captain save-a-bitch

When you flake on me you flake on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

puto frío me va matar

We better see Bad Bunny twerk at the Super Bowl Halftime

OMG WHY BEYONCÉ LOOK LIKE DOUG DIMMADOME LMAO I LOVE HER

Me on new years cus THIS YEAR BEEN HELL 😭🌚

did i just see mike tysons ass cheeks

this the most ratchet livestream ever, get it together @netflix

wassup bitches its bad berla

Strep throat is a yapper’s equivalent to tearing an ACL

respectfully, keep that hot ass breath outta my face

7:15am: Snow!!

i ain’t got time for you fake ass hoes

same LOL

do people take their cats on walks

@shananigans022 Our hearts go out to the victims of this terrible shooting. We’ve capped pricing citywide - please DM us your email and phone number so we can work on a refund for unintended charges during this emergency.

GO DAWGS !!

ALL I WANNA DO IS FUCKING EAT!!!!!!!!

GO FUCKIN DAWGSSSSA!!!!!!!!

a drunk man said i look like a kardashian

@SupermanDK WOOF WOOF WOOF

Calling the dawgs has to be one of the coolest chants in all of sports unless you’re not a GA fan then it’s the most fucking annoying thing ever.