Chris

Pretty sure @TheLanceTaylor called this

Giddy up

Can Kyle Larson really be considered the greatest if he gets beat by a kid in the same exact equipment?#nascar

Nate Oats on his contract: "When my salary goes up a half million dollars every year -- you know how long it took me to make a half million dollars at Romulus? I got paid 4,700 a year to coach basketball for 11 years."

DW gives a Boogity Boogity Boogity and the Darlington race is underway.

Love seeing DW in the Booth @NASCARONFOX #boogityboogityboogity

@WindyCityWxMan Just had my flight cancelled

Flying to/thru #Chicago #OHare airport today or Monday? Ground delay in place already and don’t expect much improvement until late Monday evening Current delays TO OHare approaching 6 hours, departure delays FROM over an hour and that will increase as aircraft supply evaporates with lack of arrivals As weather worsens a ground stop will be likely thru the afternoon and evening and then Monday morning when wind whipped #snow is falling additional delays and stops will be likely Our weather system here today will severely impact almost the entire east coast Monday. Anyone traveling for #SpringBreak will face considerable delays and/or cancellations through Tuesday

Bill Maher: “We bombed Iran, and it’s going on now. If you expected me to say I hate it, I don’t. Sorry.” “You cannot name one horrible thing that has happened in the Middle East in the last 50 years and not connect it to this fascist theocracy.”

@BottleGuy17 @NASCAR @TylerReddick @NASCARatCOTA @23XIRacing They are

@NASCAR @TylerReddick @NASCARatCOTA @23XIRacing This is how you lose fans. Hope the fans Michael Jordan brings in are more important than your longstanding loyal fans @NASCAR 👎🏻

A start for the ages! @TylerReddick becomes the first driver in history to win the first three races of a season with this @NASCARatCOTA triumph!

Labaron Philon Jr. stepback for the lead!

@NBCOlympics Our wives mop better than Canadian wives 💪🏼 🧽

CURLING HISTORY FOR THE USA! 💪 For the first time EVER, the US women beat Canada at the #WinterOlympics after a thrilling finish.

Just started my Halftime show

Found in the wild today @AaronSuttles @yea_ala

@libsoftiktok He came up a little short with this

Peter Dinklage says a poem in honor of Renee Good, the woman who tried to run over federal agents

Wrigley in Winter. Last night over the Chicago River. Subzero temps are out of the picture, sort of speak, but lake effect snow could be challenge today along the Lake Michigan. #weather #news #ilwx #chicago

@Ghosts_Of_Texas @DefiantLs Not inside the beltway

@DefiantLs You know how much house you could buy for $3450/month in Houston???

Would you pay for this?

Braves Catalog Commercial (1993) “Your official source for Braves merchandise is the Braves Catalog!” - Don Sutton

@MarkRHall Too large of a shadow

Rank them anyway you want, but the one thing that stands out to me is that none of them came back to Alabama. Maybe timing or availability?🤷🏼‍♂️

@SFoley1970 @3YearLetterman You turn door knobs with ease.

@3YearLetterman You may want to re-read HIPAA laws moron.

I just put an ICE agent in his place in a very serious way I was pulling my Ford Taurus into a parking spot at Hardee’s when I accidentally scraped the side of a black SUV, leaving a sizable scratch and dent. The SUV looked like shit and had an Auburn sticker on it, so I didn’t think it was a big deal As I was ordering my coffee, an ICE agent approached me and said he saw me hit his vehicle. I of course denied it and told him it was a violation of the 5th Amendment and HIPPA for him to ask me. He then asked for my ID and proof of insurance. At that point, this stormtrooper had crossed the line. “I certainly will not provide any proof of citizenship, Sergeant Brownshirt,” I said. “I haven’t had a drivers license in five years, so the Constitution is the only proof anything you’re going to get.” I took my coffee, calmly strode out of the restaurant without paying, got in my Taurus, and sped away I received a standing ovation.