Silence Dogood

@jlippincott_ Which liberal city are you in, and ill explain why that pothole isnt fixed.

Fixing this pothole is more important than bombing Iran.

@jlippincott_ My guess is that pot hole was ignored long before the bombs fell my man. Why do you post dumb shit

@CincinnatiZoo Lets GO RICO

Rico the porcupine celebrating his 10th birthday by doing his favorite activity - snacking! Please help us wish Rico a Happy Birthday! 🎉

@DearS_o_n NO MATTER WHAT, under NO circumstances can you give up. It sucks. It blows. It feels helpless. IT WILL GET BETTER

To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?

@mouthy_mom_ PREACH

I don’t give a fuck about the stupid fucking moon. All the stupid ass shit we got going on down here and you want me to clap about how we’re blowing a couple billion dollars on a glorified field trip to a stupid fucking rock in outer space? Fuck the moon.

@FitnessDadx Does this have to be right when you wake uo or can you do it pre work out? Also how long on each move?

I've been doing this 7 minutes daily detox flow every morning for the last month... and wow!

@TiffanyFongEtc Just spent 17,000 on a couch Too much

how much would you spend on a couch ??? i'm couch shopping and didn't realizes couches were so fucking expensive

@MattLeinartQB Simone bikes over Kobe. Hahahahahah

No Tom Brady? lol

@FastbreakHoops5 This is an April fools joke

Top 10 American Athletes of All Time 🇺🇸

@RandomNumbers41 @TOHEEBADEWALE14 @CollinRugg There are cheaper ways to inspire future scientists. Fucking fake the damn thing like they did the first time.

@boatwave14 @TOHEEBADEWALE14 @CollinRugg Inspiration to future generations of scientists

NEW: NASA's Artemis II has successfully blasted off, launching toward the Moon for the first lunar voyage in 53 years. Here is what to expect next: - Mission is 10 total days. - The crew will get 5000 miles from the Moon's surface. - The crew will sleep in two four-hour periods. - On Day 2, Orion engines will accelerate the spacecraft to escape velocity and send them toward the Moon. - On Days 3-5, the crew will fine-tune the approach to the Moon. - Day 6 is when the crew flies by the Moon. They will be about 250,000 miles from the Earth. - Days 6-7, the crew will fine-tune their approach back to Earth. - On Day 10, the crew will put on their proper suits and get ready for reentry. - They will reenter Earth's atmosphere at 25,000 miles per hour. - Two parachutes will slow the capsule to 17 miles per hour. - They will splash down off the coast of San Diego, California. Video: @GuyFieri

@TMZ What a dumb post

👀 EXCLUSIVE: Congressman timekeeper seen at son's basketball game amid the shutdown. tmz.me/TRzzIkL

@TOHEEBADEWALE14 @CollinRugg Yeah but why? What the fucks the point of this?

@CollinRugg Sleeping in two four-hour shifts, flying 250,000 miles from Earth… people don’t realize how physically and mentally intense this mission is.

@Jbuck_07 @josephgnewberry @itsAntWright a) dont be so hard on yourself. Im sure you are plenty smart. b) it makes perfectly good sense. Sports are a religion, IMO, you kind of do what your parents do until you are old enough to continue, or choose another.

@boatwave14 @josephgnewberry @itsAntWright I love Notre Dame. I go to a few games a year, my dad and I donate a couple bucks because we can….Not even close to smart enough to get into school there.

Can you guess where each Final Four starter is currently enrolled It’s a tough one

@Amelia558rs to be clear. I also think its okay for a 30 year old woman to date an 18-23 year old boy, so long as its legal and consensual

@Amelia558rs nah, its fine. legal, and fine

@Jbuck_07 @josephgnewberry @itsAntWright It is such a stupid take. YOU CAN ONLY ROOT FOR A SCHOOL IF YOU WENT THERE. haha, its so dumb

@josephgnewberry @itsAntWright What a stupid thing to say. Do you watch the NFL? MLB? NHL? Did you ever play for your favorite team?

@eaadams6 bc womens basketball is horrific and the production would cost more than the revenue generated

It’s kinda crazy that in the year 2026, the McDonald’s All-American game is setting up massive stage lights for the entrances to the boys game but couldn’t do the same for the girls?

@bankertobuilder Why would you do this. Awful

This old home needed a refresh We got rid of the gross overgrowth, updated the colors to something modern, and gave the place a timeless feel So proud of my team

@brihindthescene He deserves a pass here. Take it eassssyyyy

@EmilySm43 Run and scream

As the man of the house, what’s your next move?