoney’s last night.

@hughhowey Congratulations, Hugh! I’m extremely excited about this!

That’s a wrap! 🎵