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@amortition

Yup I’m me. if you are looking for sarcasm you have come to the right place. All my animal science facts are Bllshit.

เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2013
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James Lindsay, anti-Communist
James Lindsay, anti-Communist@ConceptualJames·
Thinking about making a list of Libertarians I'm smarter than and publishing it for the world to see.
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@porterstansb Dammit. How many guns have killed with out people being involved?
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@hoshizorarock The problem here is majority/most common of ramen noodles sold are bad for you.
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@MbarkCherguia 42 year old wears steel toed boots which make the leg muscles stronger. My theory anyway.
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
Genuinely curious what the scientific reason for this phenomenon 🤔
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@ibzsmo3k If you in that shape who exactly are you running from?
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@Real___iTamara Public executions would stifle all this BULLSHIT REAL FUCKING QUICK.
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iTamara
iTamara@Real___iTamara·
Can. We. Just. Start. Killing. People.
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@frederikdeboer @Playteaux1 Absolutely man. Nothing says stand up person like the idiot that yells “whore” Every chance they get. Keeping that bar low for the rest of us is appreciated.
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Playteaux
Playteaux@Playteaux1·
Why is anyone still following her? I’m being serious. Why?
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@BasedBlondex Did you hear every single guy say that or just a few degenerates on here?
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Dave@amortition·
@AskMichaelTaiwo Because that’s what every single competitor does …..
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Michael Taiwo
Michael Taiwo@AskMichaelTaiwo·
I just went through Elon Musk's page. No word on the Artemis II crew's Moon landing or their beautiful Earth shots. If this was done by SpaceX, he would have been talking about it nonstop. The guy is petty. Come on, celebrate a good thing even if it not done by your company.
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Freddie de Boer 🇳🇱
Freddie de Boer 🇳🇱@frederikdeboer·
@Playteaux1 You're quite right. She's a whore. When one of my followers reposts her garbage in my TL, I'll unfollow that person, and I'll reply to her telling she's a whore.
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Catturd ™
Catturd ™@catturd2·
I’m hearing internal polls have Masshole 7-10 points down in Kentucky. Don’t doubt me.
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Mandy Arthur
Mandy Arthur@mandyarthur·
This is why, no matter who wins, Americans always lose.
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@DHSgov @ICEgov Any pedos by chance? Anyone? Nothing??
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Homeland Security
TERRORIST ARRESTED. @ICEgov arrested Salah Salem Sarsour, a Jordanian national with a prior conviction for throwing a MOLOTOV COCKTAIL at the homes of Israeli Forces. He also lied on his green card application to get legal status under President Clinton. Thanks to the brave men and women of ICE, this terrorist is OUT of our communities.
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