We used to ax @grok 🪓

@ESPNCleveland @HammerNation19 Local media goofs in Cleveland finally realizing @spidadmitchell is a flake?

"Do we want to pay a guy $70 million per year in order to not make the conference finals over and over again?," - @HammerNation19 on if the Cavs should extend Donovan Mitchell if they flame out in the playoffs again.

@VivekGRamaswamy How about House Bill 617, are you going to put a stop to the state of Ohio stealing 15-20% from people who sell their “investment property” with the bullshit capital gains tax that peabody @GovMikeDeWine won’t let go?

We’re going to put Ohio at the top of this list after I’m elected.

@CleGuardians Is this the worst offensive lineup in @MLB tonight?

First one in St. Louis. #GuardsBall

@NFL_DovKleiman Can the @TheAthletic actually fire @DMRussini for being a cheater on her own personal time?

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: NFL reporter Dianna Russini is under investigation by The Athletic about her relationship with Mike Vrabel and is sidelined until the review is completed. “The Athletic is pressing for proof about Russini’s claim that they were there with other people. In the days since the Post’s story was published, there has been no public evidence to support the claims. Russini posted an Athletic story by another author on Twitter/X on Thursday, but has not published any stories for the outlet since the photos with Vrabel were released on Tuesday.” Russini is being questioned internally about the explanation she gave for her time with Vrabel at an Arizona resort. (via @FOS)

@ShamsCharania Does the @NBA consider trying to lose on purpose a strategy mistake?

The NBA is looking into what multiple sources say was a strategy mistake by Kings coach Doug Christie on an intentional foul of Seth Curry while leading the Warriors with over 3 minutes left in Tuesday's game:

@FanDuel Why do the shitty @Nationals have the highest priced beer?

If the price of beer has changed at your favorite MLB ballpark ... let us know 🍺

@ufc @paramountplus Are cards like this the reason the @ufc only charges $8 on @paramountplus these days?

ALMOST THAT TIME 😤 Don't miss any of the #UFCVegas115 action! [ Prelims 5pmET | Main Card 8pmET | LIVE on @ParamountPlus ]

@CleGuardians Did they leave the “dugout pest” @DreKnott in LA?

The boys are back in town! 😁 #GuardsBall

@Vikings Which is more fucked up, the @Vikings or the entire state of Minnesota?

Honoring the culture, history, and contributions of Arab American communities!

@TaraBull Wait wasn’t @obj smarter than everyone when he asked to be paid in Bitcoin?

@Nithya_Shrii Robots can’t do construction, plumbing, farming, carpentry, cook, weld and gardening twice?

10 jobs that are 100% safe from AI: 1. Dentist 2. Construction worker 3. Plumbing 4. Farming 5. Gardening 6. Carpentry 7. Cooking 8. Gardening 9. Welder 10. Electrician Did I miss any?!

@iAnonPatriot So how much money will the @WNBA lose every year now with the increase, will they ride the coattails of the @NBA forever?

BREAKING 🅱️ The WNBA has agreed to a verbal agreement to increase the average player salary by $234,000. The league lost $40 million in the last reported year and has lost over $250 million since its creation.

@ESPNCleveland Remember when @God_Son80 thought he changed the culture of the shitty @Browns organization, by whining and bitching when the cameras were rolling?

“You expect most of these coaches that are younger to be more personable, more relatable with their players, and most cases it just doesn’t work out that way,” - former Browns WR Jarvis Landry on Kevin Stefanski

@upfrontmma @netflix @PlatinumPerry @MightyMouse @ufc @muhammadmokaev @NateDiaz209 Is @netflix calling this the WPTP card? (Way Past Their Prime)

🚨 BREAKING FIGHT NEWS: Muhammad Mokaev vs Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson JUST ADDED to the Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano @netflix card along with Nate Diaz vs Mike Perry!! @PlatinumPerry @MightyMouse The @ufc is cooked?

@WeAreCavsNation Wasn’t @evanmobley supposed to be the next @Giannis_An34 for the @cavs what happened to that bullshit?

Bleacher Report’s “perfect” trade idea for the Cavs this offseason: CAVS GET: Giannis Antetokounmpo BUCKS GET: Evan Mobley, Max Strus, Tyrese Proctor, 2026 1st-round pick, 2031 1st-round pick, 2030 1st-round pick swap Let’s just win a title instead!

@arielhelwani Has @RondaRousey started bitching about his new deal yet?

"With this new deal that UFC gave to me, I don't care about letting go of the belt or anything like that. They took really good care of me." Alex Pereira didn't struggle with the decision of vacating the light heavyweight title 💰

@BleacherReport @JeffPassan Does @JuanSoto25_ know who won the game, or didn’t he understand the question?

Juan Soto spoke after losing to Team USA in the World Baseball Classic (via @JeffPassan)

@MMAFighting Who is Hunter Campbell?

Ronda Rousey takes direct aim at the #UFC and Hunter Campbell 👀 📰 mma-fighting.visitlink.me/zIGL00

@JeffPassan Did the Dominican Republic lose because they acted like arrogant assholes after scoring the first run?

That game cannot end like that. A shame.

@cavs @Redfin The loud mouth @cavs were 14.5 point favorites at home, did @spidadmitchell #LetEmKnow they aren’t winning the @NBA Title again this year?

Final. @Redfin | #LetEmKnow