Simon Birch

@Yorkshire_Tales Was there in row z. Game erased from memory. Never watched any highlights and I won't watch this. It never happened.

30 years ago today, Leeds last Wembley final, the league cup against Villa. Our highlights of the day here…1/2 #LUFC #90sLeeds #MOT

@BrixhamWhite @GrahamSmyth Priority Members get theirs first!!

@GrahamSmyth Where’s mine Graham??? I fucking want one for putting up with this all my life.

Leeds United legend Mick Jones being presented with a lifetime achievement award and heritage cap on the pitch at Elland Road. #lufc

@detector_trader Some kind of estimate of when the service would be back would be helpful but as you say, if it's been out all night then it must be pretty serious.

Always the way when markets are crap or booming the brokers websites crash HL been down apparently all night and they still cannot fix it, not that I'm wanting to trade but if there was news out on my shares I would have been screwed

@BrixhamWhite @Matt_Pinner Stella man...you can sing that!!

@bircheeee @Matt_Pinner 🤣

ONE thing

@BrixhamWhite @Matt_Pinner 9 pints in an hour in the Nags Head...you'll never sing that!

@Matt_Pinner How to drink like a fucking champion.

My first ever Leeds game. Was still in London for the second replay.

@BrixhamWhite No not allowed yet!

@bircheeee Did you vote to Roomainia?

Can anyone explain how someone can only have a UK based gluten intolerance? Literally can’t stomach the stuff at home but can consume all the bread and beer I want in Europe and be fine.

@BrixhamWhite Pub shut? 🤷‍♂️

Let’s. Fucking. Go!

@BrixhamWhite Luckily for you Mason Mount not playing.

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see 2 people holding hands, you're right-brained. What do you see?

@BrixhamWhite @_Joelufc The irony of Liverpool fans claiming they are being victimised by Leeds fans singing “always the victim” 🤷‍♂️😅

In response to Jimmy Savile he’s one of your own. Give context or shut up mate

@topcarpentero No but I worked here 😀

John Charles sports, anybody shop here? amzn.eu/d/izlwF3M

@iamTomOrange Indeed!! Great start to the weekend...not!!

#RCFX Just bummed it's shareholders with no lube Cunts

@BrixhamWhite @SkySportsPL Pause Sky and sync it with LUTV commentary.

@SkySportsPL How many signatures do we need on a petition so we never have to listen to Don Goodman or Andy Hinchcliffe commentate ever again?

@BrixhamWhite @Michael17314770 No chance! I'm going

@Michael17314770 Probably a win mate, that’d help. 🤣

F#ck knows what's needed for the West ham game...

@BrixhamWhite @ForFarkesSakeV2 nothing, everything else is fine.

@bircheeee @ForFarkesSakeV2 I mean, apart from those obvious points, what’s going wrong?

As predicted, Harrison and Aaronson are as effective as a chocolate fireguard. 1 shot on target and it was a scuffed effort by the latter. That's not good enough against a direct rival.

@BrixhamWhite @ForFarkesSakeV2 The normal clusterfuck of a transfer window saw Leeds only improve (arguably) the left back position. Very badly lacking in creative and attacking positions. Hello Champo my old friend.

@ForFarkesSakeV2 We’re shot and we still look better than them. Our attack is woeful.

Well done @RobertJenrick for the manner in which you dealt with those ridiculous questions from the interviewer on Sky this morning.

@BrixhamWhite Yeah. ESU

@bircheeee Were we there?