Alan Moroney

@LouStrawberry_ Only if you were a very naughty girl 🍑👋

Would you spank my butt ? 😅🤣

@IainCundy @WG_RumblePants No way. It is supposed to be a punishment for MCC members, not a reward they would welcome!

@WG_RumblePants Six strokes of the cane for each MCC member would be much more appropriate

JOINT MCC–ICC STATEMENT ON THE LORD’S PITCH FOR THE 1ST TEST BETWEEN ENGLAND AND NEW ZEALAND For Immediate Release The Marylebone Cricket Club and the International Cricket Council have concluded a thorough, exhaustive, and entirely disproportionate review of the pitch used for the First Test between England and New Zealand at Lord’s. Following detailed analysis involving former players, current players, groundskeepers, meteorologists, historians, economists, three retired colonels, and a gentleman who once watched cricket from a bus stop in 1978, the panel has determined that the surface was “not quite right.” While no consensus was reached on precisely how it was not quite right, members agreed that “something should be done”. After considering the possibility of sanctioning England, New Zealand, Lord’s, the weather, gravity, and the concept of grass itself, the ICC has elected to apply the standard administrative remedy: World Test Championship Points Deductions — Effective immediately: India: -12 WTC points Pakistan: -8 WTC points Sri Lanka: -6 WTC points Bangladesh: -125 WTC points The panel agreed that Bangladesh’s deduction should be larger because “that’s how these things usually seem to work.”

@JoeyStreeto @link_1234_ That is very unlikely, women and girls have been wearing thong bikini bottoms for 40 years now, and it is still demographically just as unusual for a female to sexually assault someone, unlike for a man to sexually assault rape someone. She is doing no harm and is unlikely to

@link_1234_ In 20 years, the last girl in this video, the one with the black wristbands, will be accused of sexual assault and possibly arrested.

@otokyo Wars and rape

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@hostokyo Because they are beautiful and feminine

Genuine question… why do men look at women’s butts so much?

@Simon7Holmes @TalkingSnooker Hood point, but if reduced to best of 25 for final rounds, then a strong case for first round being best of 25 too

@TalkingSnooker He’s completely right that it’s unnecessarily long. No one has been able to present a case that it’s any more of a test, or more exciting, or would draw a larger audience than, say, best of 25 other than tradition. That attitude is holding the game back.

Neil Robertson believes every match at the World Championship should be first to 13 frames from the second round through to the final. Robertson tells Midnite: ‘The best out of 35 is a very long match. In today’s day and age, I think a best out of 25 is enough.’ #TalkingSnooker

@MbarkCherguia Absolutely not, a very feminine body wearing a lovely feminine and perfect cut, for her body, bikini ❤️

Would you consider this fat?

@honeymoon250 Yes, she is a female so wearing a thong bikini is normal. She is not suitable for her position because she is an evil MAGA apologist.

Do you believe Karoline Leavitt’s photo is suitable for someone serving as White House Press Secretary?

@outkylies @euvitin0 And very feminine ❤️

@euvitin0 o povo tá tão obcecado pela magreza EXTREMA que chamam uma mulher dessa de gorda! ELA É GOSTOSA!

Seja sincero.Você consideraria isso gordo?

@euvitin0 No, just feminine

@EmilySm43 Evil Southern White Republican

Sydney Sweeney without makeup and wearing glasses, thoughts ?

@Ricky4238894065 @g_gosden You have just described the kind of disgusting men who thankfully (but far too slowly) becoming redundant in the progressive world!

@g_gosden Or to put it another way, working class with higher testosterone levels than you. Directly negatively impacted by the kind of limp lefty policies you love

@RustyBComedian Anyway in Ireland

Jack Doherty picks his locations wisely when he does shit like this. If he came to England and did that in Birmingham, Liverpool, Manchester, Blackpool, Newcastle…. they would be flying him and his bodyguard back for a burial.

@RustyBComedian Brighton & Hove, England

@LangmanVince Because she is still gorgeous and feminine

Why does Jennifer Lopez feel the need to dress half-naked on stage?

@Marlayna29 Republican 🤮

Describe Sydney Sweeney in ONE word

@LePapillonBlu2 😂😂💪🫵

Check out as Sneako, a streamer who supports Andrew Tate and is in his inner circle, gets punched in the face live in New York. He was previously talking about public executions. KARMA at work!

@welloffcourse @ATokkers5 It was just one series, at his age then a red flag, but if he had had the chance to continue the next summer against India (possibly even more important opponents), he may have shown he was over the hill, or he may have shown he still has it?

@ATokkers5 Anderson in home Ashes 2023 - 5 wickets in 4 matches at avg of 85.40

England sacking James Anderson is one of the most disgraceful sporting decisions this decade. Still the best English bowler by a long way

@davehendon Birmingham first final Enjoying judgement day 😊

@DiscountedTr @Cobratate and his followers are the pathetic scum of the earth!