Wee-Bey Brice

What are we talking about… practice? We talking about practice man

My dad asked why I’m such a Rory hater, now he has a deep understanding of the troubles.

I couldn’t get Masters tickets but half of ATL did… make it make sense

Ozempic is shredding bones: Per DripKing. Some really terrifying stuff

First of many, the line is set at 24.5 (only Guinness for the weekend

@YeOldeGamingDad @ManagerTactical One of the few instances I think this is valid

@ManagerTactical I’m born and raised in the USA. Im also Italian. If I had a choice, I’d represent Italy over the USA 10/10 times. Why tf would I want to represent a country that cares so little for its own people? Screw that.

Any dual nat that rejects the USMNT 🇺🇸 immediately enters my hate watch list, regardless of their reasoning. The hate watch list continues to grow, L Tri 🇲🇽, Gregg Berhalter and Brad Pitt still lead the way but a few dual nats are entering the top 10.

Nothing like blacking out at your coworkers house and waking up to chill with his kids while fighting a brutal hangover

I deadass thought I was gonna break the curse on a first date with a Muslim girl during Ramadan

@CollegeFBonX Tyler Boyd or Devin Street

Who is the first player you think of when you think of Pitt football?

@BarstoolWormald if the curse is broken, will u move to PHL?

Saigon. Shit. I'm only in Saigon. Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle... When I was here, I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now, waiting for a mission, getting softer.

@BarstoolWormald Reup on the debloat tik tok shop powder and bones mash max. WeeBey will tell every woman in Chicago about your baseball card collection

@barstoolari This statement proves that your rival high school didn’t reside in any agricultural capital of the world

Every taco place is just carbon copies of each other with the same protein, onions, and cilantro on every taco

@barstoolari Thought process was that the final iteration was done the best and there were iconic stops. Columbia was a fever dream, and the pub with booger during the first iteration was a crazy night

@barstoolweebey I’d have Athens in there personally but good list

The book is open

@barstoolari True the island was a fever dream

Who is the most influential athlete out of UMass Lowell? I got hoopify in 7

@barstoolari 1. The final iteration of #thedrive 2. Columbia 3. The first iteration of #thedrive

@barstoolweebey Can we get odds on this going down as the best weebey / ari trip? And what trip is currently #1

@BarstoolWormald At this point I’d be in

I could also sacrifice @barstoolweebey

The only way I can break the curse is with true loves kiss and I will know because true love won’t give me mono and make the curse even worse

Tried to make this undoxable, if you have any questions dm me

If all things stay the same, there will be two curses to break in #chiraq