The Absurd Truth

@xan_desanctis What's more fair to both teams? Having a seeing impaired or biased ump or an automaton that can accurately with zero mistakes call balls and strikes. It's just pitcher vs batter at that point and a non interested third party calling balls and strikes. Much better.

I get why people want ABS, and I’m likely in the minority here, but I much preferred the experience of watching baseball before the replay/challenge era, human error notwithstanding. Using tech to optimize everything is boring.

@GovEvers Is there anything more hateful and evil than affirming mental illness so that the victim chemically and physically mutilates themself? Guessing you would affirm the anorexic view that they are fat as they starve themselves to death.

Today, I celebrated Trans Day of Visibility surrounded by LGBTQ Wisconsinites as I kept my promise to veto several Republican bills targeting our trans and gender nonconforming kids. Here in Wisconsin, we celebrate our trans and LGBTQ neighbors. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@IAGovernor My guess is you political slimeballs with come up with a plan that gives breaks for the people that already get all the breaks and the people that pay the most will continue to pay the most.

Iowans want property tax relief. I’m working closely with the House and Senate, and I have every reason to believe we’ll get it done.

@ClownWorld I have no problem giving my credit card similar to running a bar tab. This is the way it has to be because of a specific demographic.

Two women ran out on their tab after eating and drinking at Tasty Tails in Dallas. The small family-owned restaurant is now asking for help identifying them. Situations like this hurt local businesses and make things harder for everyone else

@PGATUOR Fuck. That is the only upside to NFL offseason is not seeing this smug fat turd all over the tv.

Jason Kelce will be an on-course reporter at Augusta for The Masters Par 3 contest, where he’ll be interviewing players and their families. Thoughts?

@even_steven8tht I think you are doing this for engagement because no one can be this fucking retarded.

America is such a fascinating place because this man is providing a service that actually materially benefits people, arguably what the government is designed to do, and you will still see articles upon articles trying to convince you he’s actually doing a bad thing.

@EmmanuelAcho Yes, you are supposed to love gay people, not support, embrace and endorse their lifestyle.

Jaden Ivey has to understand freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequence. Also, you serve God. You’re not God. As the son of a pastor this topic means a lot to me and I’m praying for Jaden Ivey’s mental health. My full thoughts:

@CSURamT It's not a Trump issue, it's a government issue.

Did my taxes this weekend. Nothing like being middle class w/ 2 dependents, own a home, max out 401K, HSA & FSA contributions, and don't claim any deductions in my paycheck, but still owe $6K... The new Trump tax plan seems to cost me more every year.

@TheSkippersView MLB will replace humans to call games at all ump positions. They will have one person in NY or at the venue that will review video evidence on controversial calls. Five years or less.

I’m starting to feel bad for home plate umpires. We are watching a career evaporate in front of our eyes from ABS.

@wideawake_media You couldn't write a script for a movie with the insane ideas democrats come up with because no one would believe a group of people could be that fucking retarded, but here we are...

Democrat Texas state representative James Talarico: In order to stop climate change, "it is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption". "Everyone has to take personal responsibility in this effort."

@SmoreChick McCaffery's have every right to do whatever the hell they want or don't want. Doesn't matter anymore. They are long gone. Yes, the McCaffery boys got special nepotism treatment but need to let the past be the past.

@mrmikeMTL It's not worse. You constantly look at your phone that tells you its worse than some vague past time while ignoring reality.

Can anyone pin-point the exact moment where everything in society just got substantially worse???

@AlBuffalo2nite This is exactly how I imagined people like this would look.

This is Times Square… in real life. Yes it’s true… Grown adults… in the middle of New York City… Crawling on all fours… wearing signs like collars… Barking… gagged… blocking traffic… All to protest a “king” that doesn’t exist. Let that sink in. This isn’t activism… This is performance degradation. While real people are working… commuting… trying to live their lives… You’ve got a group turning themselves into a spectacle of submission in the middle of the street. And they think this communicates strength? No. It communicates collapse. Because when a movement runs out of logic… It replaces it with theater. And the more extreme the behavior… The louder the applause inside that echo chamber. But outside of it? People see exactly what this is. Not power… Not resistance… Not influence… Just chaos dressed up as a cause. And the cameras caught it all. #SilentMajoritySpeaks #AStoneGroove

@mcsquared34 Better idea: Get rid of the idiotic government program and let individuals figure out their own retirement.

Abolish the cap. Tax rich people. Problem solved. This really isn’t that complicated.

@LauraRBelin What would be cool is if we had the technology to have something like drones that could fly over and take pictures for estimates.🤡

I'm still looking for a reliable estimate for the biggest #NoKings rally in Des Moines, outside the state capitol. There were definitely thousands of people there but I don't know if it was closer to 5,000 or 10,000. Let me know if you find a good source on this.

@StockTalks21 Don't have a dog in this fight but it looked like the ref was relaying something to him and coach got super close to hear? A Tech hear would have sent conspiracy theorist into orbit because that would have literally been the ref's deciding who won.

Honest question here though. This was with 0.3 seconds left? Why was this not an immediate technical & ejection???

@unusual_whales The government retirement program was a fucking horrible idea from its inception. Needs to go away completely

Murray: Is it true that people making under $184k pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes Murray: And the rate for someone making $1 million? Dahl: 2.2% Murray: So, a 12.4% tax for people making less than $184k, but 2.2% for a millionaire or .0002% for billionaires.

@Parkettpolitur @Androphilia76 @k2__investment @unusual_whales Always so generous with other people’s money🤡

@Androphilia76 @k2__investment @unusual_whales It’s very fair. The high earner can acquire real estate, a huge stock portfolio, can fill his ‚second‘ and ‚third‘ pillar (the other parts of our retirement system) to his heart‘s content and definitely doesn’t need more than the capped state pension. But he can contribute more.

@Houseofyogi I hardly ever repost but this is worth it.

No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism. You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like. Bro. You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai. You live in a constitutional republic. Elections. Term limits. A free press that spent four years calling the president a fascist without one journalist being arrested. The modern left's definition of fascism: You love your country? Fascist. You want to enforce the border? Racist. You think parents should raise their kids? Bigot. You want to know who's voting in your elections? Jim Crow. Being patriotic is fascism to the modern left. But every country has borders and enforces them. 176 countries require ID to vote. That's the definition of a country. But the Democratic establishment told you otherwise. And you believed them. Congress has a 15% approval rating. 80% of Americans disapprove. 97% of incumbents got re-elected. Chuck Schumer. 46 years. Longer than Stalin. Steny Hoyer. 45 years. Longer than Mao. Mitch McConnell. 42 years. 5x more than Napoleon. Nancy Pelosi. 39 years. Longer than Henry VIII. Maxine Waters. 35 years. Longer than Mussolini. Bernie Sanders. 35 years. Triple Hitler's entire reign. Trump. 5 years and 3 months. Won the popular vote and the electoral vote. But Trump is the king. Okay buddy. You don't hate kings. You hate kings that aren't yours. And Saturday they had you in the streets carrying their water. The Democratic Party installed a president without letting you vote. Biden quit on a Sunday. By Tuesday your queen was crowned. No primary. No debate. No ballot. First time since 1968. Three days before your march every Senate Democrat voted against photo ID to vote. During COVID you carried a vaccine card everywhere like a hall pass from the government just to eat at a restaurant. But getting a birth certificate or waiting two hours at the DMV to prove you're a citizen before you vote? That's oppression. The Democratic Party is pro illegal immigration. Counts non-citizens in the Census. Census determines congressional seats. More non-citizens means more seats means more power. No voter ID means no way to check. That's how you keep power without wearing a crown. Biden built a censorship machine. Pressured Facebook to suppress true information and admitted it in writing. Censored scientists. Censored doctors. Censored JOKES. The Biden White House told Facebook to remove "humor and satire." They literally went after people for making fun of them. UK does it better tho... Everything they censored turned out to be right. They just outsourced the silencing to Silicon Valley. And it doesn't stop at speech. The extreme left justifies taking children from families. Six thousand schools rewrite children's identities without telling parents. And the State has the right to intervene. The Hitler Youth did this. Mao's Red Guards did this. The Soviets built statues of a child who reported his own father. Same playbook. During Covid, your bakery got shut down. Church closed. You couldn't hold your dying mother's hand at the hospital. But thousands packed together during BLM to burn Minneapolis and THAT was essential civic engagement. Obviously. $2 billion in damage. 25 dead. 2,000 cops injured. 20 states burning. VP Kamala promoted a bail fund for the rioters. No investigation. No hearings. January 6. One building. Few hours. 1,000 prosecuted. Two years of televised hearings. Kings decide which violence counts. The left decided. Charlie Kirk spent his life walking onto campuses asking for honest debate. He was assassinated. CSIS terrorism database. 2025 is the first year in 30 years that left-wing attacks outnumber right-wing. Yet no one brings this up. 75% of liberal students say preventing a speaker from talking is justified. 27% say violence is acceptable. Liberals who went to Trump rallies: "I never felt unsafe." "The experience changed me." Conservatives who show up on liberal campuses get screamed at, blocked, and assassinated. One side talks. The other side screams. The Party for Socialism and Liberation marched with you Saturday. Their stated purpose in their own words: "Revolution." Not reform. Marxism. The system that killed a hundred million people last century. They had you holding their signs while they said it out loud. 500 groups. $3 billion in revenue. Pre-printed signs. The signs were ready before you were angry. The money leads to Neville Roy Singham. Billionaire in Shanghai. Attends CCP workshops. Funnels millions through shell companies at UPS mailboxes. Three Congressional committees have subpoenaed him as a suspected CCP foreign agent. You thought you were fighting for democracy. You were carrying water for Beijing. "Liberals are leaving the First Amendment behind." Spoken by the ACLU lawyer who defended Nazis in court because it was their constitutional right. Bill Clinton put 100,000 cops on the street. Reformed welfare. Said illegal immigration is wrong to a standing ovation. Told America the era of big government is over. Today his own party would call him a fascist. The 1990s Democrat defended free speech for Nazis. Yours censors doctors for telling the truth. The 1990s Democrat held open primaries. Yours installed a nominee without a vote. The 1990s Democrat trusted parents. Yours takes their children. Historians measure fascism across eight traits. Here's who checks the boxes in 2026: Censorship of political opposition. Democrats. Contempt for democratic process. Democrats. Tolerance of political violence. Democrats. State ideology forced on families. Democrats. Corporate-state fusion. Democrats. Scapegoating and manufactured enemies. Both sides. Cult of personality. Both sides. Ultranationalism. Republicans. Five for the left. One for the right. Two shared. You marched against kings on Saturday. You marched FOR kings. You just didn't know which was which. Stop being gaslit. I hope you understand what's at stake.