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It’s surprising to admit, but Sunday’s grape call turned out to be a really short one. Still, we managed to cover some important points in our discussion. Join us today as we dive into part two and keep the conversation going!

Inside GRAPE Discord - March Edition 🍇📊 1,452 messages from 27 degens analyzed. What we found will shock you. Legal is reviewing this thread as we speak. Here's what we weren't supposed to publish... 🧵

Happy Easter, DADs, from the Grape Community! Sunday's DAO call was a short one, but we had some great discussions in Discord. Also want to use this opportunity to state that we deeply sympathize with everyone affected by the Drift hack last week it is extremely painful to witness, and we sincerely hope the hacker will opt for the bounty so that all affected users can be fully reimbursed. The Grape DAO call continues today at 6PM UTC join us. It's Grape! 🍇

Inside GRAPE Discord - March Edition 🍇📊 1,452 messages from 27 degens analyzed. Geopolitics hijacked the timeline, oil trades replaced moon talk. Here's what the alpha hunters were really talking about... 🧵

so this is how the discussions for the last DAO call went see you later today when the calls do continue (time updated on the graphic below) it is grape, we want you 🫵

@Rufyb 😂😂😂

O kaare, Baba mi… B’eeni ti e’n ri. Mo j’eri e🤲🏻🤲🏻🤲🏻😀😀😁😁

@abycolion @ProfitableMan1 I was about to post this!

@ProfitableMan1 2026: Zedcrest is 15.4% now.... This is 2026 NOT 2025.,2025 is gone...

People asked, so here it is. Top money market funds by annual return (2025): 1. Legacy MMF — 25.15% 2. EDC MMF — 23% 3. Meristem MMF — 22.09% 4. Zedcrest MMF — 21.62% 5. RMB Nigeria MMF — 22.91% All are: ✓ Registered with SEC Nigeria ✓ Low risk ✓ Accessible via apps ✓ Can start from ₦1,000–₦5,000 Save this. Share it with someone who still uses a savings account.

@swot_saz For real, Peace and quiet are not in the menu.

I love me kids, man, I cannot wait to birth mine. God punish APC for real😭😭😭

@itohan_olat That first guy is among those people who don’t bother to read instruction before answering exam question.😒

If all the big male influencers (Dami, Abazz, Sir Dickson, Aproko doc, bearded Sina, Oku, Pooja, John Doe etc) are all made to do this dip challenge, who do you think will win? Me: I think Abazz will win because it’s not by age or big muscles and chests oo😂

Most Nigerian investors with ₦5M portfolios are holding 15–20 stocks. @Anthonyuzum says that’s wrong. Here’s why 👇 open.spotify.com/show/6eE7GYMKp…

Zenith Bank is not the "most profitable bank". The two core metrics used to assess the profitability of a bank is its return on equity (ROE). A stricter metric is the return on assets (ROA) because it tells you the unlevered profitability (i.e., stripping out financial risk) of the bank. And in getting your ROA and ROE, you want to use core earnings (because those are the sustainable lines). Anyway, in the Nigerian banking space, the top two most profitable banks are: ▪︎ GTCO ▪︎ Wema Bank There is a Stanbic IBTC consideration, but its value drivers are somewhat different.

Nnadozie has performed better than Hampton so far this season Games Played 🔸 Hampton: 16 🔸 Nnadozie: 16 Saves 🔸 Hampton: 47 (74.6%) 🔸 Nnadozie: 53 (75.7%) Clean Sheets 🔸 Hampton: 7 🔸 Nnadozie: 6 Shots faced 🔸 Hampton: 63 🔸 Nnadozie: 70 Goals Conceded 🔸 Hampton: 16 🔸 Nnadozie: 17 Successful Runs per Game 🔸 Hampton: 0.7 🔸 Nnadozie: 1.0 Aerial Duels Won 🔸 Hampton: 3 🔸 Nnadozie: 11 Recoveries per Game 🔸 Hampton: 8.06 🔸 Nnadozie: 11.05 Clearances per Game 🔸 Hampton: 0.65 🔸 Nnadozie: 2.25 Nnadozie has been the more complete and commanding goalkeeper so far this season while playing for a weaker team

@Coventry_City @wisdomogah48 Coventry sef don follow join. Oya naa farm us, we are here for you.😆

Frank wetin be dat 😮‍💨

True. But there’s is trick to it, be the 1st or the 2nd person to collect and dump it in MMF. That’s how you jumpstart the process😎

Money Market Fund > Ajo

@Rxbremen I share this sentiment. Moniepoint is the real deal.

If moniepoint, Opay, flutterwave, and paystack all come and list on the NGX today, and I have 1B naira to invest in all 4, I’ll put everything in moniepoint.

@victor_onyibest @palmwine_chapi Chibuzo😭😭😭😭

He took his Chinese girlfriend on a burger date and it was a wild ride 😂 I wonder how they can't unwire their brain from doing that thing at the end of words. Even if they hear you saying it directly.

@victor_onyibest @palmwine_chapi Icy kariimu😁😁😁

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