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@bensaunders__

31. professional satirist. https://t.co/GmyurYAfDh

past, the เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2015
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@yavinfourbarber he's a straight fascist as a direct result of his slave upbringing (he can only conceptualise things as a dichotomy between slaves/apprentices and masters)
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RandoRunner@RunnerRand76·
@notforredlights That’s not true at all. He’s famous for always asking for “faster, more intense.” To the point people out “faster, more intense” on shirts.
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@halsey nah his review of that one Godsmack album is better and more memorable than any Halsey song I ever heard tbf
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bensaunders🎅🎄@bensaunders__·
spyro situation is some of the most maidenless behaviour i've seen in a while. just play your little children's games or don't man
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bensaunders🎅🎄@bensaunders__·
@ehyeahwhatever TVTropes is fun because they repeat themselves every fifth entry and it's like yeah I know you mentioned that
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Portuguese Village Elder@ehyeahwhatever·
i am a tv tropes editor and i think nobody knew scientology was bad before south park
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Actual Names
Actual Names@ActualNames1·
Elizabeth Biggerdyke England and Wales, Census, 1891
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Goonmorning everypony
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NSG650@nsg650·
Installing steam on macOS is like giving a bald person a comb
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bensaunders🎅🎄@bensaunders__·
@alcdec This is how I cope too. Sure I don't read a lot of tweets but I read a LOT of text online which is just as good right
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char ᢉ𐭩@alcdec·
doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading
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Pukicho@pukicho·
Sometimes I sneeze so hard it puts me in a weakened state for a minute or two. So if you ever planned on killing me, I’d suggest doing so within that narrow window of time.
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Mhiel@301pushups·
Open fart surgery
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beetle moses@beetlemoses·
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ゆめお@oreto_showtime·
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Kira 🇧🇩@Magacocks·
-A dick to everyone because shes projecting -Denies any help -Kills herself Congrats gooseworx you wrote the worst trans rep ever
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