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Ladies you should never date to marry. 1. Single mother. 2. Retired hoes 3. Active hoes 4. Jobless ladies 5. Ladies that have dated yahoo boys before 6. Ladies that encourages you to steal 7. A greedy lady 8. Ladies with nose, navel or tongue piercings. 9. Older than you by 3 years or more. 10. Ladies whose her mother is no longer with her husband or whose mother call the shots. 11. Ladies who love clubbing or party. 12. Lack respect 13. Can’t cook 14. Uncultured 15. 30+ unless she’s a virgin or have less than 5 body counts. 16. Any lady that has more than 5 body counts. 17. Lady that you can’t trust 18. Ladies that locks her Whatapp or use disappearing default. 19. Over religious. 20. Too many male friends or a male bestie. If you like don’t listen. Add yours. 👇

@spartankimmich 😂🙏

Me to ferran Torres after watching delap

This is so nice 😁✨❄️

Vini Jr and Mbappe win it for Real Madrid! 💥 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@Mrbankstips Well you can’t totally blame him nobody to pass to and his not good enough to take the guy on one on one or shoot. He can’t play beyond his thinking or creativity.

There’s pressing and there’s depressing

@Ekitipikin Every time this is not your Chelsea who steal your Chelsea then ????

THIS IS NOT MY CHELSEA…

@Morris_Monye Oya you don catch me

You are not moody and sad. You are just low on funds.

@john322226 lol. Are you high ???? 😂😂

If Barcelona get mind and believe on their squad, make them lose their next match. If them no fit do am, I go call them cowards.

Chelsea for dey relegation battle if not for Maresca points

@FabrizioRomano When they appoint this guy people said he has never win three games in a row, that seem to be true cuz am sure since he joined Chelsea he hasn’t won three games in row. But I respect he switch the record and lost 5 games in a row you have to respect the legend.

🚨❌ Chelsea have lost five consecutive league games without scoring a single goal for the first time in 114 years.

@Wizarab10 Is this real ??? 😳

Mikel Obi’s encounter with Abrahimovic when his father was kidnapped is something I find very amusing. It must have gone something like this. Abrahimovic: Your dad has not been released. Should I step in? Mikel: It’s not your problem. This happened in Nigeria. Abrahimovic: I’m aware it happened in Nigeria. I’ll get him out in 24 hours. Mikel: Ahhhhh. What is happening here? I mean Northern Nigeria. It is not somewhere you want to be. Abrahimovic: How you reason me sef? Because I dey here dey watch ball with una, no dey look me like that ooo. Chelsea na Pet project. I do things you can’t comprehend. I’m a Russian Oligarch. Men mount! If I say he will be out on 24 hours, he will be out in 24 hours. Mikel: Who the hell are you?

@instablog9ja Give me 15m dollars

Be honest, who’s picking A? 😂👇

@FabrizioRomano Losers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🚨3️⃣ Brighton make it three against Chelsea! Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@LogikbetX Na village go later save you since you no wan learn lesson. I’m sure you have not recover from Fulham loss on weekend.

Somebody save me

@Mrbankstips The story is not over yet.

The greatest chapters are still yet to be written

@FabrizioRomano This guy decline need to be studied.

🚨 Cole Palmer and João Pedro, both out for Chelsea game against Brighton. ❌ Palmer suffered a “slight hamstring injury”, says Liam Rosenior. ⚠️