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@johncrossmirror Complete nonsense. You’re either intentionally blinkered for clicks or more likely muzzled by the 115 mafia. The difference is nothing to do with “planning” and you know it.

Why Arsenal's recruitment last summer should be under microscope... the spending was huge, the results have been mixed. City's deals in Jan - Guehi and Semenyo - were game changers and good value. Andrea Berta's first summer very hit and miss football.london/arsenal-fc/new…

@HughWoozencroft Clowns same plonkers boo’ing Maguire 2 years ago then singing his song all through the tournament. Hope White gets in World Cup Squad and has a blinder 🙏🏻

BOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

@MartinSLewis 🤣

Many people asking me did I see what Alan Carr said about me on Last One Laughing. I have indeed, I love the show. And I did indeed tell him that, its what made me the man I am today!

@FunnyGooner Leicester goal. Old Trafford goal. Proper ledge get him on the plane Tuchel

You know some players who played for your club, even though it didn’t work out but they hold a special place in your heart. Danny Welbeck is one of those players for me.

Kane and Welbz up top. It’s Coming Home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Everton 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻

@MiguelDelaney 👏🏻👏🏻

Tuchel wants to give some players "a break mentally and physically" so only using them in one game.

Max Fucking DOWMAN!!!!

@InvertTheWing @REDactionAFC 🤣🤣 you and this tweet epitomise absolutely everything that “the entirety of England” despises about your club 🤡

Wow, the entirety of England must be gutted with that goal. Wasted their Thursday evening to hate watch Tottenham. Only to see them go 1-0 up.

If Arsenal win the quadruple, Tottenham get relegated, and England win the World Cup, all in the same summer, then I think I’m giving up my season ticket, retiring from football, and taking up knitting or something. Nothing would ever top it, it would only be downhill from there

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@richardajkeys #nonciestmaninTV

I grew this overnight. To beard or not to beard? That is the question. What do we think? #hairiestmaninTV

Man who filmed himself in his own house hoping he was going to celebrate a last minute winner for his team, criticises the other team for celebrating the fact they actually went and scored it at the other end. Make it make sense……

In 2011, a quiet walk in London’s Richmond Park turned into internet history when a black Labrador named Fenton spotted a massive herd of red deer. The dog took off, chasing the animals across a road and causing a stampede that stopped traffic. His owner was filmed running helplessly far behind him. Interestingly, the dog had previously been given up by the charity Guide Dogs for the Blind because he was deemed "unsuitable" for service.

@MailSport Classic noncey Keysy that @richardajkeys

Shamed former Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys, 68, 'to move back to the UK and live full-time with 37-year-old friend of his daughter' for first time since they married, after losing TV job in Qatar trib.al/FaeyjMB

@beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys Hi Richard, how about “The hairy armed daughters friend raping nonce”?

🗣️ "After watching the Match For Hope, I think I need a nickname..." @richardajkeys and Andy Gray debate potential new nicknames for one another. #beINPL #PL

@AFCAMDEN Agree . Nicking points when performances not there. City/Liverpool did same last 3 years at points in the season. Rest few of them for Cup games coming up. Much rather see this now and a save/pray for the sexy stuff for the run in 💪🏻🙏🏻 Top of PL Top of CL Let’s go!

I said this after the Bournemouth game and was accused of being negative. Performances just haven’t been there for a while, but we’ve been getting results. Hoping we can loosen up in the next two cup games and get some rhythm back into our forward play. Lacking fluency.

@OllieHolt22 Completely agree but this new Arsenal appreciating Ollie Holt makes me feel a bit unsettled!

Important point for Arsenal. Even against ten men, they might have caved in seasons before against that kind of mental and physical onslaught but this Arsenal is better than that, more resilient than that.

Unbeaten in 17 games. Worst performance of the season lands us a point at the Bridge. Thats Anfield OT Bridge & St James Park done. Beat Spurs and Bayern and drew to Chelsea yet disappointed with context. Both first choice CBs out and yet we remain league leaders. We move.

@HandofArsenal Nail on the head 👏🏻 keep calm carry on