Andy Hiseman

Don't tell The Universe but I'm unbeaten on my last 16 visits to Elland Road ... 14 wins and two draws. The club now sends me a limo to pick me up from home, just so I don't miss a match.

What have *you* done today? I've designed a transport system which could service an entire community. @ Barnsley instagram.com/p/CWfXfpCt-Z4/…

@cineworld you are screening DUNE at Wakefield incorrectly guys - way, way, way too dark and murky. I almost walked out, and a couple of people actually did. Please fix for other people!

@flawlessfox :-)

@26Biggles @BerkhamstedGolf Great to start getting to know you Joe :-)

It’s been a superb first 6 weeks @BerkhamstedGolf with a lovely write up from @andyhise … fantastic team around me & member support 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 let’s … keep … it … going !!! golfbusinessnews.com/news/people/bi…

@ZenGolf @4golfonline Clearly I have a future as a golf pundit (Zen Andy)

@4golfonline 5-3 to USA today ... 11pts tonight (Zen Andy)

Who wants to call today score at the Ryder Cup?

Thanks @TrackManGolf and great work @BlackBoxGolf

@Hillgolfacademy Steve Martin, circa ROXANNE ...

Who is the most famous person you have ever spoken to?

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@EdCallowWrites "He definitely had three Weetabix for breakfast this morning." (in context, it was brilliant - but you had to be there)

What’s the best sentence you’ve written this week?

A little shout out to John Leathers at @titaniumdesign1 .. he's too busy to Tweet. Why? Because he's absolutely, solid-gold brilliant, every time. Thanks as always John!

@SkyCaddieSteve Happy to support the legend himself :-)

With grateful thanks to @andyhise 👍

@Homebase_uk Happy customer .. took a while to get thru to 0333 003 7084 this morning, but your super-polite customer service advisor was fantastic, and processed my order query quickly, clearly, and charmingly. Well done Homebase.

@sportbible I'm no City fan by a LONG way but even I get the shivers when I see this .. only footy can do this to you.

The man responsible for giving us this goal. It just simply will never be beaten. Goosebumps... every time.

On the farm, pano sunroof, nice day. Hold on tight kids :-) @ Burncote farm livery instagram.com/p/CMwfOi8s6UH/…

Meanwhile, up at the yard... @ Burncote farm livery instagram.com/p/CLwEAgIgZmp/…

Still very very frightening. He's nearly three now. @ Shafton instagram.com/p/CLwDuQrgdWU/…

@englandgolfbiz @KirtlingtonGolf Thanks for posting that image @englandgolfbiz :-) Kirtlington is lovely throughout, and Pam the owner sets the tone. Very fond of the place. I enjoyed a couple of days there photographing it.

Come to @KirtlingtonGolf for the golf, the countryside setting, the personal touches, and the hidden delights. But come back again, for the people who work, play and learn here. Come back, to your friendly golfing home away from home. Image credit @andyhise

@SteveKills Taken with a long lens from way behind the tee, across the other fairway, so it's very foreshortened yes :-) In fact I was standing in the middle of the 10th, risking a golf ball on the bonce ...

@andyhise That picture shortens the hole a good deal, or is it simply that the ladies' tee is much further forward?

The 12th at Denham: one of the most photogenic inland Par Threes in England. Good from both ends. Enjoyed photographing this lovely course in summer 2020. @ Denham Golf Club instagram.com/p/CIvSc0BlXww/…

Man that is one delicious mug of coffee. Beautiful outside. Three points in the bag last night. Plenty to work on. Come on Tuesday let's give it our best shot.