Brian Yates

@cowincrisis Look who's talking.

humans be like “moo” and expect respect ?

@cowincrisis Dog food?

we need a slur for horses

🚨 DEYANNA OSTROUSHKO CAUGHT ON CAMERA CONFESSING TO ASSAULTING SAVANAH HERNANDEZ Here’s Deyanna Ostroushko straight-up admitting it: “I tackled her and then I ran. I was like, I’m getting out of here before the cops come!” She tackled journalist Savanah Hernandez and then fled the scene to avoid arrest. This was 100% premeditated and coordinated. No more playing the victim — the truth is out.

@NoDMsPerfavore Saddam-A-Go-Go

What song is he singing? Wrong answers only!

@Savsays Sue them.

DAMNING ADMISSION: Here’s Deyanna Ostroushko admitting that, “I tackled her and then I ran, I was like, I’m getting out of here before the cops come!” Here is Deyanna Ostroushko ON CAMERA admitting that she assaulted me and ran before the police could arrest her. Another left wing protester then laughs stating “Good job mama! That’s amazing” The Hennepin County Sheriff’s Department stated that they would not be recommending charges against Deyanna, stating that they did not have sufficient evidence to do so. Footage from @AndrewMercado who, prior to capturing this, is coaching the protesters stating, “you gotta be careful with that…TPUSA is going to take that and clip it and put it all over right wing media”. Another protester was filmed stating, “I should have hit her”. Btw, the District Attorney for this county is the same DA who is now trying to arrest ICE agents in the county for DOING THEIR JOBS:

Every single one of these Republicans is a traitor to this country and needs to be publicly shamed and removed from office. Despicable.

Hahahahahaha

@3YearLetterman Maybe. People on this app been telling me to get the popcorn ready for years. I'm still not sure why.

Please get your retweet buttons ready

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@ichewthings Ratata

@ichewthings Pussies?

we need a slur for cats

@GamewithDave Minesweeper.

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@ro145676 @greg16676935420 What did I say that was stupid? The only information in my original comment is factual information.

@briancyates1983 @greg16676935420 Ask simple questions of your payroll dept, they’ll give you answers. Or google it. Just because your say stupid shit on X, doesn’t make me a know it all. It makes you the idiot. But then you cash checks at Walmart? I can’t even

IRS: you owe us taxes Me: how much do I owe? IRS: you get to figure that out Me: can I just pay what I want? IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too Me: what if I guess wrong? IRS: jail Happy tax day!

@IfindRetards That motherfucker's bald himself. That hair's fake as shit. Has he ever given a speech on a windy day?

Retard complaining about people mocking his appearance. "day talk about my appearance" Didn't he just mock Stephen Miller about his appearance?

@RealLifeFrog Frog you

For the love of frog

@horsetwting Job interview?

its time for business

Turning point USA reporter Savannah Hernandez speaks out about her assault! 😢 She says she doesn't feel safe anymore. 😢😢😢 God bless her 🙏

@3YearLetterman Heck of a place for a one night stand, though.

The British are to blame for the Titantic sinking

@distraughtduck Do you have gutters? Look under the cement things at the bottom of the gutters.

did the worms move? i woke up early and all but theyre not here?

@McDonalds Who said I love you?

oh u love me? whats my order?