Ben Mummery
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Ben Mummery
@ben_mummery
Durham, U.K. Views are my own (but they’re all correct!) Returned to the Twittersphere after a 2 year ban.
เข้าร่วม Eylül 2022
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@ben_mummery @joncstone Melodramatic much??
How many times have you been stabbed on these stabby, nutter filled trains?
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@Edu23u @joncstone I get my views from sitting on the fucking thing and it stinking, and people being nutters.
Hope that helps.
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@ben_mummery @joncstone Everytime someone says stuff like this about public transport is because they rarely actually use public transport and get their views from twitter videos of propaganda accounts
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@kirwin5700 @LIVGolfNation He’s second.
Don’t talk to me like I’m some sort of Rory fan boy, I’ve got Rose or Young to win!
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LIV golfer Patrick Reed finished 3rd last year and received little to no coverage at The Masters.
DPWT golfer Patrick Reed is tied for 3rd right now and receiving full shot for shot coverage.
Almost like there’s an extreme media bias against LIV golfers.
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Britain is building a culture where people think they can do what they like and nothing will happen.
All too often, they’re right.
Crime, disorder and welfare dependency all point to the same problem: a country where rules exist, but no consequences follow. We must change this.
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31 games into the season.
Have 43 points.
3 points off Europe.
Took 4 points off them while playing our C team both games.
Had Leeds' current point total on Gameweek 23.
Why are Leeds fans like this? #SAFC
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@MOTweets1919 Sunderland are dreadful. Ridden their luck all season including both games against us. They are probably the worst team in the Prem. I expect nothing from them. Villa are returning to form tho and have something to play for...
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Can someone please tell me the difference between Trump and Putin? I don’t get it
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@JoelMBeall @KylePorterNS More and more @PGATOUR events need to start banning phones.
Also heaps of Americans not shouting stupid shit like MASH POTATO after tee shots is glorious.
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There's something beautiful about fans celebrating this with their own eyes rather than trying to capture a video on the phone
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Some of the relief Scotty Scheffler gets is genuinely mind blowing.
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Faldo sounds like he’s had a sherry or two on comms with Butch 🥴🤣
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@theawayfans Arsenal fans HA.
Fuck they going to do, put out a nasty TikTok about them??
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Arsenal fans were fuming with Bournemouth’s analyst staff, after their goal today, because they celebrated in the press box.
They were told to stay in their seats after the game until everyone had left for their own safety… 😬🫣
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@4golfonline @ryanmouquegolf @JustinRose99 Wait, hang on -
My glove goes in my right arse pocket and my marker is also in that pocket.
Is that a shot penalty each time?
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@ryanmouquegolf @JustinRose99 And he marks the ball with his right hand. His right hand.
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I have just noticed @JustinRose99 has his ball marker in his left pocket. Left pocket, that’s just craziness.
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@BullMarketBro @Daniel_Rapaport Have you ever hit a Persimmon 3 wood?
Felt the buttery connection and heard the lovely THWAK off the face if you catch it out of the screws?
Go and stroke a few with a persimmon wood wood and come back.
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@ben_mummery @Daniel_Rapaport Yeah let’s all drive Model T cars as well. Let these players cook, the game is supposed to be fun!
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Brooks Koepka said his driver setting somehow changed from A1 to B1. No idea how that is possible. Probably the most baffling equipment story since Matt Fitzpatrick forgot he added weight to his driver for a full year.
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Just found the worst internet take on golf this week
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@Daniel_Rapaport The faster we make them all go back to persimmon the better.
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@TheGolfDivoTee I’ve said it 100 times -
Staff bags are the ugliest things in the game.
This one takes the fucking cake like.
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Imagine lugging this around Augusta National for four days -
Makes me feel tired just looking at it!
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What’s Patrick Reed gotta do for some fucking tv coverage?
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