Azriel

This is my first novel: Sunset Red. 10 word pitch: Coming of age. Post-apocalypse. Humans fighting dragons. Lies uncovered. amazon.com/Sunset-Red-Dra…

@thirstyangel_x I always smile at your posts.

be honest. did you smile at this or just scroll past?😏

CONFIRMED. Trump raped minors. And it's all on tape. Don't stop talking about the Epstein files.

@gemilouisexo Oh! I misunderstood. Congratulations on 63 days of sobriety!

@azrieljohnson I wish, iv been sober for 63 days 🤣

Happy St Patrick's day everyone, my first sober one in 18 years ☘️💚 #stpatricksday #sober #sobriety #soberliving

@Fel_Cher_ @historigins New Jim isn't the same as old Jim. Sadly we will probably never know the truth.

@historigins creepoid - look as his mug these days

This is exactly how I expected Jim Carrey to compliment

@ShmorgusBorgg @MisogPill her tits don't move. that's another sign. the way she's shaking, they should be too.

@MisogPill AI...watch her lips instead of her tits and you'll see her mouth doesn't match the words.

Never pull out

@Stemulite23 @MisogPill and no physics

@MisogPill AI slop video. Look at her mouth.

@MChookolingo108 @MisogPill Yeah, the mouth is off and there's no physics. The voice is spot on though.

@MisogPill This is pure AI, but I will admit it's pretty well done.

@tobykeith727 @MingNa Do not try to scam me Toby Keith 727!

@azrieljohnson @MingNa Thanks 😍😍

Awww, thanks for making this for me! I'm too lazy to do one.😂😂 ❤️

@aliiicakes_11 I'll do *you* one better... This is *where* lifting weights 4x a week and eating 3,000 calories a day does to a woman btw youtube.com/shorts/TNJt1Ss…

@lyssasphere One step into the future is darkness.

What do you have to do to see further in distance?

@MastapetzV @KaossExer @Rainmaker1973 This paltry/poultry offering includes the "fucked" line.

@KaossExer @Rainmaker1973 Listen to the full thing You won’t be disappointed (if I find it again and don’t forget I’ll link it)

Japanese yodeling will be stuck in your head for the rest of the day.

@Rainmaker1973 Post the whole video or nothing. Do better.

@itskiiarax 100%. the problem is, the one game that I actually play is single-player and hard to learn for a non-gamer so there's a steep learning curve. I do have a PS4, but I've literally never turned it on, so... my bad.

Do men actually like when their girl plays video games with them?

A love like this, or nothing.

@byMorganWright I got an "I hate you for doing (thing)" and a "how dare you?!" I was beaming for a week.

I love this😂

@BrandonMorehous Nadir, I think...

Can you guess today's #WordOfTheDay?

@mariana057 This is true if you're cremated before you die too... your ashes will just be cursed.

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

@rushicrypto The Shittiest Depression

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

@MAiahamffl @wine_018 Fuck. That's disappointing.

@azrieljohnson @wine_018 Flight attendants are not always helpful in these situations, their main goal is resolve the situation quickly & so they're likely to ask you if you could just please let the kid have the seat, seen it.

Boarding the plane, excited for that window seat you paid extra for 😌 You get to your row… and someone’s kid is already sitting there, crying their eyes out because “they want the window.” Sorry, not sorry. Move your child. I’m not giving up the seat I specifically bought just because tears are flowing. If the window was that important, you should’ve paid for it for your kid.