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@NM5WRLD as an after school activity.

My daughter doesn’t believe me. When you were in high school, did they offer Driver’s Ed as a class?

@ceraliza so you'd be checking in to a room were the previous renter is still hanging out. sounds like fun.

Hotel check-in should be at 11AM, and checkout should be at 3PM

@iluminatibot DeSantis needs to take an IQ test.

Ron DeSantis on property taxes: "If I go to Best Buy and buy a TV, I pay a sales tax but I don’t keep paying taxes on it year after year!"

@chutneylife cost of lumber due to trump's tariffs on Canadian lumber is increasing the cost of rebuilding.

My homeowners insurance keeps going up double digits every year despite having no claims. Sounds like a scam to me.

@hwinkler4real MAGA folks are desperate for something to claim Republicans solved.

Never happened at one of the 4 schools I attended . DID it happen at yours ?? For real ?

@MbarkCherguia vice grips.

Settling a debate. What are these called?

@joni_askola he'll want one for stopping his attack on Iran.

I really wonder if Trump will ever have the nerve to mention the Nobel Peace Prize again

@Peg33 the first thing he's said where he didn't lie.

@sweet_nector1 vacuum cleaner. my mother had this exact model to clean our house.

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@brockpierson yes. several times.

Have you personally ever defragmented a hard drive?

@atrupar food prices will be going up (again) because the trucks that deliver food to grocery stores use diesel fuel which outpacing the rise in gasoline.

Brooke Rollins: "On food prices, this is a temporary conflict. The president has said that. There shouldn't be really a food price increase, at least for the long term. Over the last year we've brought almost all food prices down, with a couple of outliers."

If trump thought he was going to get Iran to back down based on his threats, he has very poor advisors.

@ThrillaRilla369 how about recycle the box your phone came in.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don't need it. You will never need it.. 😸

@Quadcarl trump is just a lot of hot air.

We’re not gonna get 10% interest on our credit cards are we?

@Marcela252016 it has to do with the order of the addition and multiplication done by the phone's app.

Alguien que me explique;

@LeftyWinter MAGA followers are brianwashed and would never stand for Republicans impeaching trump

How long before we are in such a bad economic decline that Republicans impeach Trump?

@FurkanGozukara the poll with 100% was of MAGA diehards only. trump thinks it's all voters 🤣

Trump literally just claimed on live TV that CNN released a poll showing his approval rating is at 100%. He says they've never seen a poll like that before. The absolute delusion is staggering.

@adahstwt if you have email installed, ask a friend to send you the installation file for a browser.

you won’t believe this 😭 so I bought a new laptop today did the whole setup uninstalled Microsoft Edge now I have… no browser how do you install a browser without a browser....am I cooked? 😭

Trump's comments on the death of Robert Mueller shows just how much of a low life that Trump is.

@MbarkCherguia I'd assume to keep down coal dust.

Do you know why water is sprayed on coal during transportation? 🤔