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@AngieGreyhound @ezralevant m.economictimes.com/news/internati…

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE ALBERTA INDEPENDENCE CANVASSERS! YOU DID IT! Now we need to run up the score! We need to make this too big to rig! #AlbertaIndependence

@LylajoyRose @RiseOfAlberta @ezralevant Don't be so pessimistic Lyla

@RiseOfAlberta @ezralevant You’re not going to win the vote.

🚨BREAKING: The 177,000 signature threshold has now been passed, officially clearing the requirement for an Alberta independence referendum on October 19th. This is a historic moment for Alberta and signature collection is still continuing.

Breaking News. Mitch Sylvester has confirmed that he has enough signatures to meet the cirizens initiative threshold to trigger an independence referendum. That doesn't mean he's slowing down. Quite the contray. Pedal to the metal until late April to collect as many signatures as possible. "We need this too big to rig". He also confirmed that the Smith government is working on legislation that will allow scruteneers to witness the signature count by Elections Alberta (ie Bill 23)

No matter how gross Tim Hortons food is, it will never be as gross as their anti-Canadian politics, including demanding low-wage foreign workers be imported to displace Canadian workers, especially youth. Tim's hasn't been Canadian in years. They're part of Brazil's 3G Capital.

@GigaBeers more clickbait. False

Jason Aldean walked off the set of Late Night with Stephen Colbert before playing a single note after the "comedian" tried to humiliate him in front of the audience. "Colbert was introducing him," said Aldean's manager, Ben Jarroo, "Then he made a crass, unnecessary statement about 'forgiving him' for supporting President Trump. Jason wasn't having it." When Colbert said his name and motioned for the curtain, there was nobody there. Aldean and his band had walked off, and they won't be coming back. h/t: Marcia G Jones That's how these leftists need to be treated.

The Los Angeles Kings have lost 44 times this season. They're one point out of a playoff spot. The New Jersey Devils have lost 35 games this year. They're 10 points out of a playoff spot. Sick system, Gary.

Instead of deaf people just watching the actual artists perform, CBC puts a sign language interpreter on to perform air guitar & drum solos for them to watch along side of it. Whats going on in Canada? It’s a 24/7 nut house

This has to be the cringiest weekend in Canadian Politics in my lifetime. And it’s still going🤦🏻‍♂️…..

Canadians have a choice. NDP = Palestinian flag. Liberals = China flag. If you want to fly & support the Canada flag, you best vote Conservative. 🇨🇦

Just going to go ahead and leave this here.

What was your Prime Minister doing during a cost of living crisis?

I’m not letting this go. Carney still hasn’t said a word about it. China denies it’s happening & Carney is off to the Juno’s in hopes he can change the news cycle with another distraction. He is hoping the longer he stays silent, it’s just going to go away. The media isn’t talking about it anymore so we must.

BREAKING: Orange smoke in Winnipeg, a new NDP leader has been chosen!

Has anybody ever lost weight and not told the entire world?

@Martyupnorth The height of confusion would be an Ndp auction.

I checked the NDP convention website. Here's a handy equity card scoring matrix. Hearing impaired trans racialized "woman" with a learning disability = 10 points Mobility challenged trans racialized "man" with a medium IQ = 7 points White trans "woman" wearing a Kiefer = 6 points Black woman with an eating disorder = 5 points Racialized man with a low IQ = 4 points Young white woman with red hair = 3 points Older white woman with mobility scooter = 2 points Young racialized cis-males with BLM tattoos = 2 pts Older white male with PTSD and hearing aids = 1 pt Middle aged cis males without a job = 1 point Working white males with high IQ = Zero points How do you score??

@Tablesalt13 I thought it was Saturday night live.

‼️NEW -- Transgender racialized delegate at the Canadian NDP leadership convention COMPLAINS that her "equity card" didn't prevent a cis woman from interrupting her the speaker reminds her that the card ONLY prevents men from speaking. (this IS NOT SATIRE)

@RosieRocks28 Have to save that one. That is a great skit.

If I didn't know this was the NDP convention I would have honestly thought it was a Monty Pythons sketch. Absolute nutfuckery!

@BarrySux @MrPitbull07 @bobandtracym The stalls have ears

@MrPitbull07 @bobandtracym Why would she have to use a secret code if she was calling from the bathroom? 🤔

My younger sister called me from the bathroom during a first date. "Hey, did you ever find my allergy medicine?" She doesn't have allergies. The code: This guy is creeping me out, he's ignoring my boundaries, and I don't feel safe leaving the restaurant alone. I didn't ask for details. I just asked for the restaurant name. Ten minutes later, I walked right up to their booth looking panicked. "Mom needs you at the house right now, the basement is flooding." She apologized to the guy, grabbed her coat, and we walked out together. Predators rely on social politeness to keep you in uncomfortable situations. A pre planned script cuts right through the politeness.