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Never forget Yovani Gallardo got absolutely smashed at Leff's, got a DUI for blowing a .22, and then the Brewers had him start the next day against the Giants where he got a 7-2 win. Only in Wisconsin does that shit happen.

You gotta be shitting me. Dave Chappelle was on Home Improvement?

@LukeQuincy Had to put a handle on a drawer dead dick center of it of course. Brain fried a little bit but shoutout YouTube for getting me there.

@benniuskellius Please share the math so we can support you!

I had to install a handle on a drawer and I have lost all knowledge of fraction math.

@mattschneidman How about only making the playoffs as a 7 seed and two HISTORICAL choke jobs against your main rival within a month.

Ed Policy said he was “a little bit shocked” at questions about potentially firing Matt LaFleur. In Phoenix, the Packers president explains why he extended LaFleur and talks fan displeasure with that decision, LaFleur’s NFLPA report card grade and more: nytimes.com/athletic/71606…

If the opposite happened and Jon Scheyer pulled a Dan Hurley and head butted a ref with no technical called, the internet would burn down.

@gibson_y @PardonMyTake The players weren’t even surrounding him yet what are you talking about? You just hold that bitch and get fouled or you throw that bitch 20 feet in the air

@benniuskellius @PardonMyTake He’s full-blown trapped and you as a coach gotta know they’re gonna fuck that up. Just riding Schuyer’s meat.

What happens if you have a timeout?

@PardonMyTake I think I’d need at least 6 figures to listen to mass cat on PMT today

@gibson_y @PardonMyTake Brother there’s 5 seconds either you hold it and take the foul or just throw the ball high. Key word is high. 18 year old just made the wrong move. Even if Scheyer calls a timeout, high potential player makes a wrong move on the next inbound.

@benniuskellius @PardonMyTake They had a timeout, get off bros meat

@barstoolsports @mostlysports @DrinkBODYARMOR If the stakes don’t matter I can probably find 20 other shots with more degree of difficulty. Kentucky half courter from round 1 already there.

Duke’s downfall was a masterpiece, but will the shot go down as the best ever? @mostlysports @DrinkBODYARMOR

@SteveUnderIce @TrevG182 @martymush Yep. Sorry your parents forgot about you.

@benniuskellius @TrevG182 @martymush Does jj redick love you back?

Lmaoo we're such a miss match for UConn it's crazy almost feel bad for them

@CodyJamesRice Maybe soon we change the narrative and start destroying those fans. Probably not

@benniuskellius Yeah I mean think it’s a 90’s thing. Would be like being a Thunder, Dodgers, Chiefs, UConn Fan in 2020s. Some people just like winning!

I think people using the “oh well did you go to school there?” is the dumbest argument you can make. We’re in love with the sports team not the education. My dumbass can’t get into Duke but I was 10 and fell in love with JJ Redick. Sue me!

@CodyJamesRice JJ stands for Jerry Jones. It’s funny all of those teams hated for winning so much haven’t really won many titles.

@benniuskellius Makes sense why there’s so many Duke / Lakers fans. It’s all JJ Redick. Still trying to find way they all like the Yankees and Cowboys too

@TrevG182 @martymush Not gonna pay attention to someone without one original post on twitter.

@benniuskellius @martymush Lmao cool story

@now_trek You might have the wildest twitter page I've seen. Had to search deep to figure out you're even a UNC fan. Weirdo.

@benniuskellius Love it.

Within a year I’ve seen: Duke Houston Final Four choke job Packers historical choke jobs to the Bears TWICE Duke UNC choke job Now Duke blowing a 19 point lead to UConn IM FUCKING DONE MAN

@SteveUnderIce @TrevG182 @martymush You have an original tweet once a year shut up pussy

@benniuskellius @TrevG182 @martymush This is so fucking gay

@PG275275 Somethings are bigger than sports

@benniuskellius Time to focus on your plethora of home projects

All of the Duke's losses in the past 12 months were major leads all blown by just trying to take the air out of the ball. Houston (up 7 with 2 minutes to go), Texas Tech (up 17 in 2nd), UNC (up 13 in 2nd), and now UConn. Idk how to fix this but it needs to stop.

@LukeQuincy Suck my ass

Please respect my friend Benjamin in these times of madness