Ankit Kejriwal
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@HustleBitch_ These are sentient beings. Anyone torturing sentient beings will eventually have an exactly similar fate. The scales of karma always balance.
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🚨 TIKTOK CREATOR GOES VIRAL FOR FILMING MASS ANT “MURDERS” IN THE WILDEST WAYS — AND PEOPLE CAN’T STOP WATCHING
She roasts them over open flames, fries them in a burning pan, sizzles them on a scorching brick, even holds a flaming bamboo torch over them… and every clip pulls millions of views
It’s just ants… so why are millions glued to this?
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Dear Italy,
Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth.
We'd like to apply for the vacancy.
Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span.
The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.
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Ankit Kejriwal รีทวีตแล้ว

Cancer is cured by AI.
GitLab founder Sid Sijbrandij was diagnosed with stage 4 spinal cancer. Every trial rejected him.
His doctors had nothing left to offer.
So he stopped being a patient.
He built an AI research team. Fed them 25TB of his own medical data genomics, scans, treatment history, everything.
The system found a treatment his entire oncology team had missed.
Then engineered 19 custom vaccines from his own DNA.
Relapse-free since 2025.
Then he uploaded the entire blueprint. Free. For every person sitting in that same room, hearing the same verdict, with nobody left to call.
Medicine runs on averages. AI runs on you.
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#Throwback
A puppy called Dolly was stuck in a drain in Delhi until PETA India came to the rescue. If you see an animal in distress, call the organisation on (0) 9820122602.
#SaveIndieDogs #AnimalRights #PETAIndia
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@Benarasiyaa This is insane. Poor children don’t have food to eat, feed them instead.
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Ankit Kejriwal รีทวีตแล้ว

The most dangerous lie in human history isn’t about food.
It isn’t about medicine.
It is about sleep.
For 200,000 years, humans did not sleep 8 hours.
That number was invented in 1938 by a mattress company called Simmons Beautyrest.
Before that campaign, the average human slept in two shifts.
Historians call it “Biphasic Sleep.”
You would sleep for 4 hours, wake up for 2, then sleep for another 4.
During that 2-hour window, people would pray, have s*x, write, think, and connect with their families.
Some of the greatest works in human history were created in that sacred middle window.
Shakespeare wrote most of his plays between 1AM and 3AM during his second wake period.
Mozart composed entire symphonies in what he called “The God Hours.”
Then the Industrial Revolution needed workers on a fixed schedule.
You cannot run a factory on biphasic sleep.
So they hired a psychologist named Dr. Nathaniel Kleitman to “prove” that 8 consecutive hours was the biological standard.
He faked the studies.
He was funded entirely by the mattress industry.
And the medical establishment adopted his research without question because it aligned with the factory model.
They turned the most creative 2 hours of human consciousness into a “sleep disorder.”
They called it “Insomnia.”
They medicated it.
They gaslight an entire generation that 8 hours of continuous sleep was healthy.
They pathologized the exact window of consciousness that produced some of the greatest art, music, and literature in human history.
You are not an insomniac.
You are experiencing the most natural form of human consciousness.
And a mattress company convinced you it was a disease.
Stop medicating your genius.
Wake up at 2AM.
Write the thing.
The “God Hours” are calling.
✨🙌🏾💫
© Andre Gonzalves

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@law_ninja Can you suggest someone who can help with this?
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Indian law firms run on MS Word, WhatsApp, and memory. AI hasn't touched them. Yet.
India has 1.5 million registered advocates.
Most of them run their practice out of a single room, a shared chamber, or a small 3-person office.
Ask any lawyer in Tis Hazari, City Civil Court Mumbai, or a district court in Patna if they use AI in their practice.
Most will say yes. They mean they asked ChatGPT to summarize a judgment
once. Or wrote some mails with gemini.
That is not automation. That is not a workflow. That changes nothing about how
the practice actually runs.
Real AI deployment, the kind where a client intake form auto-populates a case file, where hearing dates trigger automatic reminders, where a standard contract gets drafted in 3 minutes not 3 hours, that is essentially at zero in Indian law firms below 20 people.
Not 7%. Not 2%. Essentially zero.
Why this is the biggest untapped market in Indian legal right now:
India's large law firms are moving fast. Trilegal, AZB, Cyril Amarchand. AI for contract review, due diligence, legal research. They have technology budgets.
They have AI teams.
Their smaller counterparts? Still on Word templates from 2014. Still maintaining case diaries in physical notebooks. Still calling clients manually to remind them of hearing dates.
The gap between large firm and small firm on AI is not a technology problem.
It is a deployment problem.
The tools exist. Contract drafting with Claude. Case management with AI-integrated tools. Client communication via WhatsApp automation. Document review with GPT-4. Most under Rs 5,000 a month.
What doesn't exist is a person who walks into the law firm, understands the workflows, and builds it.
That person is the Legal AI Workflow Architect.
What this person actually does:
Real example.
A litigation lawyer in Saket District Court handles 150 active matters. Each matter needs:
- Hearing date tracked and reminded to client
- Case documents organized and retrievable
- Client billing updated after each appearance
- Drafts prepared for next hearing
- Court fee calculations done
Currently: one overworked clerk. Dates missed. Clients calling constantly. Bills sent late or not at all.
A Legal AI Workflow Architect builds this in 4 weeks:
- WhatsApp bot that sends hearing reminders automatically
- Document folder structure auto-created on new matter intake
- Billing tracker updated after each court date
- Standard draft templates pre-filled from case details
- Court fee calculator integrated into the intake form
Cost to the lawyer: Rs 15-20,000 one-time. Rs 2,000 per month to maintain.
Value to the lawyer: 2 hours saved per day. One less clerk needed. Zero missed dates. Clients who feel looked after.
This is not complicated. It is not being done because nobody is walking in to do it.
The junior lawyer crisis and the small firm gap are the same story.
Entry-level hiring at top law firms: collapsing. AI is doing the contract review, the legal research, the painful due diligence, the first draft. The work that used to go to a fresh LLB graduate.
712 lawyers have already been sanctioned globally for AI hallucinations in court filings. The ones who used AI carelessly. Not the ones who deployed it properly.
Large firms are cutting junior headcount. The work isn't disappearing. It is being done differently.
But 1.4 million small practitioners have no automation at all. They are drowning in admin. They are losing clients to better-organized competitors. They are billing less than they should because they cannot track their own time.
The same disruption that shrinks the large firm associate pool creates the legal AI deployment market. These are not separate events. They are the same event, viewed from different angles.
The skill set is learnable. In months, not years.
You do not need to be a technologist. You need to understand legal workflows and know how to connect tools.
Legal process mapping: if you have worked in any law firm, you already know this
- One automation platform like n8n or Make: 3-4 weeks
- Prompt engineering for legal drafting: 2 weeks
- API basics, connecting tools: 3-4 weeks
Three months of focused learning. Then you walk into one solo practitioner or small firm with a painful manual process and you fix it.
India has 1.5 million lawyers. The ones who learn to deploy AI into legal workflows will not just survive what is coming. They will own the future.
If you are struggling to get a good job or internship in law, just learn how to do it. Your legal career will be unstoppable.
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‼️🇷🇺 Heated shoe pads fitted with IEDs
A foreign national has been detained in Moscow on charges of terrorism, transporting 504 IED packages.
These IEDs were smuggled from Poland through Belarus into Russia.
The package was meant to be a humanitarian gift to the Russian army. According to the FSB each device contained 1.5 grams of TNT and detonates when connected to a power source causing limb injuries.
The Ukrainians in coordination with the Europeans planned to pull a MOSSAD pager attack on Russian nationals.
Do European civilians truly grasp the potential consequences of this? Russia is now justified to reciprocal terrorism against EU nationals, your phones, cars, you should be scared. Is this the world Europe wants?
Great work to the FSB as always.

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@PranavaBhardwaj Isn’t he a CA. What’s he doing with lawyers’ journals?
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@suhasinih Few people have the courage to call out Israel.
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Could be Gaza, Beirut, Tehran too..
Oren Marmorstein@OrenMarmorstein
Look at this. This is in Israel today. And this could be Rome, Berlin or Paris.
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The real difference between 3 LPA, 12 LPA, and 40 LPA is just this:
3 LPA:
“Let’s go watch Dhurandhar this weekend… office mein bahot kaam hai yaar.”
12 LPA:
“Half day le lete hain… but dekhni toh hai.”
40 LPA:
“Bhhad mein jaye office. Dhurandhar toh 1st day, 1st show meh dekhni hai"
*opens laptop just to apply leave*
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@talk2anuradha The damage he did is incalculable… and hardly anyone in this generation knows it.
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Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40:
Option A:
Single. No kids.
$10M net worth.
Travel anywhere. Total freedom.
Quiet house. Quiet holidays.
Option B:
Married. 3 kids.
$1M net worth.
Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning.
Loud house. Full dinner table.
Be honest, which life are you choosing?
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