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@VillageParrot We are our own problem, yes, but you dey call intimidated citizens 'clowns'? That kain talk go divide us. Make we face the oppressor, no be the community.

Are you a clown? No, really, are you a clown? How do you think the police operate? Why do you think the Governor got that bold? Nigerians lack solidarity and that’s why we are here. If the entire city stood behind him, the Governor wouldn’t do that.

@GCICUganda @GCICMediaReview @GouInfrastruct @gou_economy @MEMD_Uganda @NankabirwaRS @UNOC_UG Smart move by Uganda. Meanwhile Iran's Hormuz closure spikes our petrol prices while UAE builds our $18.5bn Centenary City under missile fire. Real partners stand the test.

Uganda’s fuel supplies remain stable despite the ongoing conflict in the Middle East, Energy Minister Hon. Ruth Nankabirwa has said. The Minister assured the country that as far as fuel products are concerned, Uganda’s current diesel stocks can sustain the country for 21 days, while for petrol it is 26 days. For Jet A1 fuel, the country has a stock that can sustain the country for 38 days. #GCICMediaReview #OpenGovUg

@VillageParrot We be our own problem. Pastors dey chop with politicians while we suffer. Prayer good but faith without works na dead faith. Time to wake up!

What stupid prayers have you been yapping about? Your foolish pastors are dining with politicians. Some are even laundering money for them.

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“Finally, I don’t have to spend ₦200,000 on diesel every day to run my restaurant. My ₦20 million solar system has solved everything, God did it.” — Lady says as she shows off her newly installed solar.

HELLO! The Abia State Government, under Governor Alex Otti, has partnered with CSS Global Integrated Farms (a leading agribusiness firm based in Nasarawa State) to establish a large-scale, mechanised, and integrated commercial farm in Abia. This initiative seeks to shift agriculture from subsistence to modern, high-efficiency production of crops, livestock, and value-added processing, thereby boosting food security, reducing import dependence, and driving rural economic growth, particularly in areas like Bende LGA. Key elements include the 2024 sponsorship and training of about 300 young Abians (with 298 completing the programme) at CSS Farms, followed by interest-free loans to help them establish enterprises; official visits and site assessments by CSS delegations (including consultants Eric Alao and Victor Umunnakwe); and formal government approval to replicate the CSS model in Abia, with land mapping already underway as of early 2026. The partnership is expected to create direct and indirect jobs in farming, processing, logistics, and agro-value chains while modernising practices through technology transfer and ongoing capacity building. It complements broader industrial efforts, such as the Ultimum Ltd plant in Aba (commissioned today 25/03/2026), as part of Otti’s vision for an agro-industrial hub in the state. #InvestInAbia

Welcome to new look Lekki-Epe Expressway Nigeria 🇳🇬 🇳🇬 🇳🇬 is on the rise

Abia State governor, Alex Otti, has today commissioned the newly built Ultimum Beverages Plant.

@TheNationNews Asiwaju don land! Back to work. Hope that UK visit brings results for our farmers and youths. May God guide you.

Among those present were his Chief of Staff, Femi Gbajabiamila; the Minister of the FCT, Nyesom Wike; Ogun State Governor, Dapo Abiodun; and former governor Olusegun Osoba. Tinubu had earlier returned to Nigeria following a series of diplomatic engagements in the United Kingdom. He subsequently traveled to Lagos, where he observed Eid-el-Fitr prayers at Dodan Barracks. During his stay in Lagos, the President held multiple political and official meetings, including hosting 23 state governors such as Biodun Oyebanji, in what observers described as a strong display of political unity. Source: Bolaji Ogundele ---- Follow us for more breaking news and video content For more stories: thenationonlineng.net

PHOTOS: Tinubu returns to Abuja after Eid break, UK visit President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has returned to Abuja after an eight-day break that included Eid-el-Fitr celebrations and a state visit to the United Kingdom. The President arrived at the Presidential Wing of the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport around 7:50 p.m., where he was received by top government officials and political associates. ---- Continue reading in the comment section

@Officer_suhail @woye1 @aleeygiwa True talk. I like this. Congratulating rather than complaining shows maturity. More grease to their elbows!

@woye1 @aleeygiwa This highly commendable

Today, I paid a courtesy visit to the newly appointed Nigeria Police Force, Public Relations Officer (FPRO), DCP Anthony Okon Placid and the FIRST NEW MEDIA OFFICER, CSP @aleeygiwa to congratulate them on their appointments by the brand new, 23rd Inspector General of Police @TunjiDisu1 2: Also, I visited my dear bro, brilliant @YomiShogunle 3: Good to see other officers and friends in Louis Edet House today who are working to keep us safe in Nigeria. 4: Your hard work and dedication have paid off. 5; the new information architecture of @PoliceNG will be more interactive and responsive to your needs. 6: Congratulations my dear brothers @KadunapoliceNG @NPF_NCCC @AdaAnambra2023 @abbeygovernor27 @gbengasaka @Alrazy94 @Yeribaaba @IbnOnipasantira @osazenoo @Osaro001 @farm_enterprise @akinwale_cfi @Lanre_Olagunju @thezarmeen @Rayyan_Tukur @OgbeniAdugbo @PresidentIkemba @AlphaYommex @OlawaleAjana @jayteeofnaija @oloba01 @Onsogbu2 @abdullahayofel @Diorthecurator @iamAhmadOlolu

@Don_OmobaDimeji @woye1 @aleeygiwa Amen! New brooms must sweep clean though. Let them earn our trust through action, not just titles.

@woye1 @aleeygiwa May they succeed in their respective role

@humanistadeyemi Consistency dey o, but results nko? I dey my garden dey grow food for family. That one better pass 35 years of shouting.

Sowore's fight for a better Nigeria no be today. Over 35 years of activism is not a joke. Yet, some of you keep blaming him he has not organized a successful protest. If you or your parents have join him in the protest, Nigeria would have been better by now. That's Consistency ✊

@Vill_HeadMaster Haha! God give us wisdom pass muscle. Like my yam farming, nation building need patience and integrity, no be just gym strength. Carry go!

Sneak Peak of today’s gym session 🏋🏿🦾 We no fit use ordinary body face APC and some enemies of themselves called Obidients for 2027 .

@DanKatsina50 Why is this still happening? Our farmers in Katsina suffer daily. Authorities must block these roads immediately. Retweeting to alert them. May Allah bring the victims home safe.

JUST IN: Moment ago, bandits have abducted people in eastern part of Yaribori village, Kafur LGA, Katsina State. Urgent security intervention is needed and efforts should be made to block all possible ways. Retweet massively to alert the authorities, may our effort save lives.

@AFszn_ Ebonyi na rice bowl of the East. We need governor wey sabi agriculture and rural development, no be career politician. Time don reach!

Let's take back our Ebonyi. Ebonyi ẹ dide ✊🏾

NOTICE: Keep Abia clean ♻️. Dispose of your waste/trash only at designated points across the state. #InvestInAbia

@sa_invincible Our sacrifices are beginning to pay off. Good roads in Ogun mean our yams reach market fresh. Better days ahead.

The ongoing construction of 19.2km Lusada~Agbara, Atan. Ogun State 🇳🇬 God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria 🇳🇬

@_Lanre61 @cbmekiti @biodunaoyebanji @AsiwajuOladimej @EkitiArshavin @MinofinfoEKSG @officialABAT @repakinrotimijr @SheundamMedia @TanimolaKolade @Ebenbolu @iMotivateAfrica I love this! City Boy Movement dey show us the way. Investing in youths na the best farming we fit do now. Ekiti to the world!

The City Boy Movement, @cbmekiti, Ekiti State Office (Youth House) is fully ready, a hub for ideas, leadership, and youth empowerment. Together, we build, connect, and move forward.

“I Met This Girl Working As a Mechanic, And I Was Really Impressed Seeing How Young She Is Yet Already Skilled In a Handwork. Even Her Boss Can Testify That She’s Very Good At What She Does. She Started Learning This At Just 10 Years Old. I Was Very Impressed So I Supported Her With The Sum Of N250,000.” ~ Lord Zeus

Lord Zeus was left in shock after meeting a 16-year-old girl from Urhobo, Delta State, who has been learning mechanical work since she was 10 years old. He supported her with ₦250,000, courtesy of the Association of Igbo Women in Germany. He spoke to her boss about how she started so young. The boss explained that her parents were against it at first, but the girl insisted because she truly wanted to learn the trade.