Kyle “Pitcher” Sorlothson

whoever is singing brockhampton on karaoke tonight… ur tuff

@tanner8callahan @urgoodyo67 @KevinThaKid Hell yeah

carbombs with the fellas @urgoodyo67 @KevinThaKid @ballknower445

@TheLoyalSons too many happy hours

What the hell happened to Mason the last 3 weeks?

@elliotmellinger @tanner8callahan Chikn wipes both. Dont know if chikn has toast however

@tanner8callahan Agree. Laynes is greasier though and has smaller tenders. I like the taste of both but they’re both gross and vastly overrated

Canes really isn’t that good

@tanner8callahan Next time igu

@ballknower445 wish it was feet <3

A Diet Dr Pepper (DDP) a day keeps the doctor away #handreveal

@ethelhemsworth One could dream

never gonna forget the assignment my roommate had last year. wish i could enroll in a course like this

better late than never but here’s my 2025 Spotify Wrapped

Per Sources: Mason Heinstschel will be staying at Pitt next year, first reported at Mario’s Oakland Saloon Happy Hour.

@elliotmellinger Whenever you’d like, Dick!

@ballknower445 When can I meet the previous fella

fucked around and my house got a cat. everyone say hi #collegecat

@elliotmellinger Splendid night, Dick! No one I would rather spend my Thursday night with.

Tap in @ballknower445

McGraw Hill w the subtle @tanner8callahan reference

@elliotmellinger Great performance, Dick.

@ethelhemsworth @tanner8callahan @urgoodyo67 @elliotmellinger Truly an honor

@urgoodyo67 This tuff bro

my friends are so awesome i wish i knew what they looked like

@ethelhemsworth Ray jones

Fineeee I’ll be at Rio’s happy hour

@tanner8callahan which one tanner?

just ended things with the wife!! #ladieshmu