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Get fucking slimey redbubble.com/people/arcadec… #Dubstep #BassMusic #BassHead

@SleepyG0blin Never actually. Hope this helps

@dangraley Wait. Don’t attack me like this

No YOU accidentally isolated yourself from everyone and only realised when it was too late

A girl on Hinge called me a good boy and said she was proud of me today Let me tell you something Brain absolutely melted This is better than any drug I’ve taken in my life

@dangraley Of course it was a fuckin weed farm

@arcadecrossfire IT IS! Looked like it was something in the upstairs as they were ripping the roof apart when I managed to go to work

Never a dull moment on this street, even at 5am

@dangraley FUCK ME! This landlord!! They’re still there now, I assumed it was the bonfire I smelt earlier in the day

@dangraley Also, isn’t this the same fuckin house that got raided by counter terrorism police for a modern slavery ring the other year?!

@dangraley The smell woke me up at 2am, was it house or garden??

@dangraley Sometimes they were just fuckin there?!

@arcadecrossfire Back in my day it was £3 adv £5 on the door 😤😤

Local bands have gotten way too comfortable charging £15 for a show

@p0gman Same, I get heart palpitations if I have to do more than 3 things in day anymore. Also 34 in a few weeks so that means my knees will 68!

@arcadecrossfire I’m really enjoying the chilled life if I’m honest haha. I’m fucking old tho man. 36 in 3 weeks 😫😂

My life went from staying up late for gigs, partying and getting 0 sleep To Constantly asking myself every night ‘is it too early to get in bed’ Man I’m old 😂

@dangraley Brother, talc your crack! Saves my ass so much aggravation in the kitchen

Today I walked 15 miles and chafed my buttcrack Curse these voluptuous cheeks

Just let me listen to Juice WRLD in peace

Bro why the FUCK is this volume warning notification like 50% louder than anything else? How about you exceed this fuckin dick

Fellas, I’m telling you, if you don’t work out in women’s booty shorts you’re missing out. Shit is freeing

@agile_phil Also missing slates on the roof for the house on the far right

Ah come on - if you’re doing solar on new build do it properly. Don’t just tick the box.

I give my partner a fist bump when she eats as much as me

I think the best thing about iPhones suggesting super strong passwords for you is that they don’t do it on apples website. Absolutely genius

@Jaack Scientifically it’s Dolly Parton. Heard it on a Stuff You Should Know podcast

Who do you think is the most universally liked person? Like who’s the closest to 100% of people who know of them, love them? I’ve started compiling a list. David Attenborough Jack Black Keanu Reeves HardestGeezer N’Golo Kante

@dangraley My brother in Christ you’ve been rawdogging vans?!?!?!

It is real old man hours, decided to put some insoles in my vans and oh my god the COMFORT