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Twenty-three years ago the US said it was going to Americanize Iraq. Instead we got something closer to the Saddam-ification of the US.

What were you thinking! #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

@theRealPatticus @Diamy_TV I apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game

@algoreryhthm @Diamy_TV Not closeted

i seen her vagina before.

@UltraNoticer @Diamy_TV Most tired and unfunny running gag ever conceived, also indicates that you're a closeted homosexual

@Diamy_TV Tbf it’s much better looking than Big Mike’s cock

@ffdataroma Burden to me represents the highest absolute ceiling, but in terms of realistic median outcomes I think it's TMac first.

Who’s your preferred WR in dynasty moving forward?

@GuruFantasyWrld It's a three or even four-way timeshare no matter what. Denver RBs will be frustrating in perpetuity.

RJ Harvey ranked 46th out of 51 RB's in PFF Rushing Grade as a rookie. Harvey also ranked 48th out of 51 RB's in RYOE/attempt (-.64)

More ballroom propaganda.

@RadishHarmers @GianmarcoSoresi She harmin' his radishes

Me and everyone I know after this weekend.

imagine doing "now here comes the airplane" with this bad boy

@soggybrocoli There is zero meaningful difference between Boomers and Gen X. Unpopular opinion but search your feelings, you know it to be true.

i dislike boomers as much as the next but we can’t let gen x keep getting away with dodging the hate tbh

there’s a gen z girl on tiktok saying millennials need to step aside in the job market to make room for her generation like honey we are 30 or 40 years old we are also paying rent tf you mean

Nikola Jokic willing the 2026 Nuggets to the second round

@StartSitEmFF And don't take middling committee RB's over Day 1 or 2 TEs

With rookie fantasy football drafts on the horizon, here is how last year’s ADPs settled: 1. Ashton Jeanty 2. Omarion Hampton 3. TreVeyon Henderson 4. Tetairoa McMillan 5. Travis Hunter 6 RJ Harvey 7. Emeka Egbuka 8. Kaleb Johnson 9. Matthew Golden 10. Tyler Warren 11. Quinshon Judkins 12. Colston Loveland 13. Jayden Higgins 14. Cam Skattebo 15. Cam Ward 16. Luther Burden III 17. Bhayshul Tuten 18. Jaydon Blue 19. Tre Harris 20. Jacory Croskey Merritt 21. Dylan Sampson 22. Kyle Williams 23. Mason Taylor 24. Ollie Gordon II Two things stand out: What a deep class. You can always find value if you don’t have a top pick.

Me showing my mom and Grandparents a cool bug I found

@jackkmehoffbish @BearsShowYo Dark days

@BearsShowYo No Dante Pettis WR1? The Shitty St Brown as WR2 and Tyler Scott as your slot ? 🤣

Caleb Williams gets to throw to: Luther Burden III Rome Odunze Colston Loveland Cole Kmet Sam Roush Jahdae Walker Zavion Thomas Kalif Raymond

It goes against conventional wisdom but cooking bacon in a pan with WATER makes it crisper

@SleeperHQ Bijan side. Never trade away RBs capable of 20+ ppg without getting one back in return. The goal is first place.

Who wins this trade? 👀

@footballguru06 @LateRoundQB I've seen him in round 3 twice already lol

@LateRoundQB Had Stribling fall to me at 2.07 in a single QB league yesterday. Had to grab him at that point

I’m going to draft De’Zhaun Stribling and Kaelon Black everywhere because the 49ers are going to do everything in their power to make those two guys productive after seeing the discourse over the last 48 hours

@LateRoundQB Yeah productive blocking for CMC

Mogged through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling, you give foids a bad name...