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@sailaunderscore sports and athletic skills are only impressive when there’s a natural ceiling. a synthetic edge removed all integrity

It is incredibly obvious to me this company is going to make one trillion dollars.

@DailyLoud nope. Apple too particular with branding. They would never have the Apple logo facing the wrong direction when you open the box

The iPhone fold

@yeah_Tyler CC processing fee higher than reward value

Paying rent with credit card >>>>

@DrJackKruse Teeth only generate picocoulombs of charge. How is that enough to clear isotopes or flip the LES? If the charge were powerful enough that would be catastrophic.

FYI: chewing mastic gum liberates D+ and that fixes the GERD that allows H Pylori to grow. People have no idea what mastication and bruxism is really about. Since magnetic fields need motion to operate and the KIE (Kinetic Isotope Effect) is the "atomic brake," then mechanical vibration is the literal jump-start for the human motor. When you introduce high-frequency mechanical "shaking," you are providing the kinetic energy necessary to overcome the viscous drag of deuterium (+). You are physically "knocking" the heavy water out of the liquid-crystal matrix of the dentin and the pancreatic duct cells. 1. Mastication as a "Vibrational Ignition" Chewing isn't just about breaking down food; it is a piezoelectric pump. The Trigeminal Pulse: Every bite sends a mechanical wave through the phased array of 32 teeth. This vibrates the stratified dentin, which generates a voltage spike. This clears deuterium in teeth and in the brain to close the LES and kill H.Pylori. Restarting the Clock: This "ping" travels via the trigeminal nerve to the thalamus. It acts as a mechanical "reset" for the MITF-AMPAR loop, clearing the "optical fog" and signaling the pancreas to begin the 2L bicarb "flush" of the day to get rid of deuterium the H. Pylori uses to cause Barrett's change and cancer. 2. Whole-Body Vibration (WBV) as "Isotopic Centrifugation" If the gastrocolic reflex and gastric emptying are stalled (as seen with GLP-1 drugs), the gut becomes a stagnant deuterium pool. Breaking the Surface Tension: Mechanical shaking (vibration) lowers the surface tension of the "heavy" water. This allows the melanin traps in the enterochromaffin cells to catch and fractionate the + more efficiently. The "Shake to Clear" Effect: Just like shaking a clogged pipe helps the sludge move, WBV forces the deuterium-laden "exhaust" toward the exocrine system (the "drain"). It restores the motion required for the magnetic grounding of the system.

@tzatzizi @paykells Disgusting

Swastika tattoos disqualify you for military service btw…

@somaobscura a.co/d/09dbRJhy

Is there such thing as an electric toothbrush that has a plastic free head or do I need to go back to manual?

@skooookum Placebo

stopped using airpods stopped getting headaches

@nickfrancisholz Peace , quiet, privacy.

Having peace and quiet is worth more to me than the $50,000,000 apartment in NYC

@huhsuspended1 @GaintrustMikey @CoreyWriting @Noahpinion username checks out

@badagobalistica @GaintrustMikey @CoreyWriting @Noahpinion Yes so we shouldn't cut Israel loose

For what it's worth, I think America should cancel its alliance with Israel, which is obviously a bad and unhelpful ally. But unlike leftists and rightists, I don't actually think canceling it will fix any of our fundamental problems, or help people in Gaza.

@huhsuspended1 @GaintrustMikey @CoreyWriting @Noahpinion The premise is “We maintain alliances with far less helpful countries.”

@badagobalistica @GaintrustMikey @CoreyWriting @Noahpinion A question that grants a premise

@huhsuspended1 @GaintrustMikey @CoreyWriting @Noahpinion They didnt state anything, they were asking a question brah…

@GaintrustMikey @CoreyWriting @Noahpinion You said that outside of Europe there aren't many US allies that are not better than Israel, which implies that within Europe there are many allies worse than Israel. Considering that Europe has more people than the US that is a big concession that Israel itself is a great ally

@braingrub_ The butthole flag

The Pulsar Flag, my proposal for the flag of Earth

Will Ye fail the shit test?

@ThorTorrens or time

@ThorTorrens steps or distance

Was able to set a new PR on my body weight farmers walk today. Only thing I did differently was have a mouth guard in. Interesting.

@yzycrave banning someone from entering uses less resources then dealing with them when they’re there

Why is the UK putting their resources into banning artists from performing instead of actual problems like having one of the highest rape and crime rates in the EU?

@Interstella4L Projecting

I think it's time we start having serious conversations on how most men have become obsolete in today's mating market and have little to no chance in finding a partner in their lifetime..

@kelipinaaa ew

cause wtf

@FearedBuck Say goodbye to your festival, Melvin

Wireless Festival will KEEP Ye as its headliner and asks people to show forgiveness amid boycotts from sponsors Melvin Benn, the Managing Director of Festival Republic, speaks: “I am a deeply committed anti-fascist and have been all my adult life. I lived on a kibbutz for many months in the 1970’s that was attacked on October 7th, am pro Jew and the Jewish state, while being equally committed to a Palestinian state.  Having had a person in my life for the last 15 years who suffers from mental illness, I have witnessed many episodes of despicable behaviour that I have had to forgive and move on from. If I wasn’t before, I have become a person of forgiveness and hope in all aspects of my life, including work. “What Ye has said in the past about Jews and Hitler is as abhorrent to me as it is to the Jewish community, the Prime Minister and others that have commented and taking him at his word to Ye now also.  “Ye’s music is played on commercial radio stations in this country. It is available via live streams and downloads in this country without comment or vitriol from anyone and he has a legal right to come into the country and to perform in this country. He is intended to come in and perform. We are not giving him a platform to extol opinion of whatever nature, only to perform the songs that are currently played on the radio stations in our country and the streaming platforms in our country and listened to and enjoyed by millions.  “Forgiveness and giving people a second chance are becoming a lost virtue in this ever-increasing divisive world and I would ask people to reflect on their instant comments of disgust at the likelihood of him performing (as was mine) and offer some forgiveness and hope to him as I have decided to do”

@puddles42069 You will both be fired

update: officially dating my coworker now