
El capitán
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El capitán
@_mxgel
Software Engineer, tweets are mine. Cake and pastry sales man 😉 Place your orders now https://t.co/8OCqApSIRw



7 basic fitness standards for men over 40. Agree or disagree?


Can you forgive a cheating partner?

ukioa alafu wewe ni mtu job zako ni za kusafiri ,the best place kuishi na wife ni mahali wakikuyu ndio majority ..i mean tafta nyumba deep down in kabete ,ama githunguri ama ikinoo ,mahali wakikuyu ndio dominant. Make sure kwa hiyo apartment ni wakikuyu ndio 98% .. nakuambia they won't even say hi to her . Kikuyu men focus yao huwanga biashara na pesa alafu jioni wakunywe beer zao mbili then warudi kejani walale,hawana time ya kukatiana ama time ya mechi ata wives zao huteta sana ... Ata pesa ya kutoa ndio wachomee msichana nyama na wamnunulie beer ama whiskey . Unlike mahali Kuna jaluo, who can even hire a range rover na akopeshe pesa ndio afurahishe mwanamke .



The speed of sound is a funny thing. Your parents tell you something when you're 20, and you only hear it when you are 40... #Lifefact 💐🤠💐



Shortlist everywhere 💀

STATEMENT ON THE WILD FALSEHOODS CIRCULATING IN ONE OF THE DAILIES

STATEMENT ON THE WILD FALSEHOODS CIRCULATING IN ONE OF THE DAILIES





